A Bloody Awful Poem

Buffy's blond bob bounces beautifully

When we're getting it on

I'm beneath her, that's right

Wanna break into song

Handcuffs are sweet

Abandoned warehouses are better

I hope I don't run into

Any more men wearing cheddar

I may be British

But I'm not stuffy

God how I love

To be shagging Buffy.