Whose Stupid Idea was this in the First Place?

By: Yumiko

Disclaimer: I do not own cardcaptors or yu yu hakusho or inuyasha or whose line is it anyway?

"talk"

[author's notes]

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"Welcome to whose stupid idea was this in this first place, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter.

That's right. The points are like President Bush's speeches! Our first guest is.......," an asian girl sat at a desk with a cup of water and a big blue button on it.

"Hey! Could you sign my ass kisaru?" A male stood up from the crowd. He had large glasses and a short stature.

A supposedly female teen turned her head, "Of cour.........WHAT!! WHAT DID YOU SAY, HMMM?" She had her hair in a ponytail, looking somewhat of Shishiwakamaru [AN: i have no clue how to spell his name].

"I said..."

"I'll sign YOUR ass!" The Shishiwakamaru look-a-like took out a very dangerous looking knife.

The guy obviously wasn't paying attention to kisaru, "...coould you sign my ass?"

"Stupid friggin asshole...sign my ass...baka...teach him a lesson," Kisaru muttered incoherently, "I'M GONNA TEACH YOU A LESSON...," The girl took a good look at the perv, "CHRIS CHIN?!?!??!?!!?"

"I'm on the show. Yumiko invited me!" The potty mouth smiled.

The part time psychiatrist turned her head, eyes twitchy-like, "You......YOUU....YYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU"

The girl who kisaru earlier accused of stealing her hairstyle sweatdroped, "Yes," she sighed, "I invited Chris..."

Her eyes where still twitching, "How could you let this..thhhhhissss..thing in your fic?! HUH?!?"

"Yes..yes I did... " Suddenly Yumiko looked a notch more happy," I did it to torture you. Anyway Chris Chin is our....er....second contestant he is...." The host tried to think of a description, "is...... OBESSED WITH KISARU!! AND HE STALKS HER!!"

Suddenly, the boy's hand went for Kisaru's buttocks.

"DONT YOU DARE!!!" Kisaru took giant elephant stuffed in her back pocket and smacked his hand followed by a smack on the wiener.

"IIttttaaaaiiiii," the poor boy held his crotch. "That hurt. Why'd you do that? How am I supposed to impregnate you?"

A vain popped upon the female contestant's forehead, "LIKE HELL I'D LET YOU STICK YOUR PUNY HOT DOG INTO ME!"

Suddenly, a vein identical to Kisaru's, appeared on Yumiko's head, "Ok...now let's give a warm welcome to HIEI!!"

A crowd of girl swooned and fainted.

A short, muscular man was pushed onto the set, "Why am here? This isn't the dentist's office," He turned around, "AHHHH ITS

THE CREEPY PSYCHIATRIST WHO KURAMA MADE ME SEE BECAUSE HE HAD A PROBLEM WITH HIS MASCULINITY!!!!!!" [AN: Read somefics from kisaru, then you'll get it]

The crowd sweatdroped and fell anime style.

"Er...Hiei...I think it's ok.....she's busy......and you ARE on tv," Yumiko sat in her chair.

Hiei looked at kisaru again and smirked at her predicament, "I see what you mean," the kawaii demon took a seat.

Yumiko turned to the cast, "People, work with me here," the back-haired girl turned to the crowd. "And now giva a warm welcome to Kinomoto, Sakura!"

A girl with light brown hair and bright green eyes walked in, "Hi, everybody!"

"Hi Sakura-chan," the audience had read that sing thingy in fornt of their seats.

"Uhh, Sakura..." Yumiko had taken a good look at the cardcaptor.

"Yes?"

"You do realize Touya will be watching," the supposedly naive cardmistress was wearing practically nothing.

"WHAT!!" Suddenly she desperatly tries covers herself up with her hands.

The host with no certain gender snickered, " In fact, he has a seat in the crowd" A hand went up and waved to Touya

Kisaru suddenly spoke up, "HI TOUYA! WHERE'S YUKITO!!"

Sakura's brother shivered,"Hi kisaru.....," he turned and looked at Sakura. "SAKURA!!!!WHAT ARE YOU WEARING! IF THAT GAKI

PUT YOU UP TO THIS I'LL....."

"No, he..I...it's because..."

The also part-time principal smacked a hand away from her hauches, "Yes, go on."

"Well....," She twiddled her thumbs, "I wanted to wear it. OK!?! I HATE BEING A CUTESY DITZY LITTLE PRAT. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE NAIVE AND ALWAYS OPTIMISTIC.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MY MOUTH HURTS ALL THE TIME?"

"Yeesh.... that was scary...........," the host crawled out from under her desk.

Suddenly, Kisaru ran up to Hiei, "Hiei...," she tugged on his shirt, "Could you blast Chris away?"

Hiei shuddered at the touch of Kisaru remembering the complimenting circle, "er........"

The chinese host muttered to herself, "I never knew introductions could take so long......," she turned to the camera, "NOW FOR COMMERCIAL BREAKS."

The camera zoom out. Kisaru is seen fighting off chris, Yumiko is shaking her head and muttering, Hiei is fighting off the fangirls, Sakura runs off stage to change.

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COMMERCIALS

group of singers: GOLDFISH THE SNACK THAT SMILES BACK

narrator: GOOD ANYTIME AND ANYPLACE

a scene where of a lump is in the covers on the bed and moaning sounds are heard.

person #1:MMMMMMM.......MORE...........HOLD ON..........I NEED SOME GOLDFISH........*crunch.....crunch*

person #2: HEY....*moan*GIVE ME SOME TOO....................*crunch*

group of singers: GOLDFISH!!!ANYTIME, ANYPLACE

END

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"Welcome back everybody!!! I'm cheery because i secretly have a bottle of white out under my desk," Yumiko dropped dead.

"Er...... Hiei," Kisaru had a hint of question in her voice.

"Hn." [AN: we can all guess who that is!!]

Some fangirls swooned, meaning Yumiko woke up and fainted yet again.

"That sound like you and Kurama in the commercial," Kurama obsessed, Shishiwakemaru look a like observed.

For some reason Hiei was beet red, "Whatever." [AN: is beet red?]

The girl that changed during the incredibly short commercial obviously didn't get it, "Huh? I don't get that commercial. What's so special? All I heard was funny noises...?"

A loud thonk was heard and clouds of dust floated up.

The girl looked around naively, "Huh? where'd everybody go?" [AN:everybody is on the floor sakura can't see them, so dense*sigh*-_-o]

Yumiko dusted herself off, "Ok.....lets play, " she pated some cards into a neat stack, "Questions Only. All you can do is ask questions and if you don't reply with a question you have to go back. No repeating either."

They lined up. Kisaru and Hiei were on one side and Chris and Sakura were on the other. First up was chris and kisaru. Hell was about to break loose.

Chris got down on one knee, "Will you marry me?"

"buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz"

"What? I asked a question."

Yumiko tried to make an excuse for the fact she just pressed the aluring blue button, "Soooooo. You were serious about that question......"

"...And"

"And.... it was just plain"

"Keep going so I can impregnate her already!"

A smack was what Chris got, "Yea right, " Kisaru was about to go crouching tiger on him.

"...Disgusting! Yea that's it, I mean I thought you were with miss recycle bin, I mean I saw you proposing to it and and the bin rocked back and forth, even though that was after I pushed it." It was a pathetic excuse.

"Any way, go back Chris. You can start Kisaru!" Yumiko was definetly high.

"Are you gay?

"Are you impling that I am a boy?"

"Did you know gay can be used for both genders?"

"Do you think i'm gay?"

"Why are you asking me?"

"Are you bearing Chris' child?"

"IS THAT QUESTION EVEN RELEVANT?"

"Did you say yes to Chris' proposal to marry you?"

"WHHADDYA THINK?"

"Buzz buzz that was never gonna end......"

Silence.

Yumiko opened her big mouth, "Ok. Next we are going to play World's Worst. The topic will be world's worst thing to say on a date. First up, Hiei"

"Hn."

"Swoon"

Kisaru came out of meditating, "That was actually a great thing to say on a date for Hiei," she walked up to the audience, "I am actually a man, note my serious face."

"Thank you for sharing kisaru," the host was reading a graphic novel.

The emerald-eyed girl got up, "These, " she pointed at her chest, "Aren't real"

The Miroku act-alike got down on one knee, "Kisaru, will you marry me?"

BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

"Well......that was.....interesting.......ok our next game is Let's Make A Date! Chris will be the bachlerotte and everybody else, your roles are in the envelopes on the chairs." Yumiko looked up from her comic.

"WHERE IS ITTTTTTTTTT?," Sakura was definetly off the show next time.

Kisaru sweatdropped, "It's under your ass."

"Oh."

"Let the games begin!"

Chris spoke, "I HAVE ALREADY CHOSEN KISARU. SHE...ER HE WILL BE MY BRIDE TO BE."

SUPRISEDLY, a big vein apparated onto Kisaru's forehead.

"Dude, its a dating game."

An eye twitched in perfect time with the popping vein, "YES A DATING GAME AND YOUR ROLE IS TO GUESS WHO WE ARE, NO PROPOSING!!!! AND MY ANSWER IS NO!!!!"

Chris was upset, but nobody cared, "Fffffiiiiiiiiinnnnnnneeeeeeee," then he faked a preppy voice, "Okay, like. Bachelor number one, ifyou where deserted on an island what would you bring?

The girl that also looked like karasu with her hair down was supposed to be Hiei, "Baka ningen."

"Oh oh I choose you bachelor number one," he skipped through a pasture of wild flowers and went to hug Kisaru -_-;

The crowd read that lighty sign above, "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

Thank god, Kisaru took out a katana, "GET AWAY FROM ME DISGUSTING NINGEN!"

Chris kept on hugging, "Won't ever let ya go," suddenly his hand went south for the winter.

"ARGH! I NEED TO KILL THIS GUY!"

"Tsk tsk. Violence is a bad thing...especialy killing......but since it's chris.....what the heck," a nuclear appeared in Yumiko's hand, "Just in case!"

Kisaru used right away.

*BBBOOOOMMMM*

"Cool.."Yumiko was radiating a green glow, "I'm glow in the dark......except in the daytime!"

Kisaru was suddenly in a good mood, "Like fireworks!"

Chris was now a pile of ashes. COINCINDENTALLY, a wind blew by and the reminants of Chris sifted into Kisaru's hair.

"GAH!" Kisaru was now reduced to running around hitting her head

Sakura snickered and handed Kisaru a bottle, "Here."

"Thanks," Kisaru poured into her head, "Is this alchol?"

"No, it's super glue," Yumiko was dressed like Shelock Holmes.

Kisaru ripped out her hair, "It was worth it...."

Then Kisaru steped on the ashes over and over and over and over and then takes out a flame thrower and *WOOOOOOM* and then takes out some nitro glicerin *BOOOMM* Then takes out a blender and *BRRRRRING* Then takes out a notepad and scribbles: Chris is now dead.

Yumiko felt like Eriol at the particular moment, "Wow.....never knew you loved Chris enough to.."

Kisaru was annoyed, "What are you getting at?"

"....To write a tombstone for him." Yes, Yumiko grinned like the satan she was.

"I HATE CHRIS AS MUCH AS I LOVE KURAMA," everyone gasped, "That's not a tombstone. That's a declaration so that he won't come back." Kisaru crossed her arms.

"So..........it was still nice," suddenly Yumiko had a premenition of disaster!

Kisaru took out a bazooka and shot Yumiko, "Ok. NOW I'm pissed. I'm gonna go write the new chappie of psycho show. Bai"

Yumiko was gripping her wound and groanedm "That's all folks!!!!"

"Wrong show baka," it was Sakura.

"Baka ningen," the kawaii fire demon felt excluded

The host put a hand behing her head, "Oh yeah..."

*camera zooms out*

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