OK I"M BACK! And im writing cuz I have no life. Anywayz! What happened in this chapter I have actually done. So do not try to make fun of me, IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'M STUPID!
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Everyone was sitting at the round table in the classroom talking about random stuff. Nick was annoying Sara.
'My daddy got mad at me because I gave you purple flowers. He said that I should have given you purple ones.' Nick said.
'Don't listen to what your daddy says! It's only fourteen more years until we can move out. It's not the long.' Sara protested.
Greg and Catherine were just rambling on about something.
'I know how babies are made!' Catherine told Greg.
'Yea me to! First you put your foot onto a persons head then put leaves down the sewers.' Greg said pleased with himself.
'NO! First there's a diamond and the cabbage-patch turns into a baby, duh!' Catherine stuck her tongue out at him.
'That's stupid where did you hear that from?'
'The Addam's Family.'
Gil was telling Warrick a story.
'And then I was sitting at McDonalds' when this lady came by and I started screaming HEY LADY, HEY LADY! And then she looked at me funny and said, Who me? And then I said NO NOT YOU LADY OTHER LADY!'
'Where was the other lady?' Warrick asked.
'There wasn't one.'
'Oh.'
Then Brass decided that this would be a good time to go out side and play. 'Hey kids lets go out side and play on the play ground.'
'Ok Mr. Brass.' Everyone went out side. Catherine and Sara came up to Brass.
'Mr. Brass Sara has to go to the potty.' Catherine said.
'Ok you can go.' Catherine and Sara went back into the classroom.
Grissom was sitting on the bottom of the slide talking to himself with a cookbook to his ear.. 'OK! Mr. Ocean. *pause* Ewwww Mr. Ocean I didn't need to know that! *pause* You got what done? *pause* What's a sex change mean? *pause* So you're a girl now? *pause* How does that work? *pause* Oh! How do you pee?'
Greg and Warrick were digging a hole in ground with spoons. 'How far away is China?' Asked Warrick.
'How am I suppose to know? AHHHHHH A CAR!' Greg said pointing to the road across the street. Greg got up and pushed Warrick down and landed on top of him. 'I just saved your life that car was about to kill you!'
'Oh my gosh! You saved my life!' They got up, 'Another car!' Warrick jumped on Greg.
'Oh my gosh, you saved my life!'
Catherine and Sara came out from the class room with a hair dryer in each of there hands. Each of the hair dryers were hooked dup to an extension cord.
'Secret Agent Ma-GIRL!' They said together and were pointing the on hair dryer at full blast at the ants.
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Catherine and Sara got to the crime scene. They got out of each of there Tahoe's and entered the house. Catherine took her gun out and started checking each of the rooms hiding behind the walls.
'Hey ummmm Cath, what are you doing?' Sara asks putting her kit down.
'I'm playing Secret Agent Lady, what does it look like?'
'Secret AGENT!!' Sara pulls out her gun and follows Catherine threw out the house.
Warrick comes into the room and sees them. 'What are you two doing?'
'What does it look like?' Catherine asked.
'Secret Agent Lady!'
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'Don't try to hide from us!' Sara yelled at the ants.
'You can run, but you can't hide!' Catherine yelled too.
Brass came over to them, 'Girls what are you doing?'
'Back!' Sara pointed her hair dryer at Brass.
'You can't get us a live!' Catherine yelled.
'Your just jealous because your not crazy!'
'Good girls.' Brass patted both there heads, then went over to the sand box and laid down head first in it.
Gil looked up at the sky. 'LOOK!' Everyone stopped at looked at him. 'It's going to rain!'
'How can you tell?' Greg asked.
'Because I'm going to do a rain dance.'
'Lets all do a ran dance!' Warrick said.
Gil started them out. 'You put you right foot in.'
Everyone joined in, 'You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put your right foot in and you shake it all about! You do the hokey-pokey and you turn your self about, that's what it's all about! You put your left foot in you put your left foot out, you put your left foot in and you shake it all about! You do the hokey-pokey and you turn your self about, that's what it's all about! You put your spleen in, you put your spleen out, you put your spleen in and you shake it all about! You do the hokey-pokey and you turn your self about, that's what it's all about!' They went on and on all the way to, 'You put your pinky toe in, you put your pinky toe out, you put your pinky toe in and you shake it all about! You do the hokey-pokey and you turn your self about, that's what it's all about!' They continued onto the next song.
'I don't want to be a chicken, I don't want to be a duck, so I shake my butt!' A little faster, 'I don't want to be a chicken, I don't want to be a duck, so I shake my butt!' Faster, 'I don't want to be a chicken, I don't want to be a duck, so I shake my butt!'
They went onto there last song, 'R - E - C - Y - C - L - E, recycle
C - O - N - S - E - R - V - E, conserve
Don't you P - O - L - L - U - T - E
Pollute the rivers, sky, or sea
Or else you're gonna get what you deserve
1. The ozone is in horrible condition
From fluorocarbons in our atmosphere
They are too small to be seen by normal vision
But there's getting to be more of us each year!
We come from a variety of places
Like Styrofoam containers and aerosol cans
We love to eat the ozone, it's our favorite dessert
And if you don't have an ozone, then the sun can really hurt
You must admit, we make a lot of garbage
This dump is filled up way above the brim
If we don't make an effort to recycle
The future could be looking mighty grim
Look, it's the Grim Recycler!
No autographs, please
Someone's cutting down the O-Town forest
It's not enough to sit around and grieve
If we don't protect our flora and our fauna
Then we won't have the oxygen to breathe
R - E - C - Y - C - L - E, recycle
Recycle!
C - O - N - S - E - R - V - E, conserve
Conserve!
Don't you P - O - L - L - U - T - E
Pollute the river, sky, or sea
Or else we're gonna get...
What we deserve!'
Everyone stopped and looked up at the sky waiting for the rain to fall. Then the sky became darker and the rain started pouring down from the sky. They all screamed and started jumping in the puddles. Once Brass realized what was going on because he somehow fell asleep, he stood up.
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Grissom looked up at the sky and started to feel a rain drop. 'It's raining.'
Warrick stood next to him, 'You did a rain dance again didn't you!'
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'Ok everyone into the classroom!' He yelled. Obediently went inside each of them were soaked to the bone. Nick and Sara had there arms around each other sharing a blanket.
'This doesn't mean that I'm your girlfriend.' Sara said as she put her head on his shoulder.
Greg took his blanket and tied it around his neck, using it as a cape, pretending that he was superman He was running around the room knocking things over. Catherine was sitting in the corner with a book upside down.
'Hello! I'm trying to read!' Catherine complained to Greg.
'You don't even know how to read!' Greg said.
'That's not the point here people!'
Warrick was sleeping in the mats with a remote in his mouth. Gil was under the round table with a green lobster, muttering to himself.
'Don't worry lobster. I can't kill you, your already dead. What's that you want to talk to Mr. Ocean?? Ok but just for a moment.' Gil put the cook book up to the lobsters face. 'SEE THERE YOU GO!!! TALK TO LOBSTER MR. OCEAN!!!!!!'
Everyone stopped and looked at Gil. 'What?' They all went back to what they were doing. Then everyone's parents came in to pick up there wet kid.
'Gil I told you not to cause any trouble. And what do you do?' His mother complained to him.
'But mom, I was just trying to talk to Mr. Ocean. There's no crime in doing that.'
Sara's dad came over to her and picked her up from sleeping Nick and brought her home.
'What are you doing?? Kyle got me the Red Mega- ANT'S IN DA PANTS! ANT'S IN DA PANTS!?!?!' Sara mumbled
'Good going Nick, now you got the girls sleeping you with. You little man whore.' He said ruffling Nick's hair.
Catherine just skipped out of the room for some reason. Greg followed her. Warrick went to his mother who gave him a cookie.
'Good boy.'
Brass watched all of the kids leave before he went back to the bathroom and fell asleep in the sink.
