Disclaimer: I don't own Bakura or any of the other YGO characters. If I did, would I be sitting here writing some grade school fan fic? No, I wouldn't. I would turn it into an episode.
Chris: Welcome to another episode of BISHIE TALK! Today we have.. -Drum roll.- Ryuo Bakura!
Angel: -Drags out Bakura.-
Chris: -Ties Bakura up.- Hi, Bakura and welcome to BISHIE TALK! You are today's guest! ^^;
Bakura: -Cries.- But.. But.. No! -Sobs.- I miss Domino City!
Angel: -Pets him.- It's OK Bakura, your little friends are here.
Bakura: -Looks at her with innocent eyes.- Like who?
Chris: Yami Yugi. And you're little buddy Yami Bakura. -Gets out her note cards.-
Bakura: -Tries to scramble away.- Damn! No not my Yami. -Bawls his eyes out.-
Angel: -Cuddles him.- It's OK. I won't let him get inside your head. -Puts a football helmet on him.-
Bakura: -Looks tough.- ^^;
Chris: -Sighs.- May I get on with the show?
Angel: Sure!
Chris: Thank you. OK, Bakura. I'm just going to ask you a couple of simple questions. You answer. Got it?
Bakura: -Nods.- Yup.
Chris: Question #1: What's your favourite colour?
Bakura: -Thinks.- Umm.. I like silver.
Chris: Next question: Will you be.. my girlfriend?! -Glares around.- DAMN. WHO PUT THAT?!
Angel: -Takes the card.- Oops. Supposed to be for Yami Bakura. Sorry. ^^;
Bakura: -Wide-eyed.- You don't love me?! -Eyes well with tears.-
Angel: Uh.. The show's over folks! Bye!
