Disclaimer: Standard.
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Angel: Welcome to Bishie Talk! Today we have: Miroku!
Audience: :: Scattered Applause ::
Roxyqueen1223: YAY! Go MIROKU! YIPPEE!
Miroku: A fan! Will you bear my child?
Roxyqueen1223: I prefer redheads... Hi Kurama! Plus, I'm not even a fan. Angel said you needed someone to cheer for you, so I volunteered. You're the best Kurama!
Kurama: Um... hi?
Roxyqueen1223: Kurama said hi to me! :: Faints ::
Kurama: Oops...
Angel: ... Can we just get back to the show?
Miroku: Why of course, fair lady. Will you bear my child?
Angel: Forget it. I'm engaged. To a demon. With three eyes. And a sword. Named Hiei.*
Miroku: Oh... Well, I'm supposed to exterminate demons... It's my job...
Angel: Don't even think about it.:: Glares :: Anyway, he's the new security guard.
Miroku: ... Where is your lovely co-host? Chris, I believe?
Angel: She didn't come because she would have killed you if you'd even looked at her funny...
Miroku: Oh...
Angel: Well, let's get back to the questions... We'll start of with the yes or no, then move onto the complex answers. Okay?
Miroku: Yes.
Angel: Good. And kindly remove your hand from my ass.
Miroku: So sorry. Habit.
Angel: I'm sure it was. :: Glares :: Let's just get on with the questions.
Miroku: Okay.
Angel: Is it true that you are a pervert?
Miroku: I do not consider myself a pervert.
Angel: Yes or no answers only please.
Miroku: No.
Sango: Yes, it is true!
Miroku: Ah, my lovely Sango has come to watch me.
Inuyasha: Actually, we just came to laugh at Sesshoumaru. Or should I say Fluffy?
Rin: Fluffy! Fluffy!
Jaken: You should not humiliate Lord Flu- Sesshoumaru!
Inuyasha: :: Snickering :: Well, you heard the kid. Fluffy it is!
Sesshoumaru: I will kill you all.
Angel: No killing on the show. Now let's get back to that interview.
Miroku: Yes, let's...
Angel: Okay, now Miroku... So, Naraku cursed your grsndfather with the wind hole you have in your right hand?
Miroku: Yes.
Angel: And once you get pulled in, there's no way out?
Miroku: That is correct.
Angel: I see. Now, shall we move on to the more complex answers?
Miroku: I suppose.
Angel: Who is your one true love? Answer truthfully.
Miroku: Without heitation, Sango.
Kagome: Oh, that's so sweet!
Sango: Oh, Miroku!
Miroku: Oh Sango!
Angel: Oh, gag.
Miroku and Sango: :: Kissing ::
Angel: :: Gagging :: That's all for today... Any questions?
Kenshin: I have one!
Roxyqueen1223: Kenshin is here! :: Grabs his arm and Faints ::
Kenshin: Oro? :: Shakes her off ::
Angel: Your question, Mr. Himura?
Kenshin: I forgot...
Angel: :: Sweatdrop :: Bye everyone...
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A/N: *See chapter 2.
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Angel: Welcome to Bishie Talk! Today we have: Miroku!
Audience: :: Scattered Applause ::
Roxyqueen1223: YAY! Go MIROKU! YIPPEE!
Miroku: A fan! Will you bear my child?
Roxyqueen1223: I prefer redheads... Hi Kurama! Plus, I'm not even a fan. Angel said you needed someone to cheer for you, so I volunteered. You're the best Kurama!
Kurama: Um... hi?
Roxyqueen1223: Kurama said hi to me! :: Faints ::
Kurama: Oops...
Angel: ... Can we just get back to the show?
Miroku: Why of course, fair lady. Will you bear my child?
Angel: Forget it. I'm engaged. To a demon. With three eyes. And a sword. Named Hiei.*
Miroku: Oh... Well, I'm supposed to exterminate demons... It's my job...
Angel: Don't even think about it.:: Glares :: Anyway, he's the new security guard.
Miroku: ... Where is your lovely co-host? Chris, I believe?
Angel: She didn't come because she would have killed you if you'd even looked at her funny...
Miroku: Oh...
Angel: Well, let's get back to the questions... We'll start of with the yes or no, then move onto the complex answers. Okay?
Miroku: Yes.
Angel: Good. And kindly remove your hand from my ass.
Miroku: So sorry. Habit.
Angel: I'm sure it was. :: Glares :: Let's just get on with the questions.
Miroku: Okay.
Angel: Is it true that you are a pervert?
Miroku: I do not consider myself a pervert.
Angel: Yes or no answers only please.
Miroku: No.
Sango: Yes, it is true!
Miroku: Ah, my lovely Sango has come to watch me.
Inuyasha: Actually, we just came to laugh at Sesshoumaru. Or should I say Fluffy?
Rin: Fluffy! Fluffy!
Jaken: You should not humiliate Lord Flu- Sesshoumaru!
Inuyasha: :: Snickering :: Well, you heard the kid. Fluffy it is!
Sesshoumaru: I will kill you all.
Angel: No killing on the show. Now let's get back to that interview.
Miroku: Yes, let's...
Angel: Okay, now Miroku... So, Naraku cursed your grsndfather with the wind hole you have in your right hand?
Miroku: Yes.
Angel: And once you get pulled in, there's no way out?
Miroku: That is correct.
Angel: I see. Now, shall we move on to the more complex answers?
Miroku: I suppose.
Angel: Who is your one true love? Answer truthfully.
Miroku: Without heitation, Sango.
Kagome: Oh, that's so sweet!
Sango: Oh, Miroku!
Miroku: Oh Sango!
Angel: Oh, gag.
Miroku and Sango: :: Kissing ::
Angel: :: Gagging :: That's all for today... Any questions?
Kenshin: I have one!
Roxyqueen1223: Kenshin is here! :: Grabs his arm and Faints ::
Kenshin: Oro? :: Shakes her off ::
Angel: Your question, Mr. Himura?
Kenshin: I forgot...
Angel: :: Sweatdrop :: Bye everyone...
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A/N: *See chapter 2.
