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Angel: Welcome to Bishie Talk! Today we have: Miroku!

Audience: :: Scattered Applause ::

Roxyqueen1223: YAY! Go MIROKU! YIPPEE!

Miroku: A fan! Will you bear my child?

Roxyqueen1223: I prefer redheads... Hi Kurama! Plus, I'm not even a fan. Angel said you needed someone to cheer for you, so I volunteered. You're the best Kurama!

Kurama: Um... hi?

Roxyqueen1223: Kurama said hi to me! :: Faints ::

Kurama: Oops...

Angel: ... Can we just get back to the show?

Miroku: Why of course, fair lady. Will you bear my child?

Angel: Forget it. I'm engaged. To a demon. With three eyes. And a sword. Named Hiei.*

Miroku: Oh... Well, I'm supposed to exterminate demons... It's my job...

Angel: Don't even think about it.:: Glares :: Anyway, he's the new security guard.

Miroku: ... Where is your lovely co-host? Chris, I believe?

Angel: She didn't come because she would have killed you if you'd even looked at her funny...

Miroku: Oh...

Angel: Well, let's get back to the questions... We'll start of with the yes or no, then move onto the complex answers. Okay?

Miroku: Yes.

Angel: Good. And kindly remove your hand from my ass.

Miroku: So sorry. Habit.

Angel: I'm sure it was. :: Glares :: Let's just get on with the questions.

Miroku: Okay.

Angel: Is it true that you are a pervert?

Miroku: I do not consider myself a pervert.

Angel: Yes or no answers only please.

Miroku: No.

Sango: Yes, it is true!

Miroku: Ah, my lovely Sango has come to watch me.

Inuyasha: Actually, we just came to laugh at Sesshoumaru. Or should I say Fluffy?

Rin: Fluffy! Fluffy!

Jaken: You should not humiliate Lord Flu- Sesshoumaru!

Inuyasha: :: Snickering :: Well, you heard the kid. Fluffy it is!

Sesshoumaru: I will kill you all.

Angel: No killing on the show. Now let's get back to that interview.

Miroku: Yes, let's...

Angel: Okay, now Miroku... So, Naraku cursed your grsndfather with the wind hole you have in your right hand?

Miroku: Yes.

Angel: And once you get pulled in, there's no way out?

Miroku: That is correct.

Angel: I see. Now, shall we move on to the more complex answers?

Miroku: I suppose.

Angel: Who is your one true love? Answer truthfully.

Miroku: Without heitation, Sango.

Kagome: Oh, that's so sweet!

Sango: Oh, Miroku!

Miroku: Oh Sango!

Angel: Oh, gag.

Miroku and Sango: :: Kissing ::

Angel: :: Gagging :: That's all for today... Any questions?

Kenshin: I have one!

Roxyqueen1223: Kenshin is here! :: Grabs his arm and Faints ::

Kenshin: Oro? :: Shakes her off ::

Angel: Your question, Mr. Himura?

Kenshin: I forgot...

Angel: :: Sweatdrop :: Bye everyone...

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A/N: *See chapter 2.