Disclaimer: Guess what! I don't own YGO. You were probably suspecting something better.

Chris: WELCOME TO BISHIE TALK! -Is sugar high.- ^^; -Drags out Angel.-

Angel: -Squeals.- YAMI. BAKURA. IS HERE! -Faints.-

Chris: -Ties Angel to a chair.- For safety precautions. -Brings out Yami Bakura.-

Angel: -Revives.- YAMI BAKURA! -Squeals again.-

Yami: Quiet you pathetic mortal. -Glares.-

Angel: -Faints.- Yami just insulted me!

Chris: Er.. -Sighs.- Well, welcome Yami.

Yami: I hate you. I don't wanna be here.

Chris: -Thwacks him.- Shaddup. if you cooperate it'll be over sooner.

Angel: -Screams.- YOU TOUCHED YAMI BAKURA! YOU UNHOLY RAT!

Chris: -Ignores Angel.- Well, Yami, I hear you live within Bakura? Is it nice in there?

Yami: Yes, consider. He's a piece of filth.

Angel: -Faints.-

Chris: -Prods her.- Good. She's out cold. Anyways, back to you Yami. You're a graverobber, I understand. And you're out for all the Sennen Items. Am I correct?

Yami: Yes. But thanks to you. Now the whole damn world knows. Reveal anymore of my brilliant plan and I'll send you to the graveyard! -Cackles psychotically.-

Chris: Ooo. That'd be nice! ^^;

Yami: -Crestfallen.- You want to go to the graveyard?

Chris: Be a nice vacation from that. -Points to fainted Angel.-

Yami: I see what you mean. -Prods Angel.-

Angel: -Revives.- YAMI BAKURA TOUCHED ME!

Yami: -Scrambles to the other side of the spring.-

Chris: Well, I have a couple more questions. What's you favorite colour?

Yami: Silver. Of course.

Chris: Do you have a girlfriend?

Yami: No.

Angel: -Gets loose form the chair.- I'M YOU GIRLFRIEND AND DON'T FORGET IT! -CLings to yami.-

Yami: -Tries to get loose.- HELP!

Chris: Er.. That's all for today. Uh.. bye.. -Sighs.-