NoV: &_& Finally got around to writing this!!!

Cosmo: (reads) This chappie is dedicated to JediWanda! .....I love Wanda! Let's dedicate her!

Wanda: Not me, you silly. Do I look like a Jedi to you?

Cosmo: (puzzled) I know! (waves his wand) Now, you do!

Wanda: (dressed like a Jedi with a light saber instead of a wand) -.-0

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"We should probably go down there," Wanda said, peering down the staircase. "Cosmo + kitchen=chaos."

"Correct," Timmy agreed. "I mean, right. He's probably going to kill us all by burning the house down or something......"

**

Wanda throttled Cosmo, shouting, "YOU IDIOT!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??"

"I just wanted to make the Best Day Ever Part 2 special surprise cake!!" he explained. "I was gonna jump out of it and everything!!"

"But Timmy's house is burning to the ground!!" she exclaimed.

Cosmo burst into tears. "No one will ever trust me ever again!!!" he wailed.

Wanda let him go and held her head, defeated. Timmy grabbed Cosmo and shook him as well.

"HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN???" he cried.

Cosmo's eyes spun around when Timmy stopped shaking him. "Well......" he began. "I went into the kitchen and I poofed myself a pan......and then the kitchen caught on fire!"

Timmy raised an eyebrow. "Oh, really?"

"You believe me now, don't you?" the fairy wondered, meekly.

"No," Timmy replied, flatly.

Cosmo's eyes welled up with tears.

"Why, oh why, do you always do the lower lip thing??" Timmy asked, covering his eyes with his hand, dramatically. "Oh-kay, just for the sake of argument, we'll say I believe you," he decided. "What do you think started the fire?"

Cosmo appeared to be thinking. "......it was the evil cheese monster of doom!!!!" he exclaimed.

"And why am I supposed to believe THAT lame excuse?" the boy wondered.

"Hmm.....maybe you'll believe it in Spanish!! iEra el monstruo malo de queso del destino!"

Before anything else could be said, sirens were heard in the distance. They got closer until a sparkly red fire truck drove into Timmy's driveway. Cosmo and Wanda poofed into butterflies.

A tall, burly fireman carried a fire hose over to the flaming house. He turned the hose on and squirted a few drops onto the fire. He turned the hose off again. "Our work is done here, men!!" he shouted, climbing back onto the fire truck and driving away.

"That was helpful," Timmy said, sarcastically. Cosmo and Wanda poofed back to themselves. "I wish that the house was back to normal!"

The fairies raised their wands and the fire vanished. Timmy's house was seemingly untouched.

Timmy thought for a minute. "In fact, I wish that the whole world was back to normal! As in not made of cheese!!"

"Awwww......" Cosmo murmured, remorsefully. He raised his wand anyway, changing everything back to dirt and grass. "I'm gonna miss you, cheese!!" He hugged the ground. "¡Yo lo perderé, el queso!"

"Come on, Cosmo," Wanda said, sighing. "I'll make some nachos."

"Ole!!"

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NoV: ^_^

Cosmo: ^_^

Wanda: ^_^

Timmy: ^_^

NoV: ^_^

Cosmo: ^_^

Wanda: ^_^

Timmy: Enough already!!

NoV: Welp, this fic is officially retired, as I must continue with Baby Makes Four! Make sure you read it. ^.^

Cosmo: Or I'll be a monkey's uncle! (poof into a monkey)

Wanda: Bye!