(Hey! This is Zelgadas from Slayers here! This is a note that Obsidian Flames Does NOT own any animes or anime characters mentioned in this fan fiction, and God help his poor deluded mind.)

Fushigi Yuugi Wars

Episode I: The Phantom Werewolf Menace Chapter I: Three Purple
Haired Weirdoes and a LOT of Golems.

(Enter Hotohori and Tamahome [Obi-wan and Qui-Gon] Stepping out of a
Suzaku.)

Hotohori: How the heck can a Suzaku travel through Space anyway? (Directing
his question to Tama..)

Tamahome: I thought you knew, padawan, Suzaku can hold their breath for
years..

Hotohori: Oh, so that's why when we came out of the Suzaku it was blue...

(A very.. Memorable. Character from a certain Anime called Tenchi Muyo
shows up, Later, she will be replaced by that C3PO-looking droid..)

Hotohori: OH, MY SUZAKU! IT'S AYEKA! (Scrambles for autograph book) CAN I
HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

Ayeka: (Annoyed by Hotohori) I'm TC14 at your service.. This way please.

Hotohori: And I'm PG-13 at your command!

(Ayeka knocks him upside the head.)

Ayeka: That's for saying the wrong lines!

(They all walk into a room together.)

[Scene Change: Control Room]
(Two purple-haired weirdoes are talking to each other.)

Xellos: Anyway, I think Lina would make a great monster, Lord Hell Master.

Fabrizo: Shhh. We're on screen.

Xellos: Right.

Fabrizo: So, we have two Jedi, who's going to. "Negotiate". With them?

Xellos: IT'S A SECRET!

Fabrizo: Okay, I'll send the Clones.

[Scene change: The Room.]

Hotohori: DO THEY WANT TO KEEP US WAITING?

(Tamahome hums "I Don't know" when carbon dioxide covers the room and the door opens to reveal a ton of clones of a certain Slayers character. [As if
the disclaimer didn't give it away. Thanks, Zel.])

Zelgadas Clone: Check it out, Corporal, we'll cover you.

Another Zelgadas Clone: Whatever, so long as I don't get used as an anchor again, that was demeaning. (Zelly Clone shoots inside the room to get it
hit back at him via a lightsaber.)

First Zel Clone: BLAST THEM! (Then, all of a sudden, all the Zel clones are
dead. WHY DID MY FAVORITE ANIME CHARACTER HAVE TO DIE!)

(Hotohori and Tamahome go through an air vent to Stowaway on a ship carrying a million Zel clones. WHAT WILL COME NEXT? [Yeah, right, like you
don't know.])