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Insanity in a Nutshell
"AHHHH!! Pikachu just ate my lucky Gengar!" Morty said to a green ladybug.
"Get over it." Falkner told him while painting his fingernails pink.
"I still think that purple hobo swimmers make better pets than orange Larvitars." Whitney told Marik(who switched anime shows with the help of Hillbilly Bob).
"But orange Larvitars have such pretty wings!" Ash whined.
"Your giving me an ulcer!" Tracey shouted at Falkner's pink fingernails.
"Don't blame Falkner's highly manicured fingernails for the fact that you can't control your bandanna!" grumbled Hillbilly Bob.
Pikachu threw up a pair of pink leather pants.
"It's my lucky Gengar! I missed you so much!" Morty cried, hugging his lucky 'Gengar"
The pink leather pants exploded.
Igglybuff beat a purple hobo swimmer at a 7 on 1 battle at the hobo's special edition of Pokemon Sapphire.(Igglybuff had 7)
"Hey, that was my last bottle of shampoo!" Misty said to Marik and a red Donphan, who were both drinking a nice refreshing glass of lemonade while carrying her away.
"I want some shampoo!" said Tracey's ulcer.
"I am invincible...I am invincible...As long as I'm alive!" sang an invisible yellow Clefairy.
"Did anyone hear an invisible yellow Clefairy sing part of the song 'No Such Thing' by John Mayer?" Morty asked.
"Who's John Mayer?" asked Falkner's pink fingernails.
"Are you kidding? John Mayer is the best singing lime ever(A/N: In case your getting the wrong impression here: I think John Mayer is the best!)!" Ash responded.
Somewhere in Viridian City, a lime named 'Carl' exploded.
"No!!! That was my favorite Millennium Item!" Cried Yugi(ask Hillbilly Bob)the Camper, Carl's mother.
"Why do people always insist on spelling my name wrong?" asked Tracy.
WARNING: SLIGHT SANITY UP AHEAD!!!
"Gee, that stinks. Even the authoress is against you, Tracey." A blue Aisha told him.
"Hey, how did you get here?" Misty asked the blue Aisha.
"Hillbilly Matt(Hillbilly Bob's twin brother) got me here, with the help of an Invisible Yellow Clefairy. By the way, how do you like my pink fur?" The Blue Aisha asked.
END SANITY
Falkner's fingernails turned into limes, and Tracey's ulcer graduated from the College for PokeManiacs, than married Clair.
3 years later, Clair gave birth to three twin coconuts, while Morty opened up a chili burger in Austin, Colorado.
Tracey's bandanna exploded, giving him another ulcer.
Clair double-crossed the first ulcer, and married the second, then gave birth to another three twin coconuts last year.
The coconuts exploded.
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Insanity in a Nutshell
"AHHHH!! Pikachu just ate my lucky Gengar!" Morty said to a green ladybug.
"Get over it." Falkner told him while painting his fingernails pink.
"I still think that purple hobo swimmers make better pets than orange Larvitars." Whitney told Marik(who switched anime shows with the help of Hillbilly Bob).
"But orange Larvitars have such pretty wings!" Ash whined.
"Your giving me an ulcer!" Tracey shouted at Falkner's pink fingernails.
"Don't blame Falkner's highly manicured fingernails for the fact that you can't control your bandanna!" grumbled Hillbilly Bob.
Pikachu threw up a pair of pink leather pants.
"It's my lucky Gengar! I missed you so much!" Morty cried, hugging his lucky 'Gengar"
The pink leather pants exploded.
Igglybuff beat a purple hobo swimmer at a 7 on 1 battle at the hobo's special edition of Pokemon Sapphire.(Igglybuff had 7)
"Hey, that was my last bottle of shampoo!" Misty said to Marik and a red Donphan, who were both drinking a nice refreshing glass of lemonade while carrying her away.
"I want some shampoo!" said Tracey's ulcer.
"I am invincible...I am invincible...As long as I'm alive!" sang an invisible yellow Clefairy.
"Did anyone hear an invisible yellow Clefairy sing part of the song 'No Such Thing' by John Mayer?" Morty asked.
"Who's John Mayer?" asked Falkner's pink fingernails.
"Are you kidding? John Mayer is the best singing lime ever(A/N: In case your getting the wrong impression here: I think John Mayer is the best!)!" Ash responded.
Somewhere in Viridian City, a lime named 'Carl' exploded.
"No!!! That was my favorite Millennium Item!" Cried Yugi(ask Hillbilly Bob)the Camper, Carl's mother.
"Why do people always insist on spelling my name wrong?" asked Tracy.
WARNING: SLIGHT SANITY UP AHEAD!!!
"Gee, that stinks. Even the authoress is against you, Tracey." A blue Aisha told him.
"Hey, how did you get here?" Misty asked the blue Aisha.
"Hillbilly Matt(Hillbilly Bob's twin brother) got me here, with the help of an Invisible Yellow Clefairy. By the way, how do you like my pink fur?" The Blue Aisha asked.
END SANITY
Falkner's fingernails turned into limes, and Tracey's ulcer graduated from the College for PokeManiacs, than married Clair.
3 years later, Clair gave birth to three twin coconuts, while Morty opened up a chili burger in Austin, Colorado.
Tracey's bandanna exploded, giving him another ulcer.
Clair double-crossed the first ulcer, and married the second, then gave birth to another three twin coconuts last year.
The coconuts exploded.
