Chris: Welcome to the first airing of BISHIE TALK! -Grins at the chained up bishie in the hot spring. - This is my wonderful co-host, Angel Black! -Hugs Angel. -

Angel: -Prods Sanosuke. - This is our wonderful little spiecenm, Sanosuke Sagara from Samurai X/Rurouni Kenshin!

Sanosuke Sagara: Help! Sanctuary! Sanctuary! -Tries to wiggle free from the waterproof chains. -

Chris: -Smacks him. - Shut up darling bishie! -Grins and looks at the camera. - -Turns to the red faced Sanosuke. - How are you honey?

Sanosuke: Get me away from this nutcase! Help! -Screams. -

Chris: -Cuddles Sano. - Oh, you flatter me.

Angel: -Knocks him on the head. - Tell us about yourself, Sano. =)

Sanosuke: -Calms down. - Well I was a member of the Sekihotai until the damn Meji government dishonored the proud name of Captain Sagara!

Angel: -Prods Sano. - So you took the last name of your beloved leader to commemorate his legacy?

Sanosuke: -Looks confused. - Uh.. Sure..

Chris: -Smothers him with kisses. - How adorable! Isn't there more though?

Sanosuke: Yeah, but that freak over there interrupted me. -Looks annoyed. -

Angel: -Smacks him. - Hn.

Sanosuke: Anyways, I used to be a fighter for hire until I met up with Himura Kenshin. And the rest is history.

Chris: -Claps. - YAY! -Kisses him. -

Angel: -Cuddles him. - Lovely story.

Chris: Do you have a love? . -Shifty eyes. -

Sanosuke: -Dreamy sigh. - Well, I have my eye on this girl, the foxy lady, Miss Megumi. -Purrs. -

Angel: -Smacks him with a frying pan. - No you don't. You're our bishie now. We caught you!

Chris: -Cackles. - Muhahahaha!

Angel: -Cackles with her. - ^^;

Sanosuke: -Scrambles on the other side of the hot spring. - HELP!

Angel: -Swims over to him. - Where do you think you're going little bishie?

Chris: -Pets him. - Our pretty little pet! ^^;

Angel: You know, you have no chance of escaping the confines of his hot spring. don't you?

Chris: You want to know why? Because of our maximum-security alarm system!

Angel: But we have more questions!

Sanosuke: Like what?

Chris: Like what's your favourite colour?

Sanosuke: -Thoughtful moment.- Well, I have always been fond of the colour green. Like Megumi's hair.. -Dreamy sigh.-

Angel: Shut up about that bitch!

Chris: How did your hair get spiky without hair gel? -Pets his hair.-

Sanosuke: My secret! Pine sap and honey!

Angel: -Stares.- Pine sap and honey?!

Chris: -Falls over anime style.- Pff. Weak little girl stuff.

Sanosuke: Weak? Little? Girl Stuff? -Explodes.- Why you little -Censored-!

Chris: -Whips him.- BAD, BAD, BAD Sanosuke Sagara!

Sanosuke: -Gets violent.-

Angel: -Embarrassed laugh.- Well that's all for today folks! See next time on BISHIE TALK! IN HOT SPRINGS!