Do it with Kyp Durron

By jedielf

DISCLAIMER: All the SW characters and stuff mentioned belong to George Lucas, blah blah blah…the song "Do It With Madonna" belongs to the Androids. I'm just parodying it! :D

I know that Luke has got the blue eyes

And that curly blonde hair

But how could I steal him from Mara?

Hell no, I really wouldn't dare

Now Jacen's cool but indecisive

He's just fine with Tenel Ka

He does lots of meditation

Wouldn't take him to a bar

CHORUS:

I wanna do it with Kyp Durron

He's what a Jedi's supposed to be

I don't care if he's thirty-five,

Kyp Durron, won't you do it with me?

When Jag Fel flies, it's just amazing

He pilots a Clawcraft

But how would I like to be with him?

I wish he did a few more laughs

REPEAT CHORUS

Oooh, Kyp Durron…

I'd like to be with Ani Solo

Since he's really, really hot

Yet he's got himself a girlfriend

And he was killed fighting the Vong

REPEAT CHORUS

Have you read that bit where Jaina looks at him and thinks he's hot…?

Oooh, Kyp Durron…

AN: To the fans of the characters I turn down in this – just remember, this is all in GOOD FUN (but I really do love Kyp!!!). So please don't flame!