Disclaimer: Chris and I own nothing but ourselves, unfortunately...
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Angel: Welcome back to Bishie Talk! I'll be hosting this episode, and today we'll be interviewing... Hiei!
Chris: And I'll be co-hosting as we interview Hiei!
:: A beautiful reddish brown cat walks in ::
Angel: And this is our new mascot, my cat. Her name is Cinnamon.
Chris: Aww! She's beautiful!
Angel: Thank you!
Hiei: :: Chained in the hot spring :: ...
Angel: Oh! We forgot about Hiei!
Chris: Oh! We did, didn't we!
Angel: So, Hiei. We're going to start you off with some simple yes or no questions, then we'll move on to the ones with more complex answers. Okay?
Hiei: Hn.
Angel: ... I'll take that as a yes...
Chris: :: Hands Angel the question cards ::
Angel: Question1- Is your name Hiei?
Hiei: Yes.
Angel: 2- Is your favorite color black?
Hiei: Yes.
Angel: Mine, too! In fact, my last name is Black! 3- Do you have three eyes?
Hiei: Yes.
Angel: I only have two. 4- Will you marry me?
Hiei: Yes.
Chris: That wasn't one of the questions! And did he say yes?
Angel: Yes, he said yes!
Hiei: :: Clueless ::
Angel: Now for the more complex questions.
Chris: :: Hands her more cards ::
Angel: Thank you, oh trusty sidekick!
Chris: You're wel... Hey!
Angel: :: Smirks ::
Chris: :: Growls :: Just ask him the questions!
Angel. Okay. Question 5- Do you have a girlfriend?
Hiei: No.
Angel: He has a fiancee! Me!
Hiei: I what!?
Angel: :: Shows him playback of previous questions ::
Hiei: Oh. Okay.
Chris: He said okay?!
Angel: Uh-huh! Question 6- Why do you always wear black?
Hiei: Because it's my favorite color. And it looks good on me.
Angel: :: Drooling :: I'll say!
Hiei: But I wear blue sometimes too.
Angel: Question 7- Do you like working with Kurama, Yuusuke, and Kuwabara?
Hiei: Kurama, yes. Yuusuke, yes. Kuwabara is a no-brained baboon.
Angel: I agree.
Chris: Kuwabara is ugly...
Angel: Yeah, he is... :: Dumps refried beans on Chris ::
Chris: What the hell was that for!
Angel: It's a poem:
I never saw a purple cow,
I never hope to see one,
But I can tell you anyhow,
That if you dump refried beans on someone's head they become one.
Chris: That's not how it goes! It goes:
I never saw a purple cow,
I never hope to see one,
But I can tell you anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one.
Angel: Oh...
Hiei: Do I have to answer any more stupid questions?
Angel: Just one more. How do you get your hair so spiky?
Hiei: Pine sap and honey... Anything else?
Angel: Nope. That's it...
Hiei: Then can I go?
Angel: No. You have to stay here! And you'll never escape, because there's a BishieBarrier(R) around the hot spring!
Chris: But Sanosuke will keep you company! :: Wiping refried beans out of her hair ::
Angel: That's it for today's episode of Bishie Talk! Who will we have next time?
Chris: Find out next time!
Angel and Chris: :: Jump into hot spring :: Bye now!
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Angel: Welcome back to Bishie Talk! I'll be hosting this episode, and today we'll be interviewing... Hiei!
Chris: And I'll be co-hosting as we interview Hiei!
:: A beautiful reddish brown cat walks in ::
Angel: And this is our new mascot, my cat. Her name is Cinnamon.
Chris: Aww! She's beautiful!
Angel: Thank you!
Hiei: :: Chained in the hot spring :: ...
Angel: Oh! We forgot about Hiei!
Chris: Oh! We did, didn't we!
Angel: So, Hiei. We're going to start you off with some simple yes or no questions, then we'll move on to the ones with more complex answers. Okay?
Hiei: Hn.
Angel: ... I'll take that as a yes...
Chris: :: Hands Angel the question cards ::
Angel: Question1- Is your name Hiei?
Hiei: Yes.
Angel: 2- Is your favorite color black?
Hiei: Yes.
Angel: Mine, too! In fact, my last name is Black! 3- Do you have three eyes?
Hiei: Yes.
Angel: I only have two. 4- Will you marry me?
Hiei: Yes.
Chris: That wasn't one of the questions! And did he say yes?
Angel: Yes, he said yes!
Hiei: :: Clueless ::
Angel: Now for the more complex questions.
Chris: :: Hands her more cards ::
Angel: Thank you, oh trusty sidekick!
Chris: You're wel... Hey!
Angel: :: Smirks ::
Chris: :: Growls :: Just ask him the questions!
Angel. Okay. Question 5- Do you have a girlfriend?
Hiei: No.
Angel: He has a fiancee! Me!
Hiei: I what!?
Angel: :: Shows him playback of previous questions ::
Hiei: Oh. Okay.
Chris: He said okay?!
Angel: Uh-huh! Question 6- Why do you always wear black?
Hiei: Because it's my favorite color. And it looks good on me.
Angel: :: Drooling :: I'll say!
Hiei: But I wear blue sometimes too.
Angel: Question 7- Do you like working with Kurama, Yuusuke, and Kuwabara?
Hiei: Kurama, yes. Yuusuke, yes. Kuwabara is a no-brained baboon.
Angel: I agree.
Chris: Kuwabara is ugly...
Angel: Yeah, he is... :: Dumps refried beans on Chris ::
Chris: What the hell was that for!
Angel: It's a poem:
I never saw a purple cow,
I never hope to see one,
But I can tell you anyhow,
That if you dump refried beans on someone's head they become one.
Chris: That's not how it goes! It goes:
I never saw a purple cow,
I never hope to see one,
But I can tell you anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one.
Angel: Oh...
Hiei: Do I have to answer any more stupid questions?
Angel: Just one more. How do you get your hair so spiky?
Hiei: Pine sap and honey... Anything else?
Angel: Nope. That's it...
Hiei: Then can I go?
Angel: No. You have to stay here! And you'll never escape, because there's a BishieBarrier(R) around the hot spring!
Chris: But Sanosuke will keep you company! :: Wiping refried beans out of her hair ::
Angel: That's it for today's episode of Bishie Talk! Who will we have next time?
Chris: Find out next time!
Angel and Chris: :: Jump into hot spring :: Bye now!
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