This Chapter is dedicated to Hermione Weasley... the reviewer, NOT the character! Because, well, she likes YYH, FY and CCS ^-^;;;


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Mint- We worked for three hours on this chapter!

Double- Well...er we were kind of watching Charmed and downloading songs during half of it...

Mint- That reminds me, does anyone else besides us HATE Page?! GIVE ME PRUE BACK!

Double- I know!! :: listens to So Weird, 'The Rock':: Yes, we watch 'So Weird' as well... our fave episode is the Banshee one... love the song too^^

Mint- We downloaded them ^_^;; ... all ...

Double- Okay, enough embarrassing stuff about us-

Mint- ALTHOUGH, one Halloween... Double dressed as-

Double- NO, NO! Don't you dare, Mint!! ::Gags her twin::

Mint- ::Incoherent grumblings::

Double & Mint- ::Mint mumbles:: Here's the fic!

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Chapter: Chapter Nine aka The Boy Is Mine

Rating: PG 13

Warnings: The last time Pansy sings! and a er... angst... um... -censored- (That would be telling... )

Singers: Pansy and Harry, singing about Dobby ... JUST KIDDING! I'm sure we tricked you all^^ It's actually
about Draco...

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Pansy fumed in silence for a moment before she was able to regain her composure. With a deep breath out, she closed her eyes. God, she could feel a migraine forming. ( ::The authors silently cheer::)

This was not good. Not good at all. 'What am I gonna do?' She thought with a scowl. 'My tricks haven't worked yet. Damn it. Damn him. Damn his *boyfriend*' She made a noise of disgust. 'Damn them both.'
It wasn't like she was homophobic. I mean, half of her family was gay. It was a wonder she wasn't. Though she did catch herself staring at that Lavender girl for more than nessasary. But that was another thing all together.

She sighed, what will she do now?

She seriously wished she had a fag.

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"You sure you don't want me to walk you?" Draco asked, leaning against his dorm frame.

"Oh, aren't you sweet." Harry winked.

Draco scowled, "I just don't want anything to happen to you," He grumbled, almost incoherently.

"I'm sure, love. But don't fret, I can take care of myself."

"I still wish you had you're Invisibility Cloak."

"Same here, but Si- er... someone wanted to use it."

Draco nodded his head, "Alright." He sighed, "You best be going then. I don't know when the others will be back. Are you positive you don't want me to walk with you?"

"I'm sure my fellow Gryffindors would *love* that." Harry rolled his eyes.

He sniffed, "I don't care what they think. Bloody idiots, the whole lot of them."

The raven haired boy grinned, "Just because you're jealous you don't have to-"

"Me?! *Jealous*!" He sputtered.

Before he could say anything else, Harry quickly placed a chaste kiss on his lips. "See you later."

"Fine." Draco sighed, crossing his arms in a pout.

The Gryffindor just grinned as he ran down the boy's dormitory stairs and out of the Slytherin Common Room.

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Pansy stepped out from behind the statue of Jennie The Jealous and continued down the corridor, with a scowl permanently placed on her ugly features.

Thats when the trouble started.

CRASH

Harry swore under his breath as he tried to help up the un known person he had run over. Of course, it was kind of hard since his glasses had been thrown off in the crash.

"Don't touch me! I can do it myself," Mumbled a pissed off Pansy as she dusted off her robes. When she turned to look at who she had ran into, her face lit up with joy. With a smug look she handed Harry his glasses and waited.

"Thanks, I- ACK!" Harry stumbled back a step with surprise.

"Why hello, Potter." She positively purred, stepping into Harry's personal space.

"Pansy, er.. hi..." He fumbled for words as he kept backing up, eventually running in to the wall.

She grinned evilly as music began to play in the background, she then started to sing.
"Excuse me, can I please talk to you for a minute?"

Harry blinked triple time, this must be *one* song if it made Pansy actually sound polite. But hey, go with the flow.
"Uh huh, sure, you know it's kind of weird talking to a Slytherin."

She scoffed,
"Yeah, well it's not too pleasant talking to a Gryffindor either."

"Besides Harry, You're boyfriends a Slytherin!" George grinned, enjoying the reaction on Pansy's face. Fred quickly reappeared next to his brother, as if coming form the darkness itself. Like always.

Pansy snarled out the rest of her line,
"I just wanted to know do you know
somebody named you,
you know his name."

Harry felt a sudden urge of confidence as he sang his part and stepped closer towards the female Slytherin.
"Oh, yeah definitely I know his name."

"I just wanted to let you know he's mine." She smiled cruelly.

Cold defiance flared up in his eyes,
"Huh..no no, Draco's mine."

It was like some primitive dance, the twins mused, as they watched Pansy and Harry circle each other.

"You need to give it up."

"Yeah! He's gay!" Fred and George cheered, interrupting the other Gryffindor.

He cast an amused look in their direction as he continued his verse,
"Had about enough.
It's not hard to see,
the boy is mine." With that sentence he took a step forward and put his face mere inches from hers.
"I think it's time we got this straight... er... I mean gay...?"

Snorting could be heard from the twins.

Blushing slightly, he resumed the song,
"let's sit and talk face to face- "

"You actually *want* to see that face? We're just in the same room, and we've already gone blind!" The two comics groaned, covering their eyes.

Harry tried not to laugh,
"There is no way you could mistake him for your man,
Are you insane?"

Pansy sneered and pushed him backwards a step as she gained control,
"See I know that you may be
just a bit jealous of me-"

The raven haired boy burst into laughter, Fred and George following.

She glared at them all,
"Cause' you're blind if you can't see,
that his love is all in me."

Harry managed to control his laughter long enough to add malice into his verse,
"See I tried to hesitate,
I didn't want to say what he told me..." He trailed off.

"Go on, Harry! Say it!" Cheered Fred.

He nodded his head and began again,
"He said without me,
he couldn't make it through the day,
ain't that a shame." Harry smirked.

Pansy glared at him as she sang,
"And maybe you misunderstood,
'Cause I can't see how he could
wanna change something that's so good.
All of my love was all it took."

"Yeah, took him to turn gay..." George muttered, loud enough for her to hear.

Much to both of their detaste, they began to sang this verse in unison,
"You need to give it up.
Had about enough.
It's not hard to see,
the boy is mine.
I'm sorry that you
seem to be confused.
He belongs to me
the boy is mine."

Pansy took the initiative and shoved the other boy out of her way, Harry fell ungracefully at her feet. She grinned coldly down at him.
"Must you do the things you do
Keep on acting like a fool
You need to know it's me not you
And if you didn't know it boy it's true."

"Then why did he bloody dump you!" Argued the two Weasley boys, who were helping Harry up.

"Minor technicality." She rolled her eyes.

With a mumbled thanks, The-Boy-Who-Lived stood up to face Pansy,
"I think that you should realize,
And try to understand why
He is a part of my life
I know it's killing you inside."

"Oh, just let us kill her..." The twins trailed off, advancing on the Slytherin, grim looks on their identical faces.

"You can say what you wanna say.
What we have you can't take-"

"He already did!" George shouted, as Pansy moved back a step.

With a startled glance at the two boys, she continued,
"From the truth you can't escape .
I can tell the real from the fake."

"Like you're hair color?" Offered Fred, who seemed to be holding his brother back.

Harry put an arm on the struggling boy and started his verse,
"When will you get the picture.
You're the past, I'm the future
Get away it's my time to shine
if you didn't know the boy is mine."

Calming down slightly, the red haired boys circled the Slytherin and sang their own part,
"You need to give it up.
Had about enough.
It's not hard to see,
the boy is Harry's.
I'm sorry that you
seem to be confused.
He belongs to him
the boy is his." They each flicked an eyebrow up, a signal for Pansy to start again... if she dared.

With a sneer directed towards the twins, which sent Fred into holding his brother back again, she walked closer to the other Gryffindor.
"You may have destroyed this love I've found for now,
But your silly games I won't allow.
The boy will be mine again without a doubt,
You might as well throw in the towel."

Harry finally became aggressive and gently ( This *is* Harry, after all!) pushed Pansy backwards, cornering her in.
"What makes you think that he wants you, He DID break up with you!
when I'm the one that brought him to
This special place thats in my heart,
Cause he was my love right from the start."

"Bastard," She snarled taking a step towards him.
"He belongs to me,"

Harry pushed her backwards a step and came forward,
"The boy is mine, not yours."

"But mine!," She answered, coming closer to his face.

"Oh, god. Is she going to kiss him?!" George whispered to Fred.

"He's a brave man, our Harry..."

"Not yours!" He pushed his face closer, glaring at her with... pity?

THAT pissed her off more then anything.
"But mine!" She growled.

"Not yours!"

"But mine!"

Harry simply shook his head, the look of pity still in his eyes as he backed off.

She struggled to make him angry again, it was as if she wasn't worth it!
"Not yours!"

He grinned at her, that famous swoon worthy grin that made all the girls (And some guys ^_~ ) go crazy, except of course, Pansy... maybe she WAS gay... He sang the last verse now,
"I'm sorry that you
seem to be confused.
He belongs to me
Draco is mine."

George grinned at his brother, "Well... I think I know who won this one,"

"Go Harry!" Fred cheered.

"Shut up Weasels!" Snarled Pansy as she stormed out of the room in a fit of outrage... and surrender...

Harry turned to look at his fellow Gryffindors, "Draco will love this," He smiled a smile full of triumph.

"You're fighting over him now, huh?" Came a cold and detached voice over by the door.

All three of them turned and stared at Ron, mouths hanging open.

"Don't be so surprised. I saw you two kissing, and now this? Takes no genius to figure out whats going on. Oh and thanks for telling me, *mate*." He said, thick with sarcasm.

"Wait Ron, You have it all wrong! I -"

The youngest Weasley boy held up his hand to stop Harry from continuing, with a glare on his face he sang out,
"Don't speak,"

Fred and George looked at each other and cringed, will there *ever* be a happy ending?!

From a nearby painting, a giggling fat woman whispered to her husband, "The Dark Lord will love this!"

The old man turned to his wife, "We should first tell The Dark Lady of this turn of events, after all, it *is* her brother..."

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AN: Okay, for all of you who didn't get that...

Mint- You have to wait!

Double- Thought we were going to explain it, huh?

Mint- ::Cackles:: Neverrrrr!

Double- ::Grins:: Aren't we just *evil*?

Mint- I bet all the Angel of Death stuff is throwing you off too, eh?

Double- Muahaha! That was actually a sperm (Ha ha Nick!!)... er.. spur of the moment kind of thing... it's all of Mint's fault!

Mint- Yup^_^

Double- Guess we'll just see what happens in the next chapter!

Double & Mint- Here's to the reviewers!

Cornsilk- We would love to read you're poems^^ We'll even review too! And yes, Bakura is a hottie! Spike, from Cowboy Bebop?? We thought he was kind of ugly... ::Ducks from flying objects:: But Kurama and Hiei... ::Drools:: Gawd! Thats a WHOLE another story... Oh yeah, the next chapter will be dedicated to you ^_^

Scap- We've missed you! ::Huggles:: Please get better soon! Thanks for the food! We'll split it with ya ^_~ ---- thats our fave face! Heh... heh... ::Sweat drops:: You're the only one who's asked about the man and woman! So we wrote the answer just for you... though, it might be kind of hard to understand... Oh well!

Bienfoy- I wish I had a little brother... (Mint- ::Thwaks::) I mean, I LOVE my little sister ^^;; er... And this story is long? (Double- I thought it was kind of short...) But you're the reader, we just write it! Hehehe^^ ::Eats lettuce::

Hermione Weasley- Why is everyone in love with him? Some one send us a pic ;-; You like YYH too? We adore you now!! FY is wicked as well!! Oh yeah, I've read that fic too^^


:: Out of NOWHERE Kurama and Hiei (from Yu Yu Hakusho) pop up.::

Kurama- I thought you said you never got lost?

Hiei- Hn. Stupid fox.

Kurama- ::Sighs::

Double & Mint- ::Stares, mouth hanging open::

Hiei- Damn. Ningens.

Kurama- Don't be rude, Hiei. Hello, I am Youko Kur-

Double- MINE! ::Jumps Kurama::

Mint- MINE! ::Jumps Hiei::

Kurama & Hiei- Ouchies....::Starts to run away::

Kurama- Hiei carry me... then run!!

Hiei- What?! Why?

Kurama- Because your the fast runner!

Hiei- ::Watches the insane twins:: Screw you! ::Runs::

Kurama- ::Blinks:: Damn Demon! Wait up! Don't leave me here!! ::Chases after the fire demon... who he is secreatly in love with... (Wink, wink... nudge, nudge) ::

Double and Mint- Noooooo!! ::Runs after them::

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