Disclaimers: "We own nothing! Nothing I swear! *Nothing*! Right Mint?"
"Right! J. K. Rowling is a GODDESS! We bow down to her... I'm not worthy...."
"I am ^-^ "
"Double!!"
"I mean... ::cough:: Yeah!"

Oh yeah, introductions...
Double- Hi! Are you seriously going to read this.. this.. work of art? Okay, maybe thats not quite the word for this fic... but, yeah! Anyways, I'm Double. Mint is my twin sister... ::cough:: BABY twin sister... ::grins::

Mint- BY TWO FREAKIN MINUTES! ::Coughs and looks around::: Well... uh.. I'm Mint.

Double- ::Whispers:: Minty fresh!

Mint- I heard that! You... you... nicknaming *fiend*! Anyways, on with the fic! ::Points wand at readers:: If you don't review I'll... send Fred and George after you!! Hey... that rhymed....

Double- ::Blinks:: It did?

Mint- ::Sweatdrops:: Shut up... -_-;



WARNING: Slashy goodness ahead! So all you Homophobes out there, you better RUN! ::Mint chases after them with her wand:: BWAHAHAHA!! Oh, and all Flames will be printed and laughed at, at random times... like now.... HAHAHAHAHA!

Mint- ::Whispers:: Double... psss.... there aren't any flames...

Double- ::Blushes:: Oh.. well... I just like to laugh then... yeah... ha.. ha... ha...


Double & Mint- Here's the fic!







Chapter: One a.k.a. Fred and George's Folly!
Singers... er... characters: Fred and George (No singing yet, sorry guys!)
Rating: PG 13 (For some naughty language... )
Parings for the whole fic: Seamus/Sirius (Go read The Double Cross, then you'll understand!) Percy/ Neville (Also The Double Cross) Fred/George (Duh!) and Harry/Draco (Who saw that one coming?)


"I can't believe you think Harry and Draco *Malfoy* like each other!" Whispered George to his brother Fred.

"You think they *don't*?!"

George blushed, "Well, I've never really watched them..."

"You're missing out, then. But, like I was saying, if we do this spell... then they would be *forced* to confess their feelings for each other!"

"Even better, it would be in a song..." George added, catching on.

"Exactly! We would go in Hogwarts *History* if we pull this off!"

"But don't forget, Fred, it wouldn't be just *one* song. Their would be millions, popping up *everywhere*, if we did this spell!"

"Can you imgaine everyone's reactions?" The twins grinned at the thought.

" We would be legends.."

"More like, Gods!"

"I like that..." George grinned again.

Fred's gaze once more returned to the open book in his lap, he turned a few of the brown faded pages and stopped when he got more then halfway through the book. "A ha! Found it,"

"Now what?" George asked, anxiously looking down at the book.

Fred held his page with one of his fingers as he flipped the book closed and glanced down at the cover. "Une fois plus avec le sentiment."

"*What*?! Are you swearing at me in a different language or something? Thats so not wicked."

"No, you prat! It's the title of the book!" Fred rolled his eyes, as he flipped back to his page and read it over quickly.

"Let me look," George said as he, too, read the spell over. "Do we need anything?"

"You just read it!"

He shrugged, "I wasn't paying attention. So... do we?"

"Nah, I don't think so. Oh no..."

"What?"

"Oh no..."

"What?!"

"Oh no, no no..."

"*What*?! *Just* * tell* *me* *already*!" George nearly shouted.

"Shh! Do you *wan't* to get caught?! We're not even allowed in the restriction section!"

George snorted, "Like thats stopped us before."

Fred grinned at his mirror image. Then suddenly remembered why he was freaking out. "Oh-"

"Don't even say it!"

"No?"

"What the *bloody* * hell* are you so upset about?!"

"..." Silence.

"Fred!!"

"... We have to," Gulp, "uh... read this..." Fred said, pointing at a sentance on the page. He was to afraid to say it out loud.

George followed his finger and read the mysterious sentance, "Oh no..."

"Told you!"

"Do we really have.... to..."

"Sing?" Fred finished.

George swallowed, "Yeah... that,"

His brother sighed, " 'Fraid so,"

George made a disgruntled noise in the back of his throat, "I knew we should have gone to those bloody voice lessons Mum wanted us to attend,"

"But the teacher was a muggle! And an *opera* *singer*!"

He frowned, "Oh yeah. I forgot that part."

"Well, we need to get this over with. I won't tell if you won't."

"Why would I wan't to, bro? Besides, we have the same voice!" George bit his lip as he looked back down at the spell. "Do we need to sing this whole thing?" He asked, pointing down at a *long* paragraph.

"Thank Merlin no. We need to say it, then sing any song we wan't after it. Thats kind of odd, isn't it?" Fred questioned, frowning slightly.

"Probaby so we can humiliate ourselves, and the book can have a good laugh at our expence." George muttered.

"Alright. You ready?"

"Right after you," George said with a mock bow.

Fred grinned as he began the chant, his brother joining him.

"Le temps ne peut pas toucher, deux coeurs, cela vraiment aime.
El más brillante el día, la más profunda la sombra.
Nous aimons souvent l'un nous pensons que nous ne peut jamais avoir, souvent nous rendre compte que l'amour s'est retourné.
L'amour entre enimies plus est souvent trouvé alors l'amour entre les amis.
L'amour n'est pas un mot; c'est une chanson!" Their voices grew in volume as the chant ended, they caught their breath and looked expectantly at each other.

Then, George sung the only song that came into his mind...

"It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all..." George stopped mid-song, "Fred! I just realized something!"

"What?" His brother asked in the confusion.

"We're going to have to confess our feelings to one another, while singing, and... in front of... everyone..."

Silence.

"Oh, shiiiiiiiit!" They both shouted in outrage, but their voices were quickly covered over with a boom like thunder, as mystical blue fog covered the room...

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Author Notes: Lookie! We're the authors! ^_^

Double- Ba... ba... ba...!

Mint- Now I guess we have to explain the spell right?

Double- Well back in third year we found this book and...

Mint- Not *that* spell! :: Blushes:: You weren't supposed to tell anyone!

Double- Hehehe... okay, actually this spell is in French... not Latin.

Mint- French! The language of loveee!

Double- Yeah, that too. But, really we couldn't find a Latin On-line Translator... and I took spanish... so yeah.

Mint- There are five quotes up there. One for each slash couple, and the fifth for the final spell. Bonus points if you can figure out which quote is to which couple!

Double- Well, please review! I know, I know... the 'review thing' is over rated... but, amuse us.

Mint- Please?

Double- Thanks! See ya in the next chapter!

Mint- There will be *singing*!

Double- Not by us though ^-^;

Mint- Though, if you wanted us to...

Double- No!

Mint- ::Sighs:: Alright then.

Double & Mint- Bye everyone!

::Poof! The identical twins vanished in a cloud of purple smoke... although, coughing was heard...::

Double... or was it Mint? - I think I swallowed my gum!