Thankyou for reviewing those who reviewed. I really appreciate it. It means a lot to me.
Crazy Queen 101: Thanks. You were the one who wrote that Luther twins one right. It was cool. Good job.
Paige Guthrie: There will be more, I just kinda ran out of ideas during that chapter. This chapter is longer though
General Pepper: LOL! I love that idea. I really want to stick it in somewhere, hopefully next chapter or the one after. I love Kurrty! You can't have a cabaret or a musical without it, especially a whimsical one. I honestly prefer Kiotr, but that really isn't musical type stuff
Ishandahalf: Lol, I'm glad you found it so funny. There will be more 'posterior shaking' I promise.
Disclaimer: I do not own X-Men: Evolution, any guest stars which may appears, or any of the songs I use.
Please enjoy
"WARNING: THIS FIC CONTAINS BAD SONG CHOICES AND A VERY SHALLOW PLOT.
Talking
Singing
stage notes
*actions*
'thoughts'
Act II
Dramatic Narrator Voice: We welcome you back to the Institute where something foul is a foot.
Rogue: Are you sayin' my feet smell?
DMV: No, not at all. I just meant that something smelt fishy.
Scott: It's probably Kitty's tuna cookies
DMV: It was a figure of speech. Anyway we're back at the Institute where more abnormal activity is taking place, not like that's unusual though.
Kurt: Hey Scott. Vat's up?
Scott: Oh hey Kurt. How are you on this bright sunshiny day?
Kurt: Somebody seems to have taken an extra dose of 'happy pills' today.
Scott: Kurt! I am not taking pills. It is possible for me to be happy without the use of drugs, you know.
Kurt: *slaps his back* There's the Scott ve all know and love. Hey do I smell cookies
Kurt ports out
Scott: Wait, those are Kitty's tuna cookies
DNV: Meanwhile in the kitchen….
Kitty: Yay, they're done. *takes cookies out of the oven*
Kurt ports in
Kurt: Greetings Katzchen
*Kitty drops tray of cookies on the floor*
Kitty: Kurt! Why do you always sneak up on me like that! I'll have to start all over again. *looks in cupboard* Great, we're out of tuna. Kurt, why don't you make yourself useful and leave me alone? I'm sick of you always pestering me.
Kurt: Sorry Keety
*Random 'awwws' heard from non-existent studio audience.*
Kurt ports out
Kurt (now on top of the roof): *sighs * Kitty doesn't even want to know me, she'll never really like me.
Bird flies down and lands on Kurts hand
Kurt: Hello little bird. At least you like me. You don't care if I'm blue and fuzzy do you? You're lucky, you can just fly away and you're leave you're troubles behind.
Bird: Tweet
music starts
Kurt:
Somevere over zee rainbow
Vay up high
Zere's a land zat I heard of
Vonce in a lullaby
Bird: Tweet?
Kurt:
Someday I'll vish upon a star
And vake up vere
Zee clouds are far behind me
Vere troubles melt like lemon drops
Vay above zee chimney tops
Zat's vere you'll find me
Bird Takes off
Kurt: *watches bird*
Somevere over zee rainbow
Bluebirds fly,
If birds fly over the rainbow
Vy, oh vy, can't I
If happy little bluebirds fly
Above the rainbow
Why, oh why, can't I
music stops, and Kurt ports out on the verge of tears
Professor Xavier's Voice: All students reports to the South-East Conference Library Immediately
DNV: Later in the South-East Conference Library…
Xavier: The reason I have called this meeting is because Cerebro has detected a new mutant. She is very powerful and I believe her to be around the Institute. After Beast's outbreak of 'Crocodile Rock,' and Logan's earlier one of 'Tell Her About It' I believe that her power has something to do with making people spontaneously burst into song.
Kitty: *looks at empty seat* 'Kurt's not here'
Jean: Is it likely that we're going to burst into song?
Xavier: Yes, it is. It has only affected mutants so far so please be careful about what you say and think. I am sure that it will get better though.
music starts
Logan: Not again. *presses lips tightly together*
Xavier:
The sun'll come out,
Tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow,
There'll be sun
Ororo: Charles, are you all right.
Xavier:
Just thinkin' about,
Tomorrow
Clears away the cobwebs,
And the sorrow
'Til there's none!
Kitty: It's got him Storm, there's nothing we can do but wait it out
Xavier:
When I'm stuck a day
That's gray,
And lonely,
I just stick out my chin
And Grin,
And Say, Oh!
The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on
'Til tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow! Tomorrow!
I love ya Tomorrow!
You're always
A day
AWAY!
music ends
DNV: What will tomorrow have in store for our Mutant Friends? Stay tuned for Act III to find out.
Rogue: You mean that's it?
DNV: Yup that's it, for this chapter anyway.
Rogue: But I only got one line.
DNV: Look, I don't write the script I just to the dramatic bits like, introductions, the 'next time' and 'last time' junk and lines like: "You have forgotten who you are Simba," and "Luke, I am your father."
Rogue: Ohh…Kayy…
What did you think? Do you have any ideas for songs or scences, or any comments? If you do please review and tell me. I'd really like to know.
Thankyou very much.
Kaminarimon
