Nicole: *hiding behind Ryou* Hey everyone, I'm sorry I toke so long to update, but…

Bakura: *interrupts Nicole* What the hell do you think you're doing to my hikari?

Nicole: I'm not doing anything… I'm juz using him cuz I know no one would want to hurt him.

Bakura: *grabs Ryou and drags him away from Nicole*

Nicole: Yikes!

Rabid Fans That Were Waiting For The Update: *chases after Nicole*

Bakura: Ok, now that that is taken care of, Nicole does not own Yu-Gi-Oh.

Ryou: Oh and she wanted me to mention that the reason Yami couldn't just teleport to Yugi was because Yugi was blocking Yami out so that he couldn't, oh and this is to answer White Tiger because they asked that in a review.

Bakura: Right. Well anyway, I guess we'll let you guys read the long awaited 17th chapter of Not a Little Kid.

Chapter Seventeen: Yami Finds Out

---In Malik's apartment---

The group of eight were just getting ready to head to the turtle game shop when they heard someone yell, "Yugi!!!" They then turn around to see Yami standing there with his black robe on.

"Ya, Yami?" Yugi stuttered out.

Yami then ran to Yugi and grabbed him into a big hug and said, "Oh Aibou, I was so worried about you."

"Yami let me go , I can barely breath." Yugi pleaded while he began turning blue in the face.

Yami then let Yugi go and clamed down a bit. He then looked around and noticed who all was there and then asked, "Where am I?'

"You're at my apartment." Malik said with a small smirk on his face.

"What are you doing here Yugi?" Yami asked demandingly as he turned his gaze to his aibou.

"I… Um…" Was all Yugi could say.

Malik, after realizing Yugi was most likely not going to answer Yami, he asked, "Why should it matter why he is here?"

"Because, I don't want my little light to be around a psychotic bastard like you!" Yami almost yelled at Malik.

Before Malik could reply, Yugi had stepped in between Yami and Malik. He then said, "I'm not a little fucking kid Yami, so quit fucking treating me like one already."

"See what you've done to him already." Yami said accusingly to Malik.

"It isn't my fault you treat him like a little kid." Malik retorted.

Yami opened his mouth to say something, but before a sound came out of his mouth, Yugi said, "Malik is right Yami. It is your own fault you treated me like a little kid." Yugi then walked over to Malik and then turned his back to Malik while giving Malik a little wink.

Malik then took Yugi's silent offer and wrapped his strong arms around Yugi's waist and rested his head on top of Yugi's head.

This made Yami's jaw almost drop to the floor as he looked at the two before him with utter shock written all over his face.

"What's wrong Yami," Malik began, "Surprised how grown up Yugi really is?" Malik then lowered his head and started to nuzzle Yugi's neck.

"Take your hands off of him Malik Ishtar, or I will kill you." Yami said with his voice going dangerously low.

Marik and Bakura, who had just about enough of the way Yami was acting, got between the former pharaoh and Yugi who was till wrapped in Malik's strong arms.

"Get out of my way." Yami said through his clenched teeth.

"Sorry pharaoh, but you're not going to do anything to my aibou or his lover." Marik said with a smirk on his face.

"His what?" Yami yelled at the top of his lungs.

"Wow," Bakura began with a smirk on his face to match Marik's, "I didn't think it would be that hard to understand that Yugi is now Malik's lover."

"If that is to complicated or you I can put it more simply by saying that Yugi and my aibou are fucking, you know having sex?' Marik added while the smirk on his face grew a little bit bigger.

Yami couldn't take the shock, he fell over passed out cold on the floor. Everyone then just stared at Yami for a minute.

"Well umm, what should we do now?" Ryou asked a bit nervously.

Marik then turned to Yugi and Malik and said, "You two should probably take off before Yami comes to."

"Good idea, lets go Yugi." Malik said, unwrapping his arms from Yugi and headed towards the door.

Yugi then headed to where Marik and Bakura were and said, "Thanks you two, I really appreciate you intervening like that."

"It was no problem." Marik said with his face softening a bit.

"Yeah, I mean it's not everyday we get to tell Yami something like that." Bakura added with a somewhat of a demented smile on his face.

Yugi just smiled at the two yamis, he then lifted up on his tiptoes and placed a kill on each of their cheeks. He then took off towards the door where Malik was waiting for him.

Marik and Bakura just stared at the door Yugi and Malik had just ran out of than at each other.

"I didn't expect him to do anything like that." Marik said finally, braking the silence.

"That's for sure." Bakura added in.

"I don't know whether to be jealous or to just laugh at the look on you two's faces when Yugi kissed you two." Ryou said with a big of a laugh.

"What Yugi kissed you two." Yami said in shock as he raised himself into a setting position only to pass out again when Marik and Bakura shook their heads yes in response.

"Should umm, we just leave him there or what?" Joey asked, finally speaking up.

Marik go a psychotic glint in his eye then said, "I have a better idea." He then went to the kitchen and then returned a couple of minutes later with a bucket in his hands.

"What's in the bucket?" Ryou asked his Egyptian lover.

"Ice cold water." Marik replied with an evil grin on his face.

Bakura then gave the same evil grin as Marik did and said, "Great idea."

Isis was about to protest but it was to late, her brother's yami had just poured the ice cold water all over Yami and her nice 'dry' carpet.

As soon as the ice water had been poured on Yami, he shot strait up and let out a surprised scream.

At that Bakura and Marik fell on the floor laughing while Ryou did his best not to do the same. As for Joey and Tristan, they just stared and shock and horror at what Yami would do now. Isis on the other hand got a look of sheer rage on her face.

After Yami realized what happened he stood u and stalked over to where Marik and Bakura were. "Why the hell did you dump that fucking ice cold water on me?" Yami demanded through his tightly clenched teeth.

"Cause I knew that it would be fucking hilarious." Marik said before he was sent into another fit of laughter by the sight of Yami being pissed as hell and soaking wet at the same time.

Before anymore could be said, Isis walked over to Bakura and Marik and grabbed both of them by their ears and angrily said, "You two are going to clean up this water right now, got it?"

Marik and Bakura looked at each other then Marik said, :Oh get over your fucking PMS already."

Isis then let go of both of their ears and pulled a giant axe out of only God knows where. She then got a psychotic PMS driven look in her eyes and said, "Do it now!"

Marik decided not to antagonize her anymore so he grabbed Bakura by the arm and then headed to the bathroom to get a towel to soak up the water, while mumbling curses in ancient Egyptian all the way.

Yami who was still both very soaked and very angry said, "Now, one of you explain to me why exactly my aibou has been here for the past few days."

Joey, Tristan, Ryou, and Isis traded glances to try and decide who should explain it all to him.

Finally Isis decided she would even though she had no interest in dealing with the former pharaoh and his self righteous attitude right now.

"Well as you already know, the other night Yugi took off and well from what I've found out form him, he got into a bit of trouble and well Malik found him in an alley. After that, he brought him back here and took care of him and stuff." Isis said.

"Don't forget the part about Yugi fucking my aibou." Marik said as he and Bakura walked back into the room, each carrying a towel.

"Must you continue to remind me of that?" Yami asked angrily.

"Well since it bother you, then yes we must continue to remind you about it." Bakura said with a smirk on his face.

Yami just glared at both of his fellow yamis before he realized Yugi an Malik weren't there anymore. "Where the hell did my aibou go now?" Yami nearly yelled.

"Oh get over it already," Isis began, "My brother had already fucked him. So, what more could he do to him?"

"That doesn't mean I have to accept it," Yami said angrily. He then walked over to the door and said, "I'm going back to the game shop, if Yugi comes back here tell him I need to talk to him and to come to the game shop."

"We will." Ryou said with a somewhat forced smile on his face.

At that, Yami walked out the door and headed for the game shop.

Isis then glared at Marik and Bakura, then said, "Get to cleaning up the mess you made, now!"

The two Yamis then hurriedly soaked up the water then put the towels up.

After that, Marik grabbed Ryou and Bakura by the wrists. He then said, "We'll be in Malik's bedroom, and oh yeah, don't bother us cause we be a little busy." Marik then continued to drag the two into his aibou's bedroom.

"Great, not only do I have to put up with my brother and Yugi, but now I got to deal with those three too. That's it, I'm leaving so I don't have to hear them at least," Isis said. She then turned to Joey and Tristan and said, "You two may want to get out of here too."

Joey and Tristan looked at each other then they booth nodded at Isis. The three then left the apartment. Isis went to the museum, while Joey and Tristan went to the game shop to make sure Yami didn't do anything else that was well psychotic.

Nicole: *comes out of here hiding place* Are they gone?

Bakura: No, but they are happy now that you updated.

Nicole: Thank God. Well anyway, I was wandering, would you guys like another Marik/Bakura/Ryou lemon since I didn't updated for so long, it would be my sad attempt to make it up to you. I will actually write this one… tho I don't think I'll do a very good job at it. Well tell me if you want one in your review. Also, I'm asking for at least 15 reviews before I update cause I'm planning a big crossover fic for Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu Yu Hakusho, Inu Yasha, Digimon season 4, Gundam Wing, and Beyblade. Well I've g2g now, make sure you all review and tell me whether or not you want the lemon. L8ERZ!

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