A Bloody Awful Poem
Buffy's blond bob bounces beautifully
When we're getting it on
I'm beneath her, that's right
Wanna break into song
Handcuffs are sweet
Abandoned warehouses are better
I hope I don't run into
Any more men wearing cheddar
I may be British
But I'm not stuffy
God how I love
To be shagging Buffy.
