A Miranda, rina and gandalf continued arguing until sunrise the next morning. Finally gandalf got some sense knocked into to him, seriously, and finally stopped arguing and asked rina wither she would continue with them on their quest to, well not that many places since a Miranda was already kicked out of mirkwood and… ok so they were only kicked out of one place but not to worry this is not the end yet more trouble will occur and that is a promise.
"So are you going to continue with us, I have urgent business and they are not here right now meaning that they have already left for bree and I hope nothing happened to them."
"Gandalf you just read that off of the note they left behind, they had hoped nothing happened to you. You need to learn how to read"
"Do not"
"Do to"
"Do not"
"SHUT UP!!! I have wanted an adventurous life and now that one is presented to me I do not know if I shall take it. But I do like to see a Miranda keep you in line so I think I shall."
"Yeah!!!!! We will have so much fun! I always wanted a, a, what were you again?"
"I am a burra-hobbit and just because I am small dose not mean that you can just dump me wherever you please."
"Yeah (dances around in her happy dance, and to those of you who don't know that is were she dances around in circles stupidly, but nearly trampled rina who was finally put back down on stable ground after gandalf and a Miranda had started fighting.) Ok now where to?"
"To bree, no wait I believe that after I was delayed by sauraman and found gollum I sent aragorn to bree, he will make sure they are safe while I travel with you's to rivendell, so off to rivendell we go."
"Oh to rivendell we go, to rivendell we go high ho the merry oh to rivendell we go…" and so they left bagend and began down their long road back to the misty mountains. On the way the trio began to exchange adventures, rina had the least amount and gandalf of course had the most, the stories took several days just to get gandalf to shut up about his trip to middle earth. A Miranda told rina of stories she had heard when she was, wait I don't know if she ever was little so instead she just told stories and here lies her account of the oral tales…
"The story of Cinderfrodo and the Wartow,Once upon middle earth there lived a little boy and his step uncle and the little boy's stepbrother hobbits, merry and pippin. The little boy's name was cinderfrodo and this is his love story, long ago when cinderfrodo was little, his parents had drown in the Brandywine river since most hobbits cannot swim and they were not an exception. The boy grew up with his step uncle named bilbo baggins. Now our little boy is not really a boy, but a hobbit and the most unusual type of hobbit since he dreamed of going on a great adventure with his step uncle bilbo. But in our little hobbit's heart he still loved the shire. One day while an older cinderfrodo was cleaning a messenger from the mayor came inviting all eligible men from the ages of 12 to 57 are to attend a party in the great meadow for his now eligible wartow daughter, to have her coming of age party where she would choose a hobbit husband and marry him, wither he wanted to or not. . (A wartow is the head of a wart hog and the butt of a cow, so as you could imagine the wartow produces lots of gas and our particular wartow is the only one in middle earth, which makes her even more desirable to those interested, which is not many). Evil uncle bilbo would not let poor cinderfrodo go to the party for he had no nice pretty clean dresses to wear and was forced to stay home and iron instead while merry and pippin went and had a spectacular time in their new dresses that had been made for the occasion. As poor cinderfrodo ran into the garden and began to sob mercilessly, he he he I'm going to make gandalf do that soon, a orb of sparkly shiny stuff began to rain down around cinderfrodo like a cloud was above him and no one else, which it really was, and appeared gandalf, cinderfrodo's fairy godmother. She whoops I mean he, granted cinderfrodo's wish to go to the party for he had desperately fallen in love with the wartow and needed to know if she loved him in return. He was dressed in the most dazzling dress that event eh most greediest king, such as isiulder had been, would cry at the sight of cinderfrodo's dress. But he had a warning, that if he did not earn the wartow's love in return by morning he would turn into a ball of flames, for it had seemed necessary since part of his name is cinder. He walked down the hill to the great meadow, passing a pond where a duck was floating as it seemed to call out to him, "I am a duck quack, quack" when in reality it had said 'I am a duck on crack, crack" but cinderfrodo was to lost daydreaming about his love, wartow. When he arrived cinderfrodo captured all eyes, all except the one he wanted and slowly walked up to introduce himself but got lost amidst the crowd surround him asking where his dress was from, who made it, what accessories he had on him, ect. Hey that sounds like a red carpet, which unbeknownst to him, it really was, and morning came all to fast and cinderfrodo was still surrounded by those stupid reporters, one who would not leave his side being named Joan rivers, and his love had already choosed her husband, a stuck up pompous from the mines of moria, and I am not joking he really was that way, and no I am not an elf, am not! Oh right sorry rina, I know I got you interested, so by the stroke of the sun, wait can it strike? But his fairy godmother appeared in a dark purple dress, seriously gandalf you would look good in purple, and since his wish had not come true, and said … some stupid words, and cinderfrodo bursted into flames because the wartow does not love him as he loves her. The end."
By that time they had reached rivendell and were told by lord elrond that frodo, the real one, happened to be here, wounded. The misguided rina stepped into the oncoming traffic of elves feet and nearly got squashed when elrond intervened,
"Oh how nice you brought more guests, oh and that what sarcasm, watch the little one!" scoops up rina from being squashed and places her in pocket next to warm stuffed animal that tries to make a move on little rina, "but first gandalf let us talk of these creature who, hey stop fondling Mr. Fluff!" he led us to his private study, which well isn't so private and looked at a Miranda crossly, which he never stops doing, looking crossly I mean. "Who are you and where do you come from?"
"I am a Miranda, other than that I have know idea."
"What? You confused me, and I do not get easily confused."
"Yes you do."
"Is that an insult?"
"Yes"
"Then I challenge you to get in that room and chain yourself up."
"Huh?"
"Go now!"
A Miranda walked into hidden room where she found a small can of shaving crème and noticed chains in corner where she, for once in her life, obeyed and locked herself up. Being satisfied with a Miranda elrond now looked at the tiny thingy in his pocket who was avoiding the stuffed animal with a now severe headache.
"Now what is your name?"
"I am rina and am from eh shire."
"The shire? I have another, actually quite a few others here from the shire, but none as small as you. What are you if that isn't to rude?"
"Rude! That is a complete and utter insult (screaming) which I will tell, (politely) I am a burra-hobbit."
"Ok, gandalf she needs to steam off, you take her whilest I interrogate the thing that locked HERSELF up! The stupid…"
"Hey I heard that!"
"You were supposed to."
"Oh…"
He handed over rina and walked into the dungeon, yes I know another dungeon and began questioning a Miranda when she uncapped something that was in her hand and sprayed it into elronds eyes. You and me know what it was, but all elrond knew was that it stung and he screamed and screamed and in the background you could hear gandalf chuckling who had no inclination to leave now, because who could resist watching elrond get pay back for his snootiness? He kept on screaming and had begun sobbing so that all the elves in rivendell began to gather at his door, but could only see elrond screaming in his dungeon for no apparent reason. A Miranda sprayed again into elrond mouth, this time to shut him up.
"You tricked me, now unlock me or I will spray more foul things into your mouth."
"elrond who by now had wiped his eyes clean was furious but had wanted to fight a Miranda hand to hand so he unlocked her and forced her to get up and was about to punch her when she noticed a sparkle on the wall and moved to look at it making LORD elrond punch the wall. A Miranda got mad at the person who was supposed to be sweet and nice for a lord, and resprayed him in the eyes.
The mischief never ends, tune in next time to see what more mischief and good fun ruckus occurs, so review and laugh, and review so we can all have more laughs. Oh and while you are reviewing…
"Reviewing what?"
Shut up rina this is my part, what are you going to review? The sky?
"Ok, it is pretty and green…"
The story, the story that is what you are going to review.
"Oh…"
Ok now review, no not the sky, imbecile…
