Dislaimer: Neither Chris nor I own Trigun in anyway. We also do not own its characters.
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This chapter is also dedicated to pudding333.
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Angel: Welcome back to Bishie Talk! Today we'd like to welcome Vash the Stampede to the Hot Springs!
Chris: Where'd you put Knives?
Vash: Knives is here?
Angel: I locked him in the basement. With an extra strength BishieBarrier.
Chris: Okay, good.
Vash: Am I ever gonna get interviewed?
Angel:HOLD ON! I'M TRYING TO TALK HERE!
Chris: She's finally snapped... Her middle name may be patience, but I knew she'd snap sooner or later.
Vash: Why?
Chris: Because you're annoying the hell out of everybody! And you ate her breakfast!
Vash: They were just sitting there! How was I supposed to know those donuts were her breakfast!
Angel: Let's just get on with the interview.
Chris: :: Hands Angel the questions ::
Angel: Okay, now Vash, we'll start with yes or no questions, then move on to the ones that should be answered in two or more words. Got it?
Vash: Yes.
Angel: Are you Vash the Stamede?
Vash: Yes.
Angel: What is your name?
Vash: Va-
Angel: Yes or no?
Vash: No?
Angel: Okay, then. Now on to the more complex answers...
No: Is that a good thing?
Chris: No, Vash... or should I say No?...it's not...
Angel: What is it with you and donuts? WHAT MADE YOU EAT MY BREAKFAST!
Chris: She's cranky when she doesn't get her breakfast...
No: I didn't know they were yours! But they taste so good...
Angel: Favorite color?
No: White. Because it's the color of peace... LOVE AND PEACE! LOVE AND PEACE!
Angel: SHUT UP!
No: Love?... Peace?
Angel: That's better. Well, that's all for today. See you next time!
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This chapter is also dedicated to pudding333.
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Angel: Welcome back to Bishie Talk! Today we'd like to welcome Vash the Stampede to the Hot Springs!
Chris: Where'd you put Knives?
Vash: Knives is here?
Angel: I locked him in the basement. With an extra strength BishieBarrier.
Chris: Okay, good.
Vash: Am I ever gonna get interviewed?
Angel:HOLD ON! I'M TRYING TO TALK HERE!
Chris: She's finally snapped... Her middle name may be patience, but I knew she'd snap sooner or later.
Vash: Why?
Chris: Because you're annoying the hell out of everybody! And you ate her breakfast!
Vash: They were just sitting there! How was I supposed to know those donuts were her breakfast!
Angel: Let's just get on with the interview.
Chris: :: Hands Angel the questions ::
Angel: Okay, now Vash, we'll start with yes or no questions, then move on to the ones that should be answered in two or more words. Got it?
Vash: Yes.
Angel: Are you Vash the Stamede?
Vash: Yes.
Angel: What is your name?
Vash: Va-
Angel: Yes or no?
Vash: No?
Angel: Okay, then. Now on to the more complex answers...
No: Is that a good thing?
Chris: No, Vash... or should I say No?...it's not...
Angel: What is it with you and donuts? WHAT MADE YOU EAT MY BREAKFAST!
Chris: She's cranky when she doesn't get her breakfast...
No: I didn't know they were yours! But they taste so good...
Angel: Favorite color?
No: White. Because it's the color of peace... LOVE AND PEACE! LOVE AND PEACE!
Angel: SHUT UP!
No: Love?... Peace?
Angel: That's better. Well, that's all for today. See you next time!
