Disclaimer: Chris and I own nothing but ourselves. We in no way own Inuyasha or any of its characters.

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Angel: Hello, and welcome back to Bishie Talk! My name is Angel, and I'll be hosting this episode.

Chris: And I'll be your co-

Angel: Unfortunately, Chris is sick. Therefore, Cinnamon the cat shall be co-host until Chris can return.

Chris: I'm righ-

Cinnamon: Mrow! (Hello!)

Angel: Today, we will be interviewing: :: Drumroll :: Sesshoumaru of Inuyasha! Let's all welcome Sesshoumaru!

Audience: :: Scattered clapping ::

Cinnamon: Mrowmrow! (Heehee!) Mrow purr meow mew! ( I told you to get someone else!)

Chris: Actually, we were supposed to interview-

Angel: Hello, Sesshoumaru! May I call you Fluffy?

Fluffy: No.

Angel: Well, Fluffy, we'll start you off with some simple yes or no questions then move on to the more complex, sentence answer questions. Get it?

Fluffy: Got it.

Cinnamon: Mrew! (Good!)

Angel: Here we go! Question 1- Are you really a girl?

Fluffy: No. And my name is NOT Fluffy, it is Sesshoumaru.

Angel: Okay Fluffy. 2- Do you like cats?

Fluffy: No.

Cinnamon: HISS!

Angel: Wrong thing to say... Anyway, moving on... 3- Um... it seems a little... innappropriate, but... boxers or briefs?

Fluffy: Neither.

Angel: Ew... And now on to the complex answers! 4- What is your biggest fear?

Fluffy: Water...

Angel: Water?

Fluffy: I had a nasty run-in with a rabid koi...

Angel: And, I will regret asking this, but if you fear water, how do you bathe?

Fluffy: How do I what?

Everyone: Ew!

Angel: This is disturbing... Plus, have you noticed that you're sitting in water right now?

Fluffy: EEK!

Cinnamon: Mrowroworw! (You're an idiot!)

Angel: Please calm down or I'll have to restrain you.

Fluffy: :: Calmer but still shaking ::

Angel: Thank you. Question 5- Do you ever get fleas?

Fluffy: Of course not! :: Scratches ::

Angel: Erm... right... 6- What's your favorite color?

Fluffy: Blood red.

Angel: Well, I think that about wraps it up! Get well soon Chris!

Chris: I'm right here!

Angel: Where did you come from?

Chris: You idiot, I've been standing here the whole time!

Angel: Oops... Must not have noticed you...

Cinnamon: Mrowrr. (Because you're brainless.)

Angel and Chris: See ya next time!

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