Disclaimer: Do I really have to say it again? By now, you should have realized that I don't own anything!
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Angel: :: Laying on the "Shrink Couch"::
Youko Kurama: And when didi you come to the belief that you could control anime characters with a keyboard?
Angel: Well, it all started when I was two...
Youko: Aah, yes. I see... :: Scribbles in notebook ::
Angel: Hey... Aren't I supposed to be interviewing you?
Youko: And when did you come to that belief?
Angel: Um... a few seconds ago...
Youko: Yes... yes... I see... My dear, you are deeply disturbed... It would seem that your cat is ill?
Angel: How'd you know that?
Youko: Wild guess...
:: They switch places ::
Angel: Okay. Welcome back to Bishie Talk! I'm Angel, and I'll be your hostess today! My co-hostess is Chris, and our special guest hostess is: Dog Youkai, also known as Alexa.
Dog Youkai AKA Alexa: :: Tied to a chair :: Hello, everyone!
Chris: Why is she tied to a chair?
Angel: Because... she's... um... :: whispers :: a little crazy...
Chris: Oh, okay...
Dog Youkai: Can I ask the questions? Can I? Please?
Angel: No! That's my job!
Dog Youkai: Bitch!
Chris: She's right, Angel... You've been quite the bitch today... Yelling at me earlier just because I couldn't get Yami Bakura on the show... Hogging all the bishies...
Angel: :: Ignoring them :: Now, Youko... May I call you Youko?
Youko: Yes...
Angel: YAY! Ok, Youko... We'll start off with the yes or no questions, like always. Okay?
Youko: Yes...
Angel: One: Do you know Inuyasha?
Youko: No... I don't think so...
Angel: Cause you look like him! You do! Two: Do you like Ramen?
Youko: Not really.
Angel: Okay... Three: Are you insane? Does an insane person KNOW they're insane?
Youko: No and I have no clue.
Angel: Yes, I see... :: Scribbles in notebook :: Now, shall we move onto the complex answer questions?
Youko: Yes.
Angel: What's your favorite color?
Youko: Gold! Bright, shiny, wonderful gold!
Dog Youkai: Your hair is gold!
Chris: Actually,it's SILVER... There's a difference.
Dog Youkai: But his hair is bright, shiny, and wonderful!
Chris: ... Whatever you say... I have a question! Why are you so hot?
Youko: Because I'm in a hot spring?
Chris: That's not what I meant.
Youko: Because I'm a fox. So I'm foxy.
Angel: That was... corny.
Dog Youkai: Corn is yummy!
Angel: ... Right... Did you know that foxes are one of my favorite animals?
Youko: No, I didn't know that. How could I have known that?
Angel: Ah, I see... :: Muttering under breath while writing in notebook :: Patient... questions authority...
Chris: Well, he could make killer plants eat you, so I'd say he's in charge...
Angel: Shut up. Any other questions? No? Well, then... I guess the show's over...
Youko: I have a question! What did the results of my questioning show?
Angel: :: Hold up notebook with stick-figure Youko and Inuyasha :: It shows... That you and Inuyasha look alike!
Youko: ... I think I'll just sit in the hot spring now. You people are wierd!
Angel: That's all for today! Bye!
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Angel: :: Laying on the "Shrink Couch"::
Youko Kurama: And when didi you come to the belief that you could control anime characters with a keyboard?
Angel: Well, it all started when I was two...
Youko: Aah, yes. I see... :: Scribbles in notebook ::
Angel: Hey... Aren't I supposed to be interviewing you?
Youko: And when did you come to that belief?
Angel: Um... a few seconds ago...
Youko: Yes... yes... I see... My dear, you are deeply disturbed... It would seem that your cat is ill?
Angel: How'd you know that?
Youko: Wild guess...
:: They switch places ::
Angel: Okay. Welcome back to Bishie Talk! I'm Angel, and I'll be your hostess today! My co-hostess is Chris, and our special guest hostess is: Dog Youkai, also known as Alexa.
Dog Youkai AKA Alexa: :: Tied to a chair :: Hello, everyone!
Chris: Why is she tied to a chair?
Angel: Because... she's... um... :: whispers :: a little crazy...
Chris: Oh, okay...
Dog Youkai: Can I ask the questions? Can I? Please?
Angel: No! That's my job!
Dog Youkai: Bitch!
Chris: She's right, Angel... You've been quite the bitch today... Yelling at me earlier just because I couldn't get Yami Bakura on the show... Hogging all the bishies...
Angel: :: Ignoring them :: Now, Youko... May I call you Youko?
Youko: Yes...
Angel: YAY! Ok, Youko... We'll start off with the yes or no questions, like always. Okay?
Youko: Yes...
Angel: One: Do you know Inuyasha?
Youko: No... I don't think so...
Angel: Cause you look like him! You do! Two: Do you like Ramen?
Youko: Not really.
Angel: Okay... Three: Are you insane? Does an insane person KNOW they're insane?
Youko: No and I have no clue.
Angel: Yes, I see... :: Scribbles in notebook :: Now, shall we move onto the complex answer questions?
Youko: Yes.
Angel: What's your favorite color?
Youko: Gold! Bright, shiny, wonderful gold!
Dog Youkai: Your hair is gold!
Chris: Actually,it's SILVER... There's a difference.
Dog Youkai: But his hair is bright, shiny, and wonderful!
Chris: ... Whatever you say... I have a question! Why are you so hot?
Youko: Because I'm in a hot spring?
Chris: That's not what I meant.
Youko: Because I'm a fox. So I'm foxy.
Angel: That was... corny.
Dog Youkai: Corn is yummy!
Angel: ... Right... Did you know that foxes are one of my favorite animals?
Youko: No, I didn't know that. How could I have known that?
Angel: Ah, I see... :: Muttering under breath while writing in notebook :: Patient... questions authority...
Chris: Well, he could make killer plants eat you, so I'd say he's in charge...
Angel: Shut up. Any other questions? No? Well, then... I guess the show's over...
Youko: I have a question! What did the results of my questioning show?
Angel: :: Hold up notebook with stick-figure Youko and Inuyasha :: It shows... That you and Inuyasha look alike!
Youko: ... I think I'll just sit in the hot spring now. You people are wierd!
Angel: That's all for today! Bye!
