Disclaimer: Chris and I own nothing but ourselves. We in no way own Inuyasha or any of its characters.
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Angel: Hello, and welcome back to Bishie Talk! My name is Angel, and I'll be hosting this episode.
Chris: And I'll be your co-
Angel: Unfortunately, Chris is sick. Therefore, Cinnamon the cat shall be co-host until Chris can return.
Chris: I'm righ-
Cinnamon: Mrow! (Hello!)
Angel: Today, we will be interviewing: :: Drumroll :: Sesshoumaru of Inuyasha! Let's all welcome Sesshoumaru!
Audience: :: Scattered clapping ::
Cinnamon: Mrowmrow! (Heehee!) Mrow purr meow mew! ( I told you to get someone else!)
Chris: Actually, we were supposed to interview-
Angel: Hello, Sesshoumaru! May I call you Fluffy?
Fluffy: No.
Angel: Well, Fluffy, we'll start you off with some simple yes or no questions then move on to the more complex, sentence answer questions. Get it?
Fluffy: Got it.
Cinnamon: Mrew! (Good!)
Angel: Here we go! Question 1- Are you really a girl?
Fluffy: No. And my name is NOT Fluffy, it is Sesshoumaru.
Angel: Okay Fluffy. 2- Do you like cats?
Fluffy: No.
Cinnamon: HISS!
Angel: Wrong thing to say... Anyway, moving on... 3- Um... it seems a little... innappropriate, but... boxers or briefs?
Fluffy: Neither.
Angel: Ew... And now on to the complex answers! 4- What is your biggest fear?
Fluffy: Water...
Angel: Water?
Fluffy: I had a nasty run-in with a rabid koi...
Angel: And, I will regret asking this, but if you fear water, how do you bathe?
Fluffy: How do I what?
Everyone: Ew!
Angel: This is disturbing... Plus, have you noticed that you're sitting in water right now?
Fluffy: EEK!
Cinnamon: Mrowroworw! (You're an idiot!)
Angel: Please calm down or I'll have to restrain you.
Fluffy: :: Calmer but still shaking ::
Angel: Thank you. Question 5- Do you ever get fleas?
Fluffy: Of course not! :: Scratches ::
Angel: Erm... right... 6- What's your favorite color?
Fluffy: Blood red.
Angel: Well, I think that about wraps it up! Get well soon Chris!
Chris: I'm right here!
Angel: Where did you come from?
Chris: You idiot, I've been standing here the whole time!
Angel: Oops... Must not have noticed you...
Cinnamon: Mrowrr. (Because you're brainless.)
Angel and Chris: See ya next time!
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Angel: Hello, and welcome back to Bishie Talk! My name is Angel, and I'll be hosting this episode.
Chris: And I'll be your co-
Angel: Unfortunately, Chris is sick. Therefore, Cinnamon the cat shall be co-host until Chris can return.
Chris: I'm righ-
Cinnamon: Mrow! (Hello!)
Angel: Today, we will be interviewing: :: Drumroll :: Sesshoumaru of Inuyasha! Let's all welcome Sesshoumaru!
Audience: :: Scattered clapping ::
Cinnamon: Mrowmrow! (Heehee!) Mrow purr meow mew! ( I told you to get someone else!)
Chris: Actually, we were supposed to interview-
Angel: Hello, Sesshoumaru! May I call you Fluffy?
Fluffy: No.
Angel: Well, Fluffy, we'll start you off with some simple yes or no questions then move on to the more complex, sentence answer questions. Get it?
Fluffy: Got it.
Cinnamon: Mrew! (Good!)
Angel: Here we go! Question 1- Are you really a girl?
Fluffy: No. And my name is NOT Fluffy, it is Sesshoumaru.
Angel: Okay Fluffy. 2- Do you like cats?
Fluffy: No.
Cinnamon: HISS!
Angel: Wrong thing to say... Anyway, moving on... 3- Um... it seems a little... innappropriate, but... boxers or briefs?
Fluffy: Neither.
Angel: Ew... And now on to the complex answers! 4- What is your biggest fear?
Fluffy: Water...
Angel: Water?
Fluffy: I had a nasty run-in with a rabid koi...
Angel: And, I will regret asking this, but if you fear water, how do you bathe?
Fluffy: How do I what?
Everyone: Ew!
Angel: This is disturbing... Plus, have you noticed that you're sitting in water right now?
Fluffy: EEK!
Cinnamon: Mrowroworw! (You're an idiot!)
Angel: Please calm down or I'll have to restrain you.
Fluffy: :: Calmer but still shaking ::
Angel: Thank you. Question 5- Do you ever get fleas?
Fluffy: Of course not! :: Scratches ::
Angel: Erm... right... 6- What's your favorite color?
Fluffy: Blood red.
Angel: Well, I think that about wraps it up! Get well soon Chris!
Chris: I'm right here!
Angel: Where did you come from?
Chris: You idiot, I've been standing here the whole time!
Angel: Oops... Must not have noticed you...
Cinnamon: Mrowrr. (Because you're brainless.)
Angel and Chris: See ya next time!
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