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AUTHOR'S NOTE: hiyaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Hountou ni gomen nasaaaaii! Sorry for taking so long to update. Finally I could write the latest chapter from this story. There's some part linked to the past chapter, so maybe if you forget you could read the past chapter instead. Oh, and thank you for the entire reviewer!!! It's surprising there's still exist out there a bunch of people who's willing to read this weird fanfic…. T_T hixxxxx hixxxxxx *dance dance in tears* I love you all honeeeyyyy!!!
n3th3r^v^l@nd : Thank you for the review! I hope you like the way I crush… ups torture… ugh I mean the way I make Eiji and Fuji trapped in the story!!
Hellen: Yes you're right!! Fuji was meant for Tezuka! Though sometimes I think Eiji and Fuji would make a cute couple too… btw I also like Fujicest…^^ About the way they together since Fuji is a souma… we'll see… fufufufu…
Cenz: HOHOHO!!! See how I'll torture your Eiji!! Kikikiki… Oh? It's supposed to be MY Eiji? Hell yeahh…:p
Mi^mi: Yeah!!! Fuji is an all-time sexy thingie!! *Menari-nari sambil mengibaskan bendera bergambar Fuji tanpa busana*
Kearoru: Thank you! I hope you read this chapter and like it!
Kals: I think I'll make the story about 3 chapter more. J thanks for the review!
Btw I wrote this fic with some tear-jerking songs such as To Be acoustic version (ayumi hamasaki)…. But the melancholies wasn't able to get on me!!! ARRGGHHHH……
To Flowery, have a nice trip! *waving a goodbye handkerchief* hope you find some sexy thingies on the way. D Thanks for the getbackers poison! ^^
oh, also spare me for some grammatical error… like I've said, my English is…miserable. _
IT's HIM!!
Chapter 7
(In Fuji's residence)
"Wait! Tezuka! Where are you going!" A blue eyed angel known later as Souma Fuji Syusuke run towards an ex-slave guy who seemed ready to leave. The called one stopped and slowly returned his body.
"I can't ruin people's peaceful life out of the blue. I think it's better for me to leave…" . Damn, I'm cool
Fuji sighed. "I'm sorry… but it's not like what you think. I mean, Eiji already in the bad mood lately, so it's not like…"
"You're lying." Tezuka's gentle accuse froze Fuji's line.
Flashback
"Fuji, let's visit my house! I found a cute puppy! I called him Pape…"
"Wait a moment, Eiji."
End of flashback
Tezuka couldn't forget that small scene. The way a cheerful expression that suddenly appeared from the window changed into surprise and a slight jealousy for being ignored. It was the first time he saw the boy. Fuji was concentrating on taking care Tezuka's wound, he didn't turn a sight at the boy-which later he knew as Eiji. It's not Fuji's fault, but the boy stared angrily at the wounded guy for a moment before leaving, looked for Yuuta instead.
Then he learned from Yuuta that that Eiji guy had a crush towards Fuji, and that the two of them were so close since childhood. Even after Tezuka lived there Eiji still visited Fuji almost everyday, though he seemed declared hostility against Tezuka. In fact, Tezuka saw that Fuji treated the red haired guy nicely, for he always nice to everyone. Until that day…
Flashback
"I always love you…"
The sudden confession made Tezuka stunned for a while. No, the line wasn't dedicated for him, but for Fuji. But Eiji stated it in front of both of them.
"Eiji…?" Fuji seemed rather uneasy.
"I wonder what will this guy do if I say it…" The envious one stared at Tezuka. Fuji tried to break the cold situation by forced a laugh and said, "Eiji, don't you know you shouldn't use that line as a joke?"
"Uhmm… I think I better leave…" Tezuka was just trying to escape when Eiji clutched his sleeve roughly by saying "No, you stay here. I want to let you see what have you done to other's peaceful relationship, you unwanted stranger..."
"Eiji!!"
"And I'm not joking." The guy continued his line. "I also want to see what can this guy do."
Tezuka turned to Fuji. "It's okay, Fuji."
But Fuji grabbed Eiji's hand that clutched Tezuka's sleeve and pull him further. He gripped Eiji's shoulders tightly as if he was talking to a drunken person and shouted in annoyed, "What's wrong with you!?"
Fuji could feel the innocent guy in front him heated from the uncontrollable breath. He wasn't sure if it was because of the anger or nervous, what he sure of is that Eiji was trembling badly. His eyes were opened wide and the lips seemed trying to say a helpless word that blocked.
Then… those words slipped unexpectedly from Fuji's mouth. From the only person whom Eiji trusted and loved.
"You're indeed a weirdo."
It's like a gallon of ice water dropped right on top of his head. He could care less if it was the mere children, or even his family who said that thing, for he already used to it. He could still smiling and took it as nothing, but this time…
Eiji stunned before he finally shouted angrily, "Then what about that f***in' beggar you found from nowhere!?"
PLAKK!!!
Fuji slapped him and stopped the unwanted words keep coming from the guy. Poor Eiji only froze with half-opened mouth, gazing with the eyes that began to blurry.
"E…Eiji…." Fuji unconsciously looked at his own palm, felt guilty for doing such act. But the guy whom he just slapped didn't shout, angry or yell like he thought Eiji would do. He only rubbed his cheek.
"Eiji…I…"
"It's…it's okay. You've given me the answer. Ri…right, Fuji? I… I'll leave now…." Eiji tried to speak clearly but he only looked more desperate. "B…But please…let me hold you, Fuji, just once…." Tears began to fall from the red haired guy's blue eyes, though he desperately tried to look tough.
Now Fuji stunned even more.
Hold? Wait a minute… but…wait…. If I transform…? I'm not ready to transform RIGHT NOW!!! DAMN!!!
Eiji walked closer towards Fuji, and he was going to lift his arm when Fuji pushed his shoulder.
"I…I'm sorry…Eiji…." God, kill me… I'd rather die than to hurt this boy's feeling…
Now tears began to fall from the red haired guy even worse. He didn't say a word before turned his back and run away.
End of flashback
(The next morning In Eiji's residence)
Papero, a black Pomeranian was sleeping peacefully on a comfortable bed when a pair of hands grabbed him and shook him over and over.
"Ne, Papero!! Let's go for a trip!!" An annoying whiny voice was shouted right near his ears.
"Woooff…." 5 minutes more…
"Oh, come on!!" The guy tickled Oishi aka Papero's armpit and made the dog opened his eyes abruptly because of the ticklishness. A pair of big eyes right in front of his face surprised him. "WOOOOOFFF!!!!"
"He-he!! Surprised!? Let's go!!!"
Wa…Wait a minute…. Eiji… yesterday….a trip? Huh?
Papero could only wait for his brain to connect with the current situation, and he realized that he was inside Eiji's arm, heading towards the opposite direction from the house. Eiji brought his dog to leave the house together with him.
"Woooff!!! Woof!!" No, this is not good…. Eiji… it's dangerous out there, please return home!
"Hmm?? Are you hungry Papero?? Want candy?"
"wwoooooofff~~~~" Not again…
Suddenly, a terrible thing happened.
A troop of scary gladiators appeared right before them, grabbed them harshly and put them into the sack.
"HEEEYYY!!!!! WHAT HAPPENED!?? HEYYY!!!" Eiji tried to shout and struggle along the way, but too bad the gladiators used Helicopter and brought them away.
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They were suffered for quite a long time inside the sack, when finally they heard a voice. A familiar voice for Papero aka Oishi.
"HAAA!!! Finally… Tezuka…. I could finally squeeze you with this hand once again… after such long lonely nights… finally…. KABAJI!!! OPEN THE SACK!!"
"Usu."
The big buff giant opened the rope tying the sack, but of course the person inside it wasn't Tezuka but our poor little uke with a poor little Pomeranian inside his arm.
"Ouch…!!! Heeeeeiiii!!!! What the hell are you doing to me!!!???"
Sumire: stunned
Kabaji: Usu.
GLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
"AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGHH!!!! You stupid useless shameless pathetic bunch of humanity!! Can't you even make the differences between the legendary Seigaku sex bomb with this kid!? Who the hell ordered you to bring this stupid useless shameless pathetic brat!?"
"But, Sumire-ohimesama!!" One of the guards tried to make excuse. "When we asked the description of Tezuka-san, you only describe him as 'So seductively irresistible, even menopause lady could feel horny again', so I think…"
"You're trying to say that you feel horny towards this kid, you Shota-kon!!??"
"No..no!! But I think you…"
"So you're trying to say that I'm menopause!!??"
"No…no!!! But you supposed to, sigh… But since my Grandma was there when we caught him, then she…"
"Go to hell with your freak Grandma!!! I want my Tezuka back!! You make me mad… and you know what happened when I'm mad…." Sumire's face became eerier that it already was and gothic music could be heard from all over the hall.
"INUI!!!"
A dark shadow appeared. He held a book on his right hand. A mischievous light shone underneath his mysterious glasses. His eyes were invisible. His hair looked painful for you to touch. It's Inui of all nightmares.
*Soundtrack: In the end (Linkin' Park)*
"Hmmm….. so Tezuka could make even a menopause lady feel horny again… ii data."
"Cut it out, Inui." Sumire snapped.
"As you please, Ma'am."
"Now bring these useless guards and gave them a pitcher of…." Sumire was just trying to finish an order when a voice shouted impolitely.
"Ne, KUSOBABA!!! Who are you!?"
Everybody silenced and sweatdropped, including the legendary Inui himself. Not to mention Papero. He can't say anything but fainted on the spot.
GLAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"YOU…YOU….YOU BRAT…. IMPOLITE BRAT!!" Sumire screamed angrily.
Eiji patted his shoulder to clean the dust without any guiltiness and blatantly said, "Speak for yourself, BABA!! You make me suffer inside that dirty sack for the sake of that damn Tezuka?? Who's impolite now??? Even called me 'brat'…"
That line make Papero stunned for a while. Eiji knows Tezuka?
"YOU…..!!!" Sumire was nearly transformed into super saiyan sumire once again when a smirk glowed. It's Inui's smirk of all nightmares, minna-san.
"Wait a minute, Ma'am." He interrupted. "You said…'That damn Tezuka?'" Inui opened his notebook and flashily drew a sketch of the boy before him. "Hmmm… probability of you know him…. 98%"
Sumire's hair that was just going to be spiky as super saiyan fell again on her shoulder. Instead, another smirk appeared.
"He-he-he! You know Tezuka, sweet boy?" Sumire tried to seduce the poor boy with her husky and sexy voice, but too bad for Eiji, as well as for all the living being inside that hall, it felt like a Granny desperately participating herself in an orgy.
"Ugh…" Eiji felt like he's going to vomit. What should I do? If I tell her where Tezuka is…. I might live happily again with Fuji without the bastard. But…everytime I remember Fuji's smile when he was with him…
"Let's just start going frankly. Tell me where is Tezuka, and I shall release you." Sumire pointed her paper fan to the poor boy, and smile confidently.
But…
"Weeee!!!! Over my dead body!! Tezuka is here, heeeere!!!" Eiji patted his belly over and over and show his middle finger, while everyone sweatdropped and Sumire began to shiver in fury. Papero who just regained his consciousness fainted for the second time.
GLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
"YOU….YOU…..!!!! INUI!!!"
"Yes Ma'am. Juice time?" Inui asked for permission by offered a pitcher of dark liquid. Normal people wouldn't see it, but since Eiji's sight is no.1 in the town, he could see something was mixed in the liquid. It's a spotted Himalayan cat's fur. Only God knows whose cat it was.
"ye…uh no. He's the only clue for us to find Tezuka. Put him in the underground jail and make him reveal Tezuka's hideout. Whatever you want."
"Yes Ma'am. Guard?"
"HEEEYYY!!!! YOU BASTAAAARRDD!!" Poor Eiji could only whined and gave some useless struggles when the gladiators dragged him to the dark and cold underground jail. But fortunately, they forgot that a small black Pomeranian was left untied and managed to escape…
(In the underground jail)
It was so dark and cold. Eiji still barely managed to see everything around him and tried to walk, when his feet bumped at something that was lying down.
"Oh, I'm sorry!" he apologized.
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……" (meaning: It hurts, baka.)
WHAT??
It was a fat buffalo.
Why a buffalo is here, anyway? Eiji become more confused with the eerie place. He examined the buffalo, and found a kind of tattoo in the buffalo's body. It's written:
"TEZUKA-CHAN AND HORIO-CHAN WILL ALWAYS BE FRIENDS FOREVER"
Eiji sighed. So it's Tezuka… yappari hen na hito…
Then he search through the body again, and found other tattoos. The first one written:
"HORIO, WITH THE TWO YEARS GLORY"
And the second one:
"TEZUKA AND HORIO LOVE MOM"
The third one is the strangest of all"
"DON'T DRINK PETROL"
WHAT??
Eiji's adventure didn't stop there. Again, his feet accidentally bumped against someone who was also lying down. "Oh, Sorry!!" Eiji apologized.
"It's okay." He heard the person spoke. Eiji had a feeling that the other prisoner was a guy, but a girly ethnic outfit the guy wore confused him. Furthermore, it was dark and since the guy's voice was almost feminine, Eiji nearly mistaken him as a girl. His voice? Wait…
"Huh???? FUJI???" This guy has the same voice like Fuji!!
"What are you talking about?" The guy snapped, looks like he's annoyed. Then Eiji examined him more closely. He has beautiful blond hair, and his eyes were covered with bandage.
"No, you've got a same voice like someone I know, his name is Fuji." Eiji finally confessed.
"Oh, of course. Our seiyuu is the same, Kaida Yuki."
WHAT??
"Uhm…uh… so why are you here?" Eiji tried to hide his confusedness and break the silence between them.
"That damn Sumire… ugh…. She's even crueller than GENEI RYODAN, my biggest enemy!! I'm the last person alive from my tribe, a species whose eyes turned red in fury emotion. People said that it was one of the 7 prettiest colours in the world, and when she saw my eyes turned red one day because of an incident…she brought me here by force and POKED MY EYES!!!! I HAVE NO EYES NOW!!!!" The calm guy suddenly blew up in pathetic rant. Eiji could only sweatdropped, and began to understand why his eyes were covered with bandage.
"So…why did she trapped you here, after done such things??"
"I WANT MY EYES BACK!!! That's why I intruded this castle one day and ended up being caught. Damn. I just hope that she didn't make my eyes the ingredients for Inui's juice."
I think it's better to change the subject… "I'm Eiji. You?"
"Kurapica, a blacklist hunter." ^^
::TBC::
Author's note: How about that!? Oh, I just looove weirdness. XD I don't know if you like it or not, though. ^^
I'll try to update the story next week!! I'm already in the holiday, so I could relax a bit! For now, please review!! Pls…plsss….!!!
