Emjai:
well, to spark a tradition of mine - and i think a first for oregano? - we have decided to let this story float into the breeze...
Oregano:
(checking out her nice flowy white dress for the special occasion) Kickass duds, Emjai.
Emjai:
really? i thought the feathers and sequins were too much..
Oregano:
Oh, no, dear. This is just my style. OW! Man, this story's turning out to be a handful. It just bit me.
Emjai:
(pushes 'outta here!' back into its cage) bad fic! BAD FIC! jeez you can never find complacent stories nowadays
Oregano:
I know. And speaking of "Bad Fic"... (looks at Emjai and starts whistling)
Emjai:
(hangs head in shame) i know i know. its definately not our best. for one thing there is no jess... for the other thing... well its turned out to be ... a bit less... ah hell i'll just say - 'good'.
Oregano:
Yeah, no Jess. And the only Jess we had was a wee little boy-- too little to rape.
Emjai:
yes i concur- that would not only be gross but illegal.
sigh... anyhow - we've been talking, reggie and I, about what we're going to do with this fic. for the moment we're hoping someone will adopt it...(looks pleadingly at readers)
Oregano:
Someone? Anyone with a good heart?
If not... (lips tremble) if not... we'll just have to let it go, just like our issues with this "Jess Spin-Off Getting Out Hopes Up And Then Smashing Them To Bits Later On" thing.
Emjai:
oh, i know!!!! Okay people, think of it this way: you've all seen - in your heads - little 'jessie' at the end of the last chapter. Think of HIM as 'outta here!' personified. we're going to put little jessie in a bright red crate with a sign on it saying 'take me and help me grow into a big boy with a bad attitude'... and hopefully somebody will. If not...we're going to put him on a bus to cali.
Oregano:
Oh, yes. The question appears: Do you want to be Rory and take care of him? Or.. Liz, who we all visualise as a careless mother with a perpetual syringe stuck in her arm (admit it, you think about her that way, too).
Emjai:
(nods) yes. do what you think is right, kids. we're letting this one go ...setting it free... to run with this wild things... to eat rattitui... to watch friends re-runs...ew, did i just say that?
Oregano:
Well, maybe not "Friends" re-runs. Let's be a bit more elegant. "Growing Pains".
Anyhow, people, so if any of you think that this thing has to be kept on life support, email us. If nobody does, it's the Retro Channel for this baby.
Emjai:
(shudders) oh the thought...ick. so we'll see you all again sometime soon - no doubt with our own fics (check out nobody said by oregano, its kickass!) and i've got one on the stove as we speak. We'll be off now, so email us at oregano_and_emjai@hotmail.com if you wanna take our baby! Au Revoire!
Oregano :
Sayonara!
