Disclaimer: Do I really have to say it again? By now, you should have realized that I don't own anything!

~*~

Angel: :: Laying on the "Shrink Couch"::

Youko Kurama: And when didi you come to the belief that you could control anime characters with a keyboard?

Angel: Well, it all started when I was two...

Youko: Aah, yes. I see... :: Scribbles in notebook ::

Angel: Hey... Aren't I supposed to be interviewing you?

Youko: And when did you come to that belief?

Angel: Um... a few seconds ago...

Youko: Yes... yes... I see... My dear, you are deeply disturbed... It would seem that your cat is ill?

Angel: How'd you know that?

Youko: Wild guess...

:: They switch places ::

Angel: Okay. Welcome back to Bishie Talk! I'm Angel, and I'll be your hostess today! My co-hostess is Chris, and our special guest hostess is: Dog Youkai, also known as Alexa.

Dog Youkai AKA Alexa: :: Tied to a chair :: Hello, everyone!

Chris: Why is she tied to a chair?

Angel: Because... she's... um... :: whispers :: a little crazy...

Chris: Oh, okay...

Dog Youkai: Can I ask the questions? Can I? Please?

Angel: No! That's my job!

Dog Youkai: Bitch!

Chris: She's right, Angel... You've been quite the bitch today... Yelling at me earlier just because I couldn't get Yami Bakura on the show... Hogging all the bishies...

Angel: :: Ignoring them :: Now, Youko... May I call you Youko?

Youko: Yes...

Angel: YAY! Ok, Youko... We'll start off with the yes or no questions, like always. Okay?

Youko: Yes...

Angel: One: Do you know Inuyasha?

Youko: No... I don't think so...

Angel: Cause you look like him! You do! Two: Do you like Ramen?

Youko: Not really.

Angel: Okay... Three: Are you insane? Does an insane person KNOW they're insane?

Youko: No and I have no clue.

Angel: Yes, I see... :: Scribbles in notebook :: Now, shall we move onto the complex answer questions?

Youko: Yes.

Angel: What's your favorite color?

Youko: Gold! Bright, shiny, wonderful gold!

Dog Youkai: Your hair is gold!

Chris: Actually,it's SILVER... There's a difference.

Dog Youkai: But his hair is bright, shiny, and wonderful!

Chris: ... Whatever you say... I have a question! Why are you so hot?

Youko: Because I'm in a hot spring?

Chris: That's not what I meant.

Youko: Because I'm a fox. So I'm foxy.

Angel: That was... corny.

Dog Youkai: Corn is yummy!

Angel: ... Right... Did you know that foxes are one of my favorite animals?

Youko: No, I didn't know that. How could I have known that?

Angel: Ah, I see... :: Muttering under breath while writing in notebook :: Patient... questions authority...

Chris: Well, he could make killer plants eat you, so I'd say he's in charge...

Angel: Shut up. Any other questions? No? Well, then... I guess the show's over...

Youko: I have a question! What did the results of my questioning show?

Angel: :: Hold up notebook with stick-figure Youko and Inuyasha :: It shows... That you and Inuyasha look alike!

Youko: ... I think I'll just sit in the hot spring now. You people are wierd!

Angel: That's all for today! Bye!