Disclaimer: neither Angel nor I own YGO remember that. ^_~
* This chapter of Bishie Talk has spoilers so if you haven't seen the Japanese version of YGO, please don't read this quite yet!
Chris: WELCOME ONCE AGAIN TO BISHIE TALK! Today we have Yami Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh! -Cuddles Yami.-
Angel: -Drags Yami out in his swimming trunks.- He put up a struggle, that he did. -Nods knowingly.-
Yami: -Unconscious.- @.@
Chris: -Looks at Yami.- We needs medics! -Waves them over.-
Medic: -Slaps Yami silly.- G'bye! -Exits.-
Yami: -Wakes up.- WHERE AM I?! HOW DID I GET SEPARATED FROM YUGI?
Angel: -Cuddles him.- Oh, don't worry honey darling. You're on BISHIE TALK! In a hot spring. With me, Angel, and Chris. -Points to Chris.-
Chris: -Smiles for the camera.- ^^ All we're going to do, Yami, is ask some questions and marvel at your bishiness!
Yami: -Looks annoyed.- I want my lawyer!
Angel: -Whacks him with a frying pan.- ^^
Chris: Now, Yami, we understand that you 'live' within Yugi?
Yami: -Nods.- Yes, I was locked with the Millenium Puzzle, awaiting young Yugi's arrival.
Angel: Tell us about your past. -Kisses him.-
Yami: Well in the US, I am still finding out about my past. But I guess I could tell you. -Looks suspicious as hell.-
Chris: -Cuddles.- Oh, please do!
Yami: -Well, I'm an ancient Egyptian pharoh. Malik is trying to kill me because, I supposedly 'killed' his father. -Shrugs.- Go figure.
Angel: -Squeals.- MALIK. -Mega drool.-
Chris: Well could you tell us about your love life? We're all very curious. -Nods.-
Audience: YEAH, WE WANNA KNOW!
Yami: -Looks annoyed.- No, that's my personal business. -Stubborn.-
Chris: -Whips him.- TELL US YOU DEADBEAT!
Yami: -Whimpers like a puppy.- No.
Chris: Yes.
Yami: No.
Chris: Yes.
Angel: We'll give you the card, Ra the Sun God, if you tell us..
Yami: -Thinks.- Well.. Ok! ^^
Chris: -Pets.- Good bishie.
Yami: Well, Yugi is hot. But Téa is a fox. -Purrs.-
Chris: -Eyes well up with tears.- BUT Y-YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME!
Angel: -Hugs Chris: Aw. He's a mean bishie. He doesn't love us.
Chris: -Thwacks Yami.- You mean little bastard!
Angel: Well, uh, Yami, to direct this conversation in a more appropreiate manner. How does you hair get spiky?
Yami: -Thoughfulness.- Hair gel. I go through about 2 of those industrial jars a day.
Chris: That's more than my friend Amanda. -Stares.-
Angel: Well we must go and marvel at our bishies! SO SEE YA NEXT TIME ON BISHIE TALK!
