This chapter is deidcated to Scap, one of our favorite reviewers and friends^-^

Disclaimer: Another song that belongs to M2M.

Mint- I know, you're probably all getting sick and tired of M2M, but we only have one more song of theirs to use!

Double- Which you get a preview of at the end!

Mint- It's kind of... harsh...

Double- This whole chapter is harsh!

Mint- True... poor George ::Cries::

Double- ::Blinks:: Where did THAT come from?

Mint- But... but... he almost.. ::Sob, hiccup, sniffle::

Double- Yeah, ALMOST! But Fred... ::Dreamy sigh::

Mint- ::Stops crying and glares at her twin:: And you're making fun of me... ::She grumbles, then grins evilly::

Double- Freddddd....

Mint- ::Dumps a bucket of COLD water on Double:: Muahahahaha!

Double- ACK! I'm melting... mmmeeellllltttiinnnnggg......!

Mint- ::Rolls her eyes:: Drama queen.

Double- ::Wrings out shirt and hair:: 'Course I'm a queen. Good thing I'm not Ranma...

Mint- ::Blinks:: Wha...?

Double- ::Stares in disbelief:: You know... Ranma... 1/2.... water...

Mint- OH! The half girl, half guy dude.... er.. dudet?

Double- Yeah, he gets hit with cold water and turns into a girl, hot water

Mint- Turns him into a guy. I know all of this... and his dad turns into a PANDA! ::Falls down laughing::

Double- ::Sweat drops and pours a bucket of cold water on Mint::

Mint- ::Turns into a.. panda?:: GAHHHHHHHH! XD

Double- ::Snickers:: That means, 'Enjoy the fic!' ::Grins and keeps laughing::

Mint- ::Dumps a bucket of hot water on her.... twin...::

Double- ::Turns into a pig:: OOOOOIIIIINNNNNNNKKKKKKKK!

Mint- ::Holds up a sign that says ' She said Noooooooooo!'::

Double- ::Head butts Panda::

Mint- ::Sits on Pig and grins::

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Rating: PG15 A few swear words...

Chapter: Chapter Six aka "Give a little love"

Singers: Pansy to Draco, Fred and George sing a little and.... comment...

Warnings: Swear words and a VIOLENT Pansy! (Kill the Weed)

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Draco raked a hand through his fine blonde locks, deep in thought. "What am I going to do?" He said out loud with a soft sigh.

"About what, Draco dear?" Drawled a bored Pansy as she flopped gracefully into a green armchair.

The other Slytherin jumped, startled slightly by the intrusion of his thoughts. "Nothing,"

Pansy raised an eyebrow and stared at him through narrowed eyes.

"What?" He asked irritably.

She bit her lip and looked down for a moment.

Draco sighed and rolled his eyes, "Just say it." 'Wench' He thought with a snarl.

"Do you still... love me?" She asked softly, almost shyly.

Draco blinked, then gave her a look full of disbelief. Good thing she wasn't looking at him. Or maybe, that was a bad thing...

"*What*?!" He snapped, a little too harshly.

Pansy looked up at him, "You heard me," She growled.

She was almost as moody as he was at times. Never could tell what their bloody feelings were, or when they would change. Damn them.

"Yes, but I wish I hadn't." He sighed again, but this time with regret. It was now or never, he kneeled down in front of her and griminced, "look Pansy, the thing is, I really don't-"

He was cut off quickly as Pansy stood abruptly and pushed him over backwards onto the stone floor. Draco growled up at her from his position on the Slytherin Common Room floor.

Pansy glared down at him as she stood towering over the other boy. She then snarled out a song, full of venom.
"Every time I think I've had enough of you
I take you back again
Not because I need a friend
Just because I can't pretend
Like the others do
You think you're really serious
Clever and mysterious,"

"But I am," Draco sneered.

Pansy ignored him as she paced in the empty common room, occasionally nodding in agreement with what she was singing,
"Talking like you're dangerous
Talking like a fool,"

The other Slytherin looked at her, utter disbelief etched across his features, " A fool?" He snorted, "Do you know who you're bloody talking to?"

"Every day there's someone else,
Who wants to get with me." She sung, a smug look on her face.

Draco couldn't help it, in the seriousness of the moment, he started to laugh uncontrollably.

Pansy acted like she didn't hear him, and leaned against the brick fireplace, continuing her song.
"I'm telling you
If you know what's good for you
Treat me like you used to do
Love me like before,"

That snapped Draco out of it, "Thats the thing!" He snarled, "I've never loved you."

The music suddenly stopped and Pansy turned to stare at Draco. With a low noise in the back of her throat she stalked over to the boy, who was still on the ground, and slapped him roughly across the face.

Draco stared at her in shock, his mouth hanging open.

Smug with his reaction, she began to sing as the music started again,
"'Cos all I can do is watch and wonder
where the boy I know has gone,"

Fred and George suddenly stepped out of the fire, a look of hatred in their eyes as they stood in front of Pansy, "He's gone gay." They stated, crossing their arms over their chests.

Pansy's mouth dropped in utter astonishment as she spun to look down at Draco, who was still speechless. "liar!" She hissed, bringing her arm up in an attempt to slap George.

Fred's hand shot upwards to grab Pansy's arm before she was too close, "Do it and die." He glared at her, his eyes burning a dangerous red.

George grinned and stuck his tongue out at her, in an annoying childish manner.

Fred dropped her arm and stepped backwards, George in tow, to lean against one of the walls.

Pansy rubbed her wrist, 'That bastard has a grip,' She thought grimly. Turning her attention back to Draco, who had now stood up to glare down at her, she continued her song. He may be a Slytherin, but he would never hit a girl in anger.
"You say that you want me, well it's-"

"I did no such thing," He cut her off shortly.

Shrugging the comment aside, Pansy walked closer into Draco's personal space and sang once more.
"Time to tell your friends where they belong,"

"My friends? What do *they* have to do with anything!"

"Crabbe and Goyle keep grunting at me!" She whined.

"Grunting is how they talk!" Draco argued back.

Pansy pouted and crossed her arms as Fred and George popped back out to sing the chorus.

Idly, they both wondered why they were *trying* to help Draco and Pansy get back together... damn spell...
"You can find it in your heart
Give a little love
Have a little faith
In the two of you
You can find it in your soul-"

"Thats the thing, Pansy dear," Draco drawled, rich in sarcasm, "I don't have a soul."

"Yeah! He gave it to Harry!" George cheered just to piss off Pansy. Hey, he had to get revenge some how.

'The idiots. If only they knew that Harry and I were chosen to become the Angels of Death.' He thought silently, turning to look into the dancing flames, that seemed to beckon him inside the fire. He resisted easily enough. But for how long?

Pansy took up the rest of the chorus, this was *her* song damn it!
"Give a little love
Have a little faith
In the two of us
'Cos all I can do is watch and wonder
where the boy I know has gone. Little boy I don't want anything to do with you
Get on your knees
I'm the one you have to please,"

Fred suddenly looked sick, "Oh God, what does she mean by that?!"

George looked to Draco, also seeming very green, "Have you ... *deflowered* her?!"

"Bloody hell... DEFLOWER!?!" The blonde boy shouted in total and utter disgust.

Pansy ignored the rude comments, and the sick faces, as she flipped her hair, and began again.
"Not the ones you want to be
I don't think you're cool."

"Well, I don't think you're cool ether." Draco rolled his eyes, sarcasm evident in his voice.

"'Cos soon you can only watch and wonder
Where the girl you knew has gone-"

"You're leaving? When? Can you go now?" Fred asked, his eyes lit up with hopefulness.

Pansy glared in annoyance,
"You say that you want me,"

She was smoothly cut off again, as Draco shouted, "NO I DIDN'T!" His usual facade falling quickly.

"Let me finish my song!" She shouted, annoyance obvious in her voice as well as the death glare in her eyes.

Fred and George held up their hands in defense, but stepped back to let her finish.

She cleared her throat and began once more,
"Time to tell your friends where they belong. 'Cos soon you can only watch and wonder
Where the girl you knew has gone. And do you really wanna lose a friend-"

"I have enough as it is," Draco smirked.

Pansy laughed, "Do you really?" She said evilly, the other Slytherin raised an eyebrow, but Pansy continued her song.
"You gotta understand or it has to end
'Cos I don't wanna wait for you anymore
Can't take it anymore," She said with *actual* emotion.

Draco kind of felt a little guilty for what he was going to do, but he shrugged it away, she deserved it. "Pansy," He began, his voice thick with ice. "I don't love you, I never did."

"What are you... trying to say?" She whispered softly.

The other boy smiled coldly as Fred and George popped up to encircle Pansy, " What he's trying to say is... you got DISMISSED!"

Pansy stood there silently for a moment, once she comprehended what they meant... she burst into tears. She turned to run away when a touch on her arm stopped her. She turned and looked sadly at Draco, tears streaming down her face.

Draco began to sing, "Leave me alone,"

George turned to grin at his twin brother, as the music began to play in the background. "Things are going quite nicely, wouldn't you agree?"

"Yes, I think so too." Fred whispered back, right before they both turned to join Draco in his *lovely* song...

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AN: We're back to normal! Thanks to Gum... but we kicked her out of the fic ^_^;

Mint- She deserved it! Oh yeah, for future notice...

Double- Voldermort and (wand) fighting WILL be in this fic.

Mint- ::Whispers:: And kidnapping... but shhhh! You didn't hear it from me . .

Double- ::Raises an eyebrow and stares at Mint:: Hmm... anyways, here's to the reviewers!

Mint- :: Hums 'Hears to the night' :: Sorry, couldn't help it. By the way, Don't you just wan't to KILL Pansy!

Double- ::Chants:: Kill the Weed!

Mint- Good news though, a few more songs and the Pansy Chronicles will be over!

Double- Then we get Ron Angst ^^; Remember,

Mint- Ron saw Draco and Harry kissing in the last chapter!

Double- The next chapter will be just a little poem we made about why we took so long to update and who Gum is... kind of... but we HOPE that the poem and Chapter Seven will be posted today as well.

Mint- Yup! ::Sings randomly:: Cry little sister.... Thou shall not fall.... Cry little sister...

Double- Oooo, the best song! But... Mint! You're the little sister!

Mint- I know! ::Cries::

Double & Mint- ::Grins:: Hehehe! reviewers::



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SirusBalckRules- Like you're name! We ^_^ at you too! But, we love Harry and Draco together! It seems so natural to us... but you'll get used to it ^_~ And we stole it from Buffy the Musical? ::The twins look at each other:: ( Mint- We actually had this plot put together before we saw that episode... and downloaded all the songs^^;) Yeah... so this plot is original! But thanks for reviewing^^

Bubblie Bunny- The Cha Cha Slide? :: looks at the list of the 36 songs that are going to be used:: Sorry, it's not on here! Don't throw tomatoes at Pansy during this song! We kind of... like this song... but there's always the sequel!! Well, Pansy gets one more song by herself... you can do it then! But then there's a song between Pansy and Harry... eep! We're giving too much of the plot away! Thanks for reviewing^^ And, yeah, Ron does get quite annoying. ::Kicks::^_^;;;

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