As soon as he took the ring off, a man, Strider, grabbed him and pushed him into a room. "Yo man,

get away from me, I know kung fu!" said Frodo as Strider came near him.

"That is no small trinket you carry, young hobbit. Give me it!" Strider yelled. Just then,

Merry, Pippin, and Sam ran in.

"Drop the fuc*ing hobbit bi***!" Merry yelled.

"Yeah, or I'll cut out yer little filthy eyes with my fist!" yelled Pippin.

"You are very violent little hobbits aren't you? Come with me, Gandalf the Old, asked

me to take you to Rivendell." Before they knew it, they were on their way.

"Well, I am starved where's my fu**ing breakfast? IM FU**ING HUNGRY!" Jusut then, Strider

turned around and threw a huge apple at his face, busting his nose open. They continued until they got

to a watchtower. The Hobbits started to cook bacon and they threw the grease at Frodo. Ringwraiths came, by the way.

They attacked them but Strider came up and beat the sh** out of them. Frodo was laughing until he got stabbed,

then everyone else was laughing. Aragorn told Sam to go get some medicine but say simple stated,"No,

go get the da** medicine yourself sl**."

So, as he was going to get some, he met Arwen. He kicked him and beat him up but when he hit her,

the hobbits started to attack him. When Merry layed eyes on her, he said, "Who's that chick with the big hooters?"

"It's an elf!" said Sam.

"Shut up you guys! You know she wants me! Pimp Daddy Pippin!" So Arwen took Frodo and they went to Rivendell.

Oh yeah, on the way they got attacked by Ringwraiths, but the Ringwraiths were wiped out in the water.

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