This chapter is dedicated to ADH ^_^


Disclaimer: This song belongs to Mya-

Mint- ANOTHER bloody singer with no last name.

Double- Damn them...

Mint- Exactly! Anyways, look how fast we're writing these chapters!

Double- My fingers hurt from all this typing... ::Whines::

Mint- I'm hungry.

Double- ::Turns to twin:: Me tooooo!

Mint- You think YOU'RE hungry?! Try having a name like 'Mint' for a while and see how hungry YOU get!

Double- Yeah well, 'Double' is no picnic ether!

Mint- Picniccc.... mmmm....

Double- ::Sighs::

Mint- Go make us something to eat!

Double- What?! ME?! I burn popcorn!

Mint- Oh yeah... ::Snickers::

Double- ::Glares:: You make us something!

Mint- I'm in to much pain to move, hunger pains ya know ::Winks::, the READERS should make us something to eat!

Double- YEAH! ::Looks at readers and pushes them into the kitchen:: Go on now.

Mint- No reading till you're done!

Double & Mint- ^________^

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Rating: PG 15

Chapter: Chapter Eight aka Can't Believe

Singers: Pansy to Draco... poor Draco...

Warnings: Some swearing and an annoying Pansy... Oh yeah, Slight Twincest ^-^;

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Draco yawned as he walked down a corridor, Harry had kept him up late last night.

He smiled briefly, but oh was it worth it.

He wondered absently why he was alone in the hallway, but with a shrug he hugged his books closer to his chest and picked up a little more speed.

He was just about to turn a corner when an arm grabbed him and pulled him into an empty classroom. He swore under his breath as his books and wand went flying across the room.

"Bloody hell," He muttered with a sigh as he began picking up the stray items. He reached for his wand, but pulled his hand away right before a foot slammed down on it. He narrowed his eyes and looked up in to the face of none other then Pansy herself. "What?" He snapped, irritated at her presence.

"No hi for you're lover?" She purred.

"You're not my lover, get it through you're bloody head." He growled, shoving her foot away and picking up his fallen wand. "Stupid women," He muttered under his breath as he stood up and faced her.

She just grinned at him in that annoying way, and with a quick shove, all his books went flying again.

Draco glared at her, fire burning in his eyes. "Do you *wan't* to die?!"

Pansy giggled. "Oh, Dracy! You're so silly,"

He stared blankly at her. The blonde then shook his head and turned away from her, to once again, pick up his stuff. He was very much considering to say, 'To hell with it all' and go find Harry for a quick snog.

Pansy's mouth thinned, this was not working! Time for drastic measures, she thought with a very evil grin.

Draco stood up again, straightened (AN: Get it? Get it?) his robes and started to leave the room. He was about halfway across the room when he felt a hard shove in the small on his back and he fell forward. Like an idiot.

He growled low in his throat as he turned over to lay on his back, he only had a moment to glare at Pansy before she straddled his waist.

"What the bloody hell do you think you're doing?!"

"Getting comfortable," She winked, adjusting her weight, (Which we, authors, think was alot) on his chest.

"Would you mind getting comfortable somewhere else!"

"Nah. I like it right *here*." She punctuated the word by sitting fully on his waist.

Draco stifled a groan of pain. And disgust.

Fred and George griminced from their spots within the shadows, "Poor boy," George muttered.

"Rather him then us!" Fred cringed.

"Where's you're Potter now?" She smirked.

"I don't know. But god, I wish I was there." He moaned, trying desperately to shove her off. He felt a cramp coming along.

"Don't make me hit you," She snarled.

"It can't hurt much worse then this!"

Pansy sighed, "Do you really love him?"

Draco struggled for breath, "Yes," Wheeze. "I do." Cough.

She rolled her eyes as music began to play in the background, she started to sway to the rhythm... Draco started to wheeze even more.

Fred and George snickered as they danced out of the shadows and sang,

"Hmm, no, no, no

No, hmm..."

Pansy looked down at Draco while she took the song over,

"You told me that you didn't love him, oh."

"When?!" He coughed out.

Pansy ignored him and continued singing, "Then you turn around and you walked out the door, oh.
Whether you go or if you stay Drake.
I'll still be loving you any way,
I know I just can't stand the pain."

"Don't... call... me... Drake!"

She gave him a long scathing look, before resuming the song with added enthusiasm. "And I can't believe,
That he's the one you really love. He's a guy!
And I can't believe,
That he has your heart.
Cause it seems to me,
he's the one that you're thinking of,
And I can't believe that you are gone.
And he's the one who took your love away."

"I never loved you!" Draco shouted, finding the strength to push Pansy onto his legs. Giving him room to breathe. Thank God.

She rubbed her bottom from where his knee dug into it, and with a sour look on her face she sang, "I can't believe it's true.
That you're not in my life, life
So tell me where did I go wrong, ooh Draco?"

"Well you're FEMALE for one thing!" He cut in.

She pouted,
"So now that you're gone,
All I do is count the days-"

"It's only been *one* bloody day!"

Fred and George grinned and took up the song, much to Pansy's annoyance,
"He's not sorry that he didn't wanna stay,
But she will be loving you any way, hey!"

"Please don't," Draco said looking at Pansy, "You make me sick." His lips curled up in distaste.

"Hmp!" Pansy pouted, standing to look down at her prey... er, ex-boyfriend... "And I can't believe,
That he's the one you really love.
And I can't believe,
That he has your heart."

"You know I don't have a heart," He drawled easily. 'Angels of Death find no need for them.' Draco's thoughts ran to Harry, 'We love only ones of our own kind.'


Oblivious of her victim's... er... ex-boyfriend's inner turmoil she continued the song, "Cause it seems to me,
He's the one that you're thinking of," And she was right...
"And I can't believe that you are gone.
And he's the one who took your love away."

"What can't you believe? Losing you're lover or..."

"Losing you're lover to another guy?" George finished for Fred with a cheeky grin.

Pansy turned to glare at the innocent looking (::Snickers::) twins, "Let me finish my freaking song! Alright?!"

"Hey, we're not stopping you." Fred winked.

She grumbled an incoherent sentence and resumed the song, but kept an wry glance on the two Gryffindors, "Sooner or later you're gonna see,
The mistake you've made Dracy,
And you're gonna run back to me-"

"More like run *away* from you..." He muttered.

"And you never should've made me cry,"

George's eyes lit up at this little admission.

"And boy let me tell you why,
Cause you had the best, the very best."

"Yeah, the best bloody prat in the school."

"And the ugliest one, at that!" Fred shouted after Draco.


Blushing bright red, Pansy ended the song, "That's why I can't believe that you've gone away."

There was silence as Fred and George tried to stop laughing after that last sentence. "Oh... you were serious!" They choked out.

Draco rolled his eyes, stood up and dusted off his robes. "That was fun and all," He said thick with sarcasm as he looked at her, "But I need to go find Harry. We have a date."

He smirked at the look of utter outrage on the other Slytherin's face.

He was halfway out the door before he turned to look at her once more, fire in his eyes, "Sing whatever pathetic song you want to me, but don't you *dare* go near Potter. Understand?"

Pansy gave him a look full of malice, "What are you going to do to stop me from hurting you're little *beloved* Potter? He will pay for what he's caused, and thats not a threat. It's a fucking promise." She stated coldly as she brushed past him.

"Christ. I don't think she was joking." George muttered, raking a hand through his hair.

"We shall see... we shall see," Draco murmured before he left the room. Leaving his books behind.

Fred looked at his brother, "I feel bad for them."

George snorted, "I feel bad for *her*. Malfoy's very possesive of what he owns. If she hurts Harry..."

"Malfoy would have her killed in a moment." He finished with a sigh.

George silently ran his fingers over his brother's lips, "I'm possesive as well. If she touches you..."

"She won't," He murmured before he replaced George's fingers with his lips.

They stayed that way for quite a while.

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AN: ::Awes and coo's::

Mint- Awwwwwwwwwwwwwweee!!

Double- SO cuteeeee!!

Mint- ::Grins:: I love Fred and George^^

Double- They're even better together^^;

Mint- Yeah!

Double- Thanks for the FOOD ::Glares at readers::

Mint- We write you ::Checks:: nine chapters and we don't even get food...

Double- We get reviews though...

Mint- Sometimes, at least ::Pouts::

Double- Well, this part is dedicated to those WHO DO review!

Mint- Yup!



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