Disclaimer: Chris and I own nothing but ourselves and my cat. We are not in any way owners of Trigun or any of the characters.
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Dedication: I'd like to dedicate this chapter to PUDDING333 since she seems to want to see Knives and Vash so much. So, here's Knives!
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Angel: Hello, and welcome back to Bishie Talk! Today's bishie is: :: Drumroll ::
Chris: :: Rolls a drum across the floor ::
::Crickets chirp ::
Angel: Ahem. Our bishie today is Knives! Say hello, Knives.
Knives: Humans are pitiful and deserve to die.
Angel: ... Um... Okay... Let's begin! We'll start out with the yes or no questions then move on to more complex answers...
Chris: :: Hands Angel the question cards ::
Angel: Thank you. Now, Knives, Question 1- How are you?
Knives: ... That's not yes or no.
Angel: It's not! Oops! Okay, here are the real questions... 1- Are you a psycho freak? ... Chris! Why'd you ask that?
Knives: I don't-
Angel: YES OR NO!
Knives: Um... yes?
Angel: Okay. 2- If you had the chance to blow the planet up right now, would you?
Knives: If it would kill all the humans slowly and painfully, then yes.
Angel: Very... erm... interesting...
Chris: He's a freak.
Angel: Oh, how very observant of you. I hadn't noticed.
Chris: I know, aren't I smart?
Angel and Knives: No. You're an idiot!
Angel: ... That was
Knives: ... weird...
Angel and Knives: Stop it!
Chris: Aww, isn't that sweet?!
Angel and Knives: :: Death glare at Chris ::
Angel: Let's just...
Knives: ... get on with the questions...
Angel: If you don't stop now I will kill you. 3- You hate Vash?
Knives: Yes.
Angel: 4- You're really old.
Knives: Yes, and that's not a question.
Angel: I don't care. Now onto the complex answers... 5- What is your favorite color?
Knives: Blood red.
Angel: ... Right... 6- If I were to jump off a cliff and fall into the ocean and drown and come back to life and gather an army of mutant potatos and frogs and carrots and vegetables and cows and rabies and squirrels and then try to kill you what would you do? :: Takes deep breath :: Chris!
Knives: Um... I'd massacre all humans.
Angel: Do Chris first.
Chris: HEY!
Angel: Just a few more questions... 7- What would you do if the series was about you?
Knives: I'd kill all those pathetic humans.
Angel: ... Well, I think that's all!
Knives: Then I can leave?
Angel: No, you have to stay here in case we need you again. And don't even try to escape, because we have the new and improvied BishieBarrier2000 now!
Knives: :: Muttering ::
Angel: Well, come back soon for the next episode of Bishie Talk!
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Dedication: I'd like to dedicate this chapter to PUDDING333 since she seems to want to see Knives and Vash so much. So, here's Knives!
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Angel: Hello, and welcome back to Bishie Talk! Today's bishie is: :: Drumroll ::
Chris: :: Rolls a drum across the floor ::
::Crickets chirp ::
Angel: Ahem. Our bishie today is Knives! Say hello, Knives.
Knives: Humans are pitiful and deserve to die.
Angel: ... Um... Okay... Let's begin! We'll start out with the yes or no questions then move on to more complex answers...
Chris: :: Hands Angel the question cards ::
Angel: Thank you. Now, Knives, Question 1- How are you?
Knives: ... That's not yes or no.
Angel: It's not! Oops! Okay, here are the real questions... 1- Are you a psycho freak? ... Chris! Why'd you ask that?
Knives: I don't-
Angel: YES OR NO!
Knives: Um... yes?
Angel: Okay. 2- If you had the chance to blow the planet up right now, would you?
Knives: If it would kill all the humans slowly and painfully, then yes.
Angel: Very... erm... interesting...
Chris: He's a freak.
Angel: Oh, how very observant of you. I hadn't noticed.
Chris: I know, aren't I smart?
Angel and Knives: No. You're an idiot!
Angel: ... That was
Knives: ... weird...
Angel and Knives: Stop it!
Chris: Aww, isn't that sweet?!
Angel and Knives: :: Death glare at Chris ::
Angel: Let's just...
Knives: ... get on with the questions...
Angel: If you don't stop now I will kill you. 3- You hate Vash?
Knives: Yes.
Angel: 4- You're really old.
Knives: Yes, and that's not a question.
Angel: I don't care. Now onto the complex answers... 5- What is your favorite color?
Knives: Blood red.
Angel: ... Right... 6- If I were to jump off a cliff and fall into the ocean and drown and come back to life and gather an army of mutant potatos and frogs and carrots and vegetables and cows and rabies and squirrels and then try to kill you what would you do? :: Takes deep breath :: Chris!
Knives: Um... I'd massacre all humans.
Angel: Do Chris first.
Chris: HEY!
Angel: Just a few more questions... 7- What would you do if the series was about you?
Knives: I'd kill all those pathetic humans.
Angel: ... Well, I think that's all!
Knives: Then I can leave?
Angel: No, you have to stay here in case we need you again. And don't even try to escape, because we have the new and improvied BishieBarrier2000 now!
Knives: :: Muttering ::
Angel: Well, come back soon for the next episode of Bishie Talk!
