Disclaimer: Chris and I own nothing but ourselves, unfortunately...

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Angel: Welcome back to Bishie Talk! I'll be hosting this episode, and today we'll be interviewing... Hiei!

Chris: And I'll be co-hosting as we interview Hiei!

:: A beautiful reddish brown cat walks in ::

Angel: And this is our new mascot, my cat. Her name is Cinnamon.

Chris: Aww! She's beautiful!

Angel: Thank you!

Hiei: :: Chained in the hot spring :: ...

Angel: Oh! We forgot about Hiei!

Chris: Oh! We did, didn't we!

Angel: So, Hiei. We're going to start you off with some simple yes or no questions, then we'll move on to the ones with more complex answers. Okay?

Hiei: Hn.

Angel: ... I'll take that as a yes...

Chris: :: Hands Angel the question cards ::

Angel: Question1- Is your name Hiei?

Hiei: Yes.

Angel: 2- Is your favorite color black?

Hiei: Yes.

Angel: Mine, too! In fact, my last name is Black! 3- Do you have three eyes?

Hiei: Yes.

Angel: I only have two. 4- Will you marry me?

Hiei: Yes.

Chris: That wasn't one of the questions! And did he say yes?

Angel: Yes, he said yes!

Hiei: :: Clueless ::

Angel: Now for the more complex questions.

Chris: :: Hands her more cards ::

Angel: Thank you, oh trusty sidekick!

Chris: You're wel... Hey!

Angel: :: Smirks ::

Chris: :: Growls :: Just ask him the questions!

Angel. Okay. Question 5- Do you have a girlfriend?

Hiei: No.

Angel: He has a fiancee! Me!

Hiei: I what!?

Angel: :: Shows him playback of previous questions ::

Hiei: Oh. Okay.

Chris: He said okay?!

Angel: Uh-huh! Question 6- Why do you always wear black?

Hiei: Because it's my favorite color. And it looks good on me.

Angel: :: Drooling :: I'll say!

Hiei: But I wear blue sometimes too.

Angel: Question 7- Do you like working with Kurama, Yuusuke, and Kuwabara?

Hiei: Kurama, yes. Yuusuke, yes. Kuwabara is a no-brained baboon.

Angel: I agree.

Chris: Kuwabara is ugly...

Angel: Yeah, he is... :: Dumps refried beans on Chris ::

Chris: What the hell was that for!

Angel: It's a poem:

I never saw a purple cow,

I never hope to see one,

But I can tell you anyhow,

That if you dump refried beans on someone's head they become one.

Chris: That's not how it goes! It goes:

I never saw a purple cow,

I never hope to see one,

But I can tell you anyhow,

I'd rather see than be one.

Angel: Oh...

Hiei: Do I have to answer any more stupid questions?

Angel: Just one more. How do you get your hair so spiky?

Hiei: Pine sap and honey... Anything else?

Angel: Nope. That's it...

Hiei: Then can I go?

Angel: No. You have to stay here! And you'll never escape, because there's a BishieBarrier(R) around the hot spring!

Chris: But Sanosuke will keep you company! :: Wiping refried beans out of her hair ::

Angel: That's it for today's episode of Bishie Talk! Who will we have next time?

Chris: Find out next time!

Angel and Chris: :: Jump into hot spring :: Bye now!

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