While elrond kept on screaming rina came over and fished unlocking a Miranda and then they ran off into rivendell and ran to hide in the bathroom. There the girls found a bath, so of course since causing ruckus is rina and mirandas favorite thing to do so they stepped up to the bath and spayed the shaving crème into the bath so that is had a nice foamy layer. Then hid behind a pillar to see who their victum would be. The first person to walk into the bathroom was Arwen Undomibal (or in their terms, the abomibal snowman, see later in chappie for details) she looked at the bath and figured that her father had prepared a special age reducing bath for her to lose her icky wrinkles that were starting to appear on her forehead, that damn trait passed down from unhappy people to unhappy people. She climed in after disrobing and found the whited crème to be soft and soothing. And soon disappeared under the foamy serface and when she popped up she hair and face wwere covered in the raspberry tasting shaving crème. Now as it might be for you, the watchers could not help but crack up, no not seriously, as they watched Arwen place more on her face, the water that once had been below the foam was now absored by the crème and the result was that their was no water, just shaving crème. After arwen got out and slipped into her dress with out noticing the foam allover herself and set off down the hall, the two misfief makers following. Every elf she passed looked at her with a quier look since she looked exactly like what I imagine the abominable snowman does. She though that the effects were working and that she is looking younger since all the male elves were guacking at her and all the female elves were envious, and once again the little dog has no idea and is only seeing what she wants to see. She came to her fathers study and knocked and entered. He was pacing the room as he had since a mirqanda had ran away and he which the rug was really beginning to show it since the carpet and ground had been worn away to nothing and now he was walking in the dirt getting his nice clean clothes icky which just made him pace more and it looked as though he had been crying since his eyes were red, but our secret is that it is from the shaving crème shhhh. With one look at arwen
"WHAT ON MIDDLE EARTH IS THIS, A NESTING GROUND FOR FREAKS!!!!"
"daddy? What? Was that an insult?"
"arwen, is that you?"
"yes of course. Do I look that young already? Oh and thankyou for that wonderful foamy bath." Now if you mind lives in the gutter such as my co-authors does, you would be saying, "now that can be taken one of two ways" and I say "GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!"
"who has done this to you arwen, is it gandalf?"
"arwh?" came from gandalf who was standing discretly in the corner laughing, for he knew who did this, but was glad to see arewn knocked down a few pegs, if only aragorn would see this, and in walked aragorn.
"oh, howdy gandalf, elrond, funny looking thingy. Elrond I am in desperate need of council, the bath has a funny white liquidy stuff in it and I think I know who the culprit is."
"aragorn you insulting pig, how can you not know your love when you see her."
"her? Huh? Oh you mean arwen, but huh?" elrond walked over to poor confused arwen and wiped her face with his sniffkief producing a white skninned fuming arewn underneath.
"arwen so nice to see you, why were you disguised?"
"aragorn she is a victim but first who do you think the culprit is?"
"boromir of course, he is always being perverse like that."
"oh, had not thought of him. Is he here?"
"well no, not that I know of but still it could be him."
"well that narrows it down, it is that demon who came into rivendell with you gandalf."
"she is no demon, my calculations point to that she is one of the valor." Said an inconspectous being who randomly walked in.
"who in middle earth are you?" says all except Elrond
"I am elronds secretary, GHS, the king of all wargs and the smartest being in middle earth thank you very much."
"huh?" replied every one but elrond.
"never mind, aragorn go and search for a thingy ma bob that is female and GHS go fetch me my rolodex, I must have a council and must have representatives from every race in every high postion."
"oh so you mean you want the ugly secretary…"
"hey I resent that."
"as I was saying…to go and get all well respected represenitive from every race to come to rivendell and show you there best sexual postion? Wow your as big a pervert as Boromir." And walked out to do his task and pray that he was not one of the representatives.
Gandalf still stood in the discreat corner laughing as ghs walked by not noticing the funny invisible thingy laughing at her joke while another very small one tried to get away from mr. Fluffy. Ghs continued to walk by aand went and fetched the royal rolodex of elronds. He came back into the study and placed it on a table and began to file through it, then a little creature spoke into his ears that he should not take this cruelity even if he is a secretary, he is the princ eof wargs and should be treated as a prince should be so he turned and walked out of the room without elrond noticing. Gandalf was curious as to what would happen so he stayed quiet about Miranda and rina as they stepped up to the rolodex. A Miranda looked at it questioningly, like she had know idea what to do with it and began rearing the alphabetical-by postion in court- names so that the rolodex made no sense at all. She then stepped away since their job was done and hide behind the pillar again. Elrond walked up to the rolodex murming bout how wargs are so unreliable and began to leaf through his rolodex unitl he noticed that they were all messed up.
"what the (please insert insult here)" and for some really strange reason, ok its just the authors whimsy, he began to sing his insults and curses, "I know who did this and she is going to pay (oh and find your own damn tune to this), she is a (please insert insult here) (please insert insult here) ("") (ditto)!"
he continued ranting until gilgalad, who walked in just as elrond started yelling and he knew what it would get like so to make everyone else enjoy this chapture and to make them ingnore the yelling he began to play VALOR, also know as bingo in some dimionsions, but not mine. The elves began to pile in to his study all to play VALOR.
"Now every one the prize is that you get one of the fellowship, anyone of your choice, for one night to do with as you please. And yes master frodo, I know that the meeting has not started but we all know who will be part of it. Fine, aragorn, frodo, the other hobbits, gandalf, legolas, gimli, and boromir. Ok… V4…(sound of funny swirling and pop! A ball) L89…" and blah and blah and blah, they continued to play until elrond stopped yelling but still stood their quite oblivious to the Valor game around him. A Miranda and rina had not won because even though they played no one could quite figure out where the VALOR calls were coming from, elves I don't need to mention, won the fellowship people who by now had all come to rivendell despite not being summoned but wanted to know what elrond was screaming about since he can be heard all across middle earth and had sent the birds that for some reason they were all trying to catch, flying away to where ever they go when they fly away, and maybe that is why they were all pouting?
Elrond noticed that the every one for the council was already there so he metioned for everyone to take their places in the now not so secret council. As they took their places a Miranda and rina snuck behind legolas who did not notice them. When elrond started talking the girls began to put bugs and leaves in legolas's hair until he stood up thinking that it was one of his fellow evlves and realized he had to say something. Quite happy with their work a Miranda and rina moved on to their next victim who happened to be gimli. A Miranda whipped out here never ending can of shaving crème and sprayed a target onto an unnoticing gimli's head. A Miranda had "borrowed" legolas's bow and quiver and strung a arrow with a paint blob onto the point. She let loose the arrow just as gimli stood up to argue with a really ticked off legolas ( he is mad because he has bugs in his otherwise nice clean hair, and his bow and quiver are being "borrowed" by someone, which he of course blames on the nearest ugly creature, so like men.) the arrow went into the wood and luckly everyone was paying attention to the fight erupting and not to the arrow in the chair's seat. A Miranda quickly pulled out the arrow but did not have enough time to wipe off the piant until gimli sat down. When he got up again everyone started snickering and gimli stood in confusion and anger looking wildly around him.
"gimli may I be the first to tell you that we thought that you were a man." Cheered legolas, ready for another argument which did not come.
"what? Huh?"
"lord gimli you have a quite large stain on the back of your pants, and though it would explain a lot (explecially why you seem to always have pms) I don't quite think that you are a female"
gimli stood there horrified when lord elrond stood up again.
"you see, a creature has been running around with a little thing-a-ma-bober and has been attacking the citizens of middle earth." Said an annoyed elrond
"Wow this is so like our government"
"who said that?" all jump up in shock and demand an answer
"oh it is just I the authoress"
"oh" all sit back down
"we need to stop this fiend but first we must dystroy the ring… blah… blah…blah (you all know how he can talk forever, which he did and it was nearly nightfall when he shut up, he had put everyone to sleep, except a Miranda and rina who took the advantage to take a magical never ending permant marker that just appeared to every ones face) WAKE UP! What? Why are your faces covered in ickyness? Oh never mind… blah…blah…blah…" and so he continued till morning.
"now everyone review on what you just heard on the little sheet thingy that was given to you, what? Ghs give them the sheet, ok now review and I will continue on with my endless rant which is this story"
"shut up already elrond" spoke up ghs "and this is not your story." And once again all pandemonium broke loose, helped by, who else, Miranda and rina, and …
