Whose Stupid Idea was this in the First Place?
by: Yumiko
"talking"
[author's notes]
SHOUTING OR EMPHASIS
disclaimer: i don't own any of these characters except me and i also don't own whose line is it anway
in this chappie kisaru, me, chris, miroku, ann, and karasu are present. karasu comes in a little later
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A girl who looked somewhat of Shishiwakamaru was sitting at a desk, "Welcome to Whose Stupid Idea was this in this First Place?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right. The points are just like the promise that insurance companies will take care of hail damge.
Yet again the guy with glasses and a short stature was a contestant, "Kisaru is so lovely"
The girl with back hair and eyes was the previous host, "You are right for the first time kisaru."
Kisaru whacked Yumiko.
Yumiko was nursing her bruise, "Ok, ok. You are right all the time Kisaru."
"Much better."
A snicker erupted from a boy. Ok, so he was a she. She was wearing guy pants and a t-shirt with DragonballZ characters on it, " HEY! MY grandma made me wear it!"
A character that looked like a monk suddenly spoke, "Huh?" Miroku's hand was on Ann's chest.
The partime psychiatrist and previous host spoke at the same time, "Well duh!!! She's a man."
The supposedly girl was, let's say upset, "NO I'M NOT A MAN."
The perverted monk was still staring at Ann's chest, "Well smarty pants why dont you have any boobs huh?"
Suddenly, another hand went foward to touch, "MY GOD MIROKU IS RIGHT!" The hand was Chris' hand.
The tomboy was thinking, "That's because I am underdevolped." She humphed.
Miroku grabbed Ann's crotch, "Newflash, you've got a dick."
Yumiko was singing, "I knew it, I knew it!"
Coincendentally, a vein was thorbbing on Kisaru's forehead, "Let's get on with the show now."
The previous host was on a sugar high, "How 'bout the game where you pretend you are a news station and the weatherman has to guess what's behind him on the green wall and two people have to describe to him what it is without saying what is behind him/her and they have to describe like a news person would do when talking to the weather man." Yumiko had said that in one breath. [AN: it's possible! i tried it]
Chris was left thinking he was left out, he was planning on how to get to Kisaru's ass.
Kisaru was swallowing some advil, "Let's play the game Yumiko suggested, ok?"
Yumiko was enjoying her sugar high, "YEAHH!!!"
Kisaru was thinking murderous thoughts like: I will kill Yumiko later on.. and it will be painful and slow.
"Ok good. Now, this game will be for Yumiko, Miroku and Ann. Miroku will be the weather man, Yumiko and Ann will be the two reporters. Take your places.
Yumiko finished off her sugar, "Ok. Now, Miroku. That seems like pretty bad weather," Ann was seen swimming behing Miroku.
"HEY!! THAT'S A CLIP OFF..mpphh," Yumiko had covered Ann's mouth.
"Heh, heh. Ignore her," Yumiko was sweatdropping.
"I know it's such ugly weather," Miroku was grinning like the lecher he was.
"It's so damn UGLY!!!" Yumiko was smiling like there was no tomorrow.
Yumiko had let go of Ann's mouth, "YOU ARE SO DEAD!!" The host's hand was now covering Ann's mouth.
Kisaru was taking more advil.
Miroku was having fun. "I know!!!!!!! It's so sick to watch.... I mean a man swiming with a girl's swimsuit on."
"I know!!!!!! it's so creepy...." Kisaru contributed this one.
"Ann is a guy after all so why is she wearing a bikini? Is she Nuriko-poser or what?"
*Buzz buzz* "Ok let's move on to the next game, and good going miroku....." Kisaru was rubbing her temples.
A Kurama fan popped up, "Hey, Kisaru"
"Hey! It's my good friend!" She hugged Karasu.
He had long black hair and a mask on, "So, what're you paying me for today?"
"Protect me from," She pointed at Chris
"UGH!!!!" Karasu hid behind Kisaru.
"Okay, let's move onto a game called Three-Headed-Broadway singer. This is for Miroku, Ann, and Yumiko. And they're gonna sing the song for...
Yumiko was muttering, "Please not Chris, not Chris."
Karasu gave his opinion, "Kurama!"
The host looked unsure, "Uh...sure!"
Yumiko rose her hand, "Does kurama have to come in and sit down on a stool?"
"Yes, yeah"
"Oh god," Yumiko was thinking: Oh help me gof.
Kisaru sweatdropped, "Er....Yumiko....you spelled god wrong."
YUmiko didn't look suprised yet, "Oh thanksSS! What! How you'd see my thoughts?"
"I helped you write this so I saw what you wrote." Kisaru shrugged.
"Oh yea."
Karasu clappe his hands together, "Let's start already."
The host replied, "Yeah, lets start."
Kurama walked onto the set and sat on the stool, "Ok"
Yumiko sang first, "We"
Then Miroku, "Know"
Ann was terrible, "Your"
"In"
"Love"
"With"
In the distance you heard Kisaru shout Hiei so Yumiko complied, "HIEI"
"And"
"That"
"Kisaru"
"Is"
"A"
"Demented"
"Paying"
"Man"
The girl with a lot of part time jobs shouted, "HEY!!!! YOUR THE MAN ANN"
"And"
"That"
"You"
"Had"
"Sex"
"With"
"Hiei"
"In"
"The"
"Toilet"
"Because"
"We"
"Hid"
"A"
"Camera"
"In"
"The"
"Bathroom"
*buzz* "That was....uh...unique," Kisaru finished off the Advil, now onto TYNENOL!!
Mrroku, Yumiko, and Ann were now bowing, "Thank you, thank you"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, THAT CAMERA WAS YOURS!!!!!" The kawaii fox demon was furious.
Karasu spoke up, "Ooooo lemme have a copy ok? I'll pay 50 bucks for it!!!"
Yumiko was Satan's master, "Deal!"
The red-headed tenchi yelled, "WHAT!!! LIKE HELL YOU WILL!!!" Kurama searched for his rosewhip.
The host was now excited, "Lemme have one too."
Kurama was muttering, suddenly he shouted, "ROSE WHIPPPPP"
A large noise erupted from everywhere, "ITAI!"
"Ok, " Kisaru winced at pain, "Thats alll we have time for because, " she picked out a thorn, " Yumiko doesn't have the ability to make it longer."
"HEY!!, " Yumiko picked out thorn and screams in pain.
*camera zooms out*
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OK.. phew glad thats over...check out my other fanfic!! the second sorceress. thats if you like cardcaptor sakura!
by: Yumiko
"talking"
[author's notes]
SHOUTING OR EMPHASIS
disclaimer: i don't own any of these characters except me and i also don't own whose line is it anway
in this chappie kisaru, me, chris, miroku, ann, and karasu are present. karasu comes in a little later
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A girl who looked somewhat of Shishiwakamaru was sitting at a desk, "Welcome to Whose Stupid Idea was this in this First Place?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right. The points are just like the promise that insurance companies will take care of hail damge.
Yet again the guy with glasses and a short stature was a contestant, "Kisaru is so lovely"
The girl with back hair and eyes was the previous host, "You are right for the first time kisaru."
Kisaru whacked Yumiko.
Yumiko was nursing her bruise, "Ok, ok. You are right all the time Kisaru."
"Much better."
A snicker erupted from a boy. Ok, so he was a she. She was wearing guy pants and a t-shirt with DragonballZ characters on it, " HEY! MY grandma made me wear it!"
A character that looked like a monk suddenly spoke, "Huh?" Miroku's hand was on Ann's chest.
The partime psychiatrist and previous host spoke at the same time, "Well duh!!! She's a man."
The supposedly girl was, let's say upset, "NO I'M NOT A MAN."
The perverted monk was still staring at Ann's chest, "Well smarty pants why dont you have any boobs huh?"
Suddenly, another hand went foward to touch, "MY GOD MIROKU IS RIGHT!" The hand was Chris' hand.
The tomboy was thinking, "That's because I am underdevolped." She humphed.
Miroku grabbed Ann's crotch, "Newflash, you've got a dick."
Yumiko was singing, "I knew it, I knew it!"
Coincendentally, a vein was thorbbing on Kisaru's forehead, "Let's get on with the show now."
The previous host was on a sugar high, "How 'bout the game where you pretend you are a news station and the weatherman has to guess what's behind him on the green wall and two people have to describe to him what it is without saying what is behind him/her and they have to describe like a news person would do when talking to the weather man." Yumiko had said that in one breath. [AN: it's possible! i tried it]
Chris was left thinking he was left out, he was planning on how to get to Kisaru's ass.
Kisaru was swallowing some advil, "Let's play the game Yumiko suggested, ok?"
Yumiko was enjoying her sugar high, "YEAHH!!!"
Kisaru was thinking murderous thoughts like: I will kill Yumiko later on.. and it will be painful and slow.
"Ok good. Now, this game will be for Yumiko, Miroku and Ann. Miroku will be the weather man, Yumiko and Ann will be the two reporters. Take your places.
Yumiko finished off her sugar, "Ok. Now, Miroku. That seems like pretty bad weather," Ann was seen swimming behing Miroku.
"HEY!! THAT'S A CLIP OFF..mpphh," Yumiko had covered Ann's mouth.
"Heh, heh. Ignore her," Yumiko was sweatdropping.
"I know it's such ugly weather," Miroku was grinning like the lecher he was.
"It's so damn UGLY!!!" Yumiko was smiling like there was no tomorrow.
Yumiko had let go of Ann's mouth, "YOU ARE SO DEAD!!" The host's hand was now covering Ann's mouth.
Kisaru was taking more advil.
Miroku was having fun. "I know!!!!!!! It's so sick to watch.... I mean a man swiming with a girl's swimsuit on."
"I know!!!!!! it's so creepy...." Kisaru contributed this one.
"Ann is a guy after all so why is she wearing a bikini? Is she Nuriko-poser or what?"
*Buzz buzz* "Ok let's move on to the next game, and good going miroku....." Kisaru was rubbing her temples.
A Kurama fan popped up, "Hey, Kisaru"
"Hey! It's my good friend!" She hugged Karasu.
He had long black hair and a mask on, "So, what're you paying me for today?"
"Protect me from," She pointed at Chris
"UGH!!!!" Karasu hid behind Kisaru.
"Okay, let's move onto a game called Three-Headed-Broadway singer. This is for Miroku, Ann, and Yumiko. And they're gonna sing the song for...
Yumiko was muttering, "Please not Chris, not Chris."
Karasu gave his opinion, "Kurama!"
The host looked unsure, "Uh...sure!"
Yumiko rose her hand, "Does kurama have to come in and sit down on a stool?"
"Yes, yeah"
"Oh god," Yumiko was thinking: Oh help me gof.
Kisaru sweatdropped, "Er....Yumiko....you spelled god wrong."
YUmiko didn't look suprised yet, "Oh thanksSS! What! How you'd see my thoughts?"
"I helped you write this so I saw what you wrote." Kisaru shrugged.
"Oh yea."
Karasu clappe his hands together, "Let's start already."
The host replied, "Yeah, lets start."
Kurama walked onto the set and sat on the stool, "Ok"
Yumiko sang first, "We"
Then Miroku, "Know"
Ann was terrible, "Your"
"In"
"Love"
"With"
In the distance you heard Kisaru shout Hiei so Yumiko complied, "HIEI"
"And"
"That"
"Kisaru"
"Is"
"A"
"Demented"
"Paying"
"Man"
The girl with a lot of part time jobs shouted, "HEY!!!! YOUR THE MAN ANN"
"And"
"That"
"You"
"Had"
"Sex"
"With"
"Hiei"
"In"
"The"
"Toilet"
"Because"
"We"
"Hid"
"A"
"Camera"
"In"
"The"
"Bathroom"
*buzz* "That was....uh...unique," Kisaru finished off the Advil, now onto TYNENOL!!
Mrroku, Yumiko, and Ann were now bowing, "Thank you, thank you"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, THAT CAMERA WAS YOURS!!!!!" The kawaii fox demon was furious.
Karasu spoke up, "Ooooo lemme have a copy ok? I'll pay 50 bucks for it!!!"
Yumiko was Satan's master, "Deal!"
The red-headed tenchi yelled, "WHAT!!! LIKE HELL YOU WILL!!!" Kurama searched for his rosewhip.
The host was now excited, "Lemme have one too."
Kurama was muttering, suddenly he shouted, "ROSE WHIPPPPP"
A large noise erupted from everywhere, "ITAI!"
"Ok, " Kisaru winced at pain, "Thats alll we have time for because, " she picked out a thorn, " Yumiko doesn't have the ability to make it longer."
"HEY!!, " Yumiko picked out thorn and screams in pain.
*camera zooms out*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
OK.. phew glad thats over...check out my other fanfic!! the second sorceress. thats if you like cardcaptor sakura!
