Whose Stupid Idea was this in the First Place?

by: Yumiko

"talking"

[author's notes]

SHOUTING OR EMPHASIS

disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters except me and I also don't own whose line is it anway.

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Yet another girl sat at the sacred desk with the oh so wonderful blue button on it. This girl was a little different, she was of India. For once, the host was not asain. Wait no, chinese. India is part of Asia. She had black hair and glasses on her face, then again where else do glasses go?

"Hi everybody how's it going? Well welcome to Whose Stupid Idea was the in the First Place! I'm Candy, your host. Everything you see is from the top of their heads and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like the fact I'm not chinese like Yumiko and Kisaru." Candy stuck out her tongue.

"Did you notice all the hosts are girls? Are we racist against men or something?" The Shishiwakamaru look-a-like spoke.

"Yep! It's not because I'm sexist, it's just that I don't know what men really think about." The tall Chinese girl replied to Kisaru.

"Yea right. You know men only think about big asses and big chests. They're more perverted that you Yumiko." Kisaru looked really peeved.

Suddenly a male voice was heard, "Thats not true," it was Kurama!

"Hn." We can all guess who that was...

Kisaru was looking a lot better. For the fact she had an evil glint in her eyes."Of course it's not true for you Kurama, you're h..ho..h..ho.."

"Gay," Candy and Yumiko provided a better word.



"Yeah, Gay." Atleast Kisaru could say gay...

"And how exactly do you know I'm gay?" Now it was Kurama's turn to be peeved.

Suddenly a small black box was in Candy's, Yumiko's, and Kisaru's hand

"Darling Kurama have you forgotten this wonderful tape that Miroku, Yumiko, and Ann sold us for 50 bucks? And I might say, I never knew Hiei was so flexible," Kisaru replied cooly and Candy started laughing.

"Grrr" Suddenly Kurama turned around and started searching throught his hair.

"Baka ningen.." Hiei was about to take out his katana.

"AHHHHHHHH!" The three girls started running around in pathetic little circles and suddenly crashed into each other.

"ROSE WHIP!" A certain red-haired hottie shouted.

FWAP!

"DIE!!!" Hiei came crashing towards the three girls with his katana held up high.

"Oh god, Oh god," Kisaru was mumbling to herself as Yumiko and Candy were scrambling up to get away.

Suddenly, "STOP!!" A lady with her hair in a tight bun came in the from.

"This is too much violence. As the censory lady I have put the very large black poster with the word 'Censor' on it in front of this camera." The woman wore all black too. The cast nodded their heads. The lady put up the poster and the chaos ensued.

"OUCH"

CRACK

"WAHHHH"

WHIMPER

Apparently the crowd winced, "OHHH"

A random voice was heard, "Now that's gotta hurt like the dickens."

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To Be Continued Later because Yumiko has run out of inspiration....

Review please! Or no next chapter!



-Yumiko