Lord Elrond was STILL talking when Miranda flung a question mark at him,
startling him so much that he fell out of his seat. Every representive
began laughing at him, so much that Elrond turned to GHS to tell GHS to
tell everyone to shut up, but GHS was gone! Now only a few of the council
members noticed this, but GHS had snuck away a few hours into the meeting
to meet GHSP- Gina Heather Solves Problems- his girlwarg. Right now
everyone assumed that they had gotten married since they could hear church
bells in the distance.
"See what women do to you, he was the smartest of all middle earth and she turned him into a blubbering fool." Elrond muttered under his breath. "Bloody stupid females"
"How dare you insult my race, or what ever race that is." Butt in Miranda
"Don't you mean gender?" asked some elf who does not matter
"Yeah that too." Replied Miranda while Everyone shakes their heads. Elrond returned to his very very long and boring speech so Gil-galad appeared, knowing for how much longer Elrond would go on and.
"Who here wants to play THIS IS MIDDLE EARTH JEOPARDY!" every member in the meeting sat up and began to pay attention to Gil-galad, "ok lets pick Boromir, Pippin and for our special guest we have Sauron.the eye not the armor, who lost his evil powers here, dun dun dun dun."
"Ok our categories are- Races, If your head, stood but a little, farther from the ground and alpha-beta. Sauron you go first"
"Ok" he turns his eye to a bush and begins to take a whiz.
"No, no, no now you have to pick a category and besides your killing the plant, and that was long don't you have trees or toilets in Mordor"
"No, the chip to my throne was stolen (I am referring to Lord of the toilets here) and I will take farther from the ground for three hundred"
"There's only one question for that category so of course it would have to be for three hundred, imbeciles, ok- the orcs have a cave this in Moria"
"Hair" rang in Boromir.
"No" replied Gil-galad.
"Torture" rang in Sauron.
"No"
"A troll! It's a troll, it nearly killed me. Wait this is before I died and we are in rivendell before this happened so how do I know that?"
"One, sorry you cant ring in twice, two you did not phrase it as a "what is" answer and three, I have no idea the all but powerful authoress thinks its funny. Ok Sauron choose again."
"Stood but a little"
"Gimli is the son of who?"
"Legolas" rang in pippin.
"No, wow are people really that stupid?"
"Hair" rang in Boromir.
"Yes I know I have the best" called out Legolas, "hair you idiots GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!"
"No" beep, beep rang the bell.
"sauron choose again"
"I will take races for seven hundred gilly gold fish"
"How do you kill an elf?"
"A large pointy ear" rang in Boromir.
"No"
"A broken hippo" rang in pippin.
"No."
"Hair" rang in Sauron.
"No"
"Fine then it must be torture" once again replied Sauron.
"NO! And how many times do I have to tell you people no double ringing in!" yelled Gilly, but not enough to shut up Elrond who was now going on about shoes and their being on fire, but no one really cared and its beside the point. So on with the game.
"Sauron your turn yet again, oh and to those who don't care, no one is winning in fact every one is so deep into this sh*t hole that they will never find their way out, but to Sauron and Boromir, they really don't seem to mind."
"I'll take if your head"
"Who hear braids his beard?"
"Legolas"
"No pippin"
"Legolas"
"No Sauron, are you people really this stupid yet again? This is never ending stupidity here"
"Huh, I'm offended, if you people haven't noticed elves don't have beards." Called out Legolas yet again from his seat.
"Legolas, I'm afraid for my life but I feel I have to tell you, have you ever looked down under?"
"Huh?"
"PUT YOUR MIND IN THE GUTTER! Well form the look on your face I see you still don't understand you simple minded fool. Sauron yet again the board is yours" Miranda and Rina sat in the back sniggering the whole time they wanted to play, it was not fair that no one seemed to notice them and their absent minded pranks.
"I eat alphabeta for six hundred"
"You really want to wager that much, wow you really must like sticking your head up your as*. Okay then, what is the name of my second cousin twice removed on his fathers side, damn fitly child"
"Pippin"
"No pippin that is not correct."
"Hair"
"No Boromir you imbecile go buy yourself some brains you really need it."
"Azh gab gablt"
"Since I have no idea what you just said, no wrongo get yourself an English language dictionary. Websters is nice this time of year, all the pretty pictures that you will, or at least might be able to understand. Anyways I didn't even know what his name is so..your all wrong. Okay that's it for round one when we return its double jeapordy time!"
Disco lights drop down with a disco ball and gandalf comes walking out in a straight cut white suit and dances like John Trovlta, sorry people for that horrible image but yeah that's what he did. While every one was busy throwing up at that sight Rina and Miranda snuck over to Boromirs cubicle and stole his buzzer, this was going to be fun.
"Okay we are back and that was extremely disturbing. Wait did you people go to a commercial like I said, no you had to show everyone that icky image that will forever be imprinted in our poor unsoiled minds."
"I did go to a commercial" said random filmmaker who doesn't need a name because he is too stupid.
"No you did not I apologize for all the Trolvota fans out their including my self."
"Yes I did"
"No you didn't"
"Yes I did"
"No you didn't"
"Yes I did"
"No you didn't"
"No. you'r right I didn't"
"Okay pack, I mean back to the show, the categories are T or F, the one ring, Morgoth. Sauron, oh hell I'm sick of you, pippin choose the category."
"T or f"
"True or false- do dwarf women have beards?"
"Who is Legolas" pippin
"Your fatter than a water buffalos back end when pmsing" yelled out a thourghly pissed Legolas. Boromir then had the bright idea to ring in, since he finally got the answer from looking in his dictionary and went to slam his hand down on the buzzer, and missed of course so that his hand just hit the cubicle. REALLY hard. A look of confusion crossed his face and Miranda and Rina sniggered.
" I think you missed, but go ahead Boromir"
"What is dumbwit"
"Yes I know you are, and that answers what I just said, but how about the question?" Boromir shook his head to say he didn't know "ok then on with the game pippin choose again."
"Morgoth, um, yeah"
"Are you religious?"
"HuH?" said all random people that we have yet to mention.
"ANSWER THE QUESTION! ITS SIMPLE! ITS YES OR NO!" yelled Miranda
"What is apple"
"Pippin go by yourself a life."
"Don't I have one?"
"Not a good one, and we are going away from the question."
"What is apple"
"Once again Boromir no!"
"Fine, Pippin choose again I give up on the last question."
"The oneish ring for one thousand"
"Ok, that's a hell of a lot of money, but moving on, is any one else noticing how much I swear? Ok the question, no pippin no ringing in that was not a question, the question is what on middle earth is under that glass bell?!?" he yelled out of shock as Miranda and Rina rolled out a large glass bell that had a large amount of foggy liquid gassy substance in the middle and slowly the top was picked up by the pair and slowly lifted so that within ten seconds all attending the meeting was snoring, yes the elves were snoring and quite loudly I must add, well all elves except Elrond who was still chatting away and had yet to take a breath in this ten minute span so that his face was beet red and growing purpler by the minute.
This substance had allowed Miranda and Rina to sneak back into Elronds study and find his rolladex. The latter flipped through and found a card that was labeled
Mr. Hart
Rivendell
Rina showing it to Miranda smiled and both ran off in search of this insanely indescribable man who has their great respect by also being insane, obviously, and was the pairs greatest person to annoy, well besides Gandalf and Elrond, but they shall be annoyed further for information on the whereabouts of this hero. They came upon a awake and semi drowsy council who the effects of the bell had won off and were looking fairly pissed. Rina and Miranda hid behind a pillar and watched as Elrond finally commenced his speech.
"I declare you people, well races standing in front of me the Fellowship of the ring" went on elrond. The meeting ended and all were dispersed to their rooms or where ever they were supposed to be. But before Miranda and Rina could go and ask Elrond where Mr. Hart was, Aragorn grabbed the two and pulled them into the nearest shop to buy their needed items to pack.
By the time they walked out, Aragorn had no money or anything that resembled money, wealth and jewelry on him, and had his arms full of bags that contained many items and useless junk that was just bought for the fact to make Aragorn broke. He finally dumped the objects into the assigned dungeon that was now the evil doers bedroom. He turned and ran afraid that he would be forced to do other unimaginable things that consisted of loosing even more money (get your mind out of the gutter). Rina and Miranda sat down pulled everything out of the bags and began packing.
Their bags now were filled with; five toothbrushes, seven toothpastes, 48 dental flosses, five deodorents and bath powder, three pain relievers (they had ran out of money to by more) and eight lip balms. It is funny that though Miranda and Rina are not the least bit interested in their appearance and hygiene, sometimes, they figured the men would need it more than they did, except for the pain reliever which was all Miranda's.
And the end of the day found them still packing these items, and as the shadows grew along the dungeon and they were found the morning they were to leave out cold on the ground, fast asleep, still needing more packing.
And so I dub thee a new chapture full of laughs, I hope this afternoon this article was published-. Rina has decided that she needs time off so the next three weeks might not be consisting of updates. Rina is Sorry that this one took so long but the exams had arrived and Rina needed to study. -Or so the Christmas tree published in the middlearthen most boringest news. Ok see you soon.! Oh and please please please review.
"See what women do to you, he was the smartest of all middle earth and she turned him into a blubbering fool." Elrond muttered under his breath. "Bloody stupid females"
"How dare you insult my race, or what ever race that is." Butt in Miranda
"Don't you mean gender?" asked some elf who does not matter
"Yeah that too." Replied Miranda while Everyone shakes their heads. Elrond returned to his very very long and boring speech so Gil-galad appeared, knowing for how much longer Elrond would go on and.
"Who here wants to play THIS IS MIDDLE EARTH JEOPARDY!" every member in the meeting sat up and began to pay attention to Gil-galad, "ok lets pick Boromir, Pippin and for our special guest we have Sauron.the eye not the armor, who lost his evil powers here, dun dun dun dun."
"Ok our categories are- Races, If your head, stood but a little, farther from the ground and alpha-beta. Sauron you go first"
"Ok" he turns his eye to a bush and begins to take a whiz.
"No, no, no now you have to pick a category and besides your killing the plant, and that was long don't you have trees or toilets in Mordor"
"No, the chip to my throne was stolen (I am referring to Lord of the toilets here) and I will take farther from the ground for three hundred"
"There's only one question for that category so of course it would have to be for three hundred, imbeciles, ok- the orcs have a cave this in Moria"
"Hair" rang in Boromir.
"No" replied Gil-galad.
"Torture" rang in Sauron.
"No"
"A troll! It's a troll, it nearly killed me. Wait this is before I died and we are in rivendell before this happened so how do I know that?"
"One, sorry you cant ring in twice, two you did not phrase it as a "what is" answer and three, I have no idea the all but powerful authoress thinks its funny. Ok Sauron choose again."
"Stood but a little"
"Gimli is the son of who?"
"Legolas" rang in pippin.
"No, wow are people really that stupid?"
"Hair" rang in Boromir.
"Yes I know I have the best" called out Legolas, "hair you idiots GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!"
"No" beep, beep rang the bell.
"sauron choose again"
"I will take races for seven hundred gilly gold fish"
"How do you kill an elf?"
"A large pointy ear" rang in Boromir.
"No"
"A broken hippo" rang in pippin.
"No."
"Hair" rang in Sauron.
"No"
"Fine then it must be torture" once again replied Sauron.
"NO! And how many times do I have to tell you people no double ringing in!" yelled Gilly, but not enough to shut up Elrond who was now going on about shoes and their being on fire, but no one really cared and its beside the point. So on with the game.
"Sauron your turn yet again, oh and to those who don't care, no one is winning in fact every one is so deep into this sh*t hole that they will never find their way out, but to Sauron and Boromir, they really don't seem to mind."
"I'll take if your head"
"Who hear braids his beard?"
"Legolas"
"No pippin"
"Legolas"
"No Sauron, are you people really this stupid yet again? This is never ending stupidity here"
"Huh, I'm offended, if you people haven't noticed elves don't have beards." Called out Legolas yet again from his seat.
"Legolas, I'm afraid for my life but I feel I have to tell you, have you ever looked down under?"
"Huh?"
"PUT YOUR MIND IN THE GUTTER! Well form the look on your face I see you still don't understand you simple minded fool. Sauron yet again the board is yours" Miranda and Rina sat in the back sniggering the whole time they wanted to play, it was not fair that no one seemed to notice them and their absent minded pranks.
"I eat alphabeta for six hundred"
"You really want to wager that much, wow you really must like sticking your head up your as*. Okay then, what is the name of my second cousin twice removed on his fathers side, damn fitly child"
"Pippin"
"No pippin that is not correct."
"Hair"
"No Boromir you imbecile go buy yourself some brains you really need it."
"Azh gab gablt"
"Since I have no idea what you just said, no wrongo get yourself an English language dictionary. Websters is nice this time of year, all the pretty pictures that you will, or at least might be able to understand. Anyways I didn't even know what his name is so..your all wrong. Okay that's it for round one when we return its double jeapordy time!"
Disco lights drop down with a disco ball and gandalf comes walking out in a straight cut white suit and dances like John Trovlta, sorry people for that horrible image but yeah that's what he did. While every one was busy throwing up at that sight Rina and Miranda snuck over to Boromirs cubicle and stole his buzzer, this was going to be fun.
"Okay we are back and that was extremely disturbing. Wait did you people go to a commercial like I said, no you had to show everyone that icky image that will forever be imprinted in our poor unsoiled minds."
"I did go to a commercial" said random filmmaker who doesn't need a name because he is too stupid.
"No you did not I apologize for all the Trolvota fans out their including my self."
"Yes I did"
"No you didn't"
"Yes I did"
"No you didn't"
"Yes I did"
"No you didn't"
"No. you'r right I didn't"
"Okay pack, I mean back to the show, the categories are T or F, the one ring, Morgoth. Sauron, oh hell I'm sick of you, pippin choose the category."
"T or f"
"True or false- do dwarf women have beards?"
"Who is Legolas" pippin
"Your fatter than a water buffalos back end when pmsing" yelled out a thourghly pissed Legolas. Boromir then had the bright idea to ring in, since he finally got the answer from looking in his dictionary and went to slam his hand down on the buzzer, and missed of course so that his hand just hit the cubicle. REALLY hard. A look of confusion crossed his face and Miranda and Rina sniggered.
" I think you missed, but go ahead Boromir"
"What is dumbwit"
"Yes I know you are, and that answers what I just said, but how about the question?" Boromir shook his head to say he didn't know "ok then on with the game pippin choose again."
"Morgoth, um, yeah"
"Are you religious?"
"HuH?" said all random people that we have yet to mention.
"ANSWER THE QUESTION! ITS SIMPLE! ITS YES OR NO!" yelled Miranda
"What is apple"
"Pippin go by yourself a life."
"Don't I have one?"
"Not a good one, and we are going away from the question."
"What is apple"
"Once again Boromir no!"
"Fine, Pippin choose again I give up on the last question."
"The oneish ring for one thousand"
"Ok, that's a hell of a lot of money, but moving on, is any one else noticing how much I swear? Ok the question, no pippin no ringing in that was not a question, the question is what on middle earth is under that glass bell?!?" he yelled out of shock as Miranda and Rina rolled out a large glass bell that had a large amount of foggy liquid gassy substance in the middle and slowly the top was picked up by the pair and slowly lifted so that within ten seconds all attending the meeting was snoring, yes the elves were snoring and quite loudly I must add, well all elves except Elrond who was still chatting away and had yet to take a breath in this ten minute span so that his face was beet red and growing purpler by the minute.
This substance had allowed Miranda and Rina to sneak back into Elronds study and find his rolladex. The latter flipped through and found a card that was labeled
Mr. Hart
Rivendell
Rina showing it to Miranda smiled and both ran off in search of this insanely indescribable man who has their great respect by also being insane, obviously, and was the pairs greatest person to annoy, well besides Gandalf and Elrond, but they shall be annoyed further for information on the whereabouts of this hero. They came upon a awake and semi drowsy council who the effects of the bell had won off and were looking fairly pissed. Rina and Miranda hid behind a pillar and watched as Elrond finally commenced his speech.
"I declare you people, well races standing in front of me the Fellowship of the ring" went on elrond. The meeting ended and all were dispersed to their rooms or where ever they were supposed to be. But before Miranda and Rina could go and ask Elrond where Mr. Hart was, Aragorn grabbed the two and pulled them into the nearest shop to buy their needed items to pack.
By the time they walked out, Aragorn had no money or anything that resembled money, wealth and jewelry on him, and had his arms full of bags that contained many items and useless junk that was just bought for the fact to make Aragorn broke. He finally dumped the objects into the assigned dungeon that was now the evil doers bedroom. He turned and ran afraid that he would be forced to do other unimaginable things that consisted of loosing even more money (get your mind out of the gutter). Rina and Miranda sat down pulled everything out of the bags and began packing.
Their bags now were filled with; five toothbrushes, seven toothpastes, 48 dental flosses, five deodorents and bath powder, three pain relievers (they had ran out of money to by more) and eight lip balms. It is funny that though Miranda and Rina are not the least bit interested in their appearance and hygiene, sometimes, they figured the men would need it more than they did, except for the pain reliever which was all Miranda's.
And the end of the day found them still packing these items, and as the shadows grew along the dungeon and they were found the morning they were to leave out cold on the ground, fast asleep, still needing more packing.
And so I dub thee a new chapture full of laughs, I hope this afternoon this article was published-. Rina has decided that she needs time off so the next three weeks might not be consisting of updates. Rina is Sorry that this one took so long but the exams had arrived and Rina needed to study. -Or so the Christmas tree published in the middlearthen most boringest news. Ok see you soon.! Oh and please please please review.
