An Extremely Long Time Ago in a Dimension Far, Far, Far, Far, Far away..

Fushigi Yuugi Wars

Episode I:
The Phantom Werewolf Menace

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WHO READS THIS STUFF ANYWAY?!!!

Characters:
Obi wan Ken obi played by Hotohori

Qui Gon Jin played by Tamehome

Jar Jar Binks played by a Retard

Anakin Skywalker played by Chiriko

C3P0 played by Chichiri

R2D2 played by Tasuke for his cussing mixed with censors

Padme Amidala played By Miaka

Darth Maul played by Ashitaire

Darth Sidious Played by The Pig-faced hog-nosed creator goddess lady thing

Shmi Skywalker (Anikin's mom) played by Nuriko

Yoda played by Mitsukake

Mace Windu played by Tomo

Character Discussion: Okay everyone now has their scripts and are looking at them blankly, at the
author, back at the script, the author, back at the script, back at the author. FINALLY, someone talks, though everyone hoped it wouldn't be this
freak...

Tasuke: No #$%^&*# way! I am not any #$%^&*# android! (Author puts duct tape on Tasuke's mouth)

Chichiri: What a Potty mouth, and I have to work with him, y'know?

Mitsukake: Thinking- Why'd I have to be a Little green frog that's one- seventh of my size. How'd I get this role anyway? - Thinks back to the line to get roles for the movie, He was last in line. - Thinking- Oh yeah, that's right I was last in line. At least I get to actually fight in the next movie. - Says: .............

Chiriko: I'm okay with my role its just that I don't know why Nakago has to play Anakin in the next movie.

Miaka: How do you think I feel? I have to be in almost all of my scenes with him!

Tamehome has no problem with his role.

Hotohori has no problem with his role except He has to work with Tamehome in this movie and Nakago in the next movie, Attack Of The Kawaii Clone Things.

The retard is in a straight jacket and doesn't even know what his role is so of course he has no problems.

Ashitaire: YES! I AM THE MAJOR EVIL DUDE FEAR ME!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Everybody except the retard and Ashitaire: YOU BOTH HAVE SERIOUS ISSUES!

Just so you know, I do not own Star Wars (trademark, trademark, copyright) or Fushigi Yuugi (copyright), blah, blah, blah, so don't sue me, this is
for entertainment!