Dislaimer: Neither Chris nor I own Trigun in anyway. We also do not own its characters.

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This chapter is also dedicated to pudding333.

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Angel: Welcome back to Bishie Talk! Today we'd like to welcome Vash the Stampede to the Hot Springs!

Chris: Where'd you put Knives?

Vash: Knives is here?

Angel: I locked him in the basement. With an extra strength BishieBarrier.

Chris: Okay, good.

Vash: Am I ever gonna get interviewed?

Angel:HOLD ON! I'M TRYING TO TALK HERE!

Chris: She's finally snapped... Her middle name may be patience, but I knew she'd snap sooner or later.

Vash: Why?

Chris: Because you're annoying the hell out of everybody! And you ate her breakfast!

Vash: They were just sitting there! How was I supposed to know those donuts were her breakfast!

Angel: Let's just get on with the interview.

Chris: :: Hands Angel the questions ::

Angel: Okay, now Vash, we'll start with yes or no questions, then move on to the ones that should be answered in two or more words. Got it?

Vash: Yes.

Angel: Are you Vash the Stamede?

Vash: Yes.

Angel: What is your name?

Vash: Va-

Angel: Yes or no?

Vash: No?

Angel: Okay, then. Now on to the more complex answers...

No: Is that a good thing?

Chris: No, Vash... or should I say No?...it's not...

Angel: What is it with you and donuts? WHAT MADE YOU EAT MY BREAKFAST!

Chris: She's cranky when she doesn't get her breakfast...

No: I didn't know they were yours! But they taste so good...

Angel: Favorite color?

No: White. Because it's the color of peace... LOVE AND PEACE! LOVE AND PEACE!

Angel: SHUT UP!

No: Love?... Peace?

Angel: That's better. Well, that's all for today. See you next time!