This chapter is dedicated to Blood-Covered-Ivory and her pet rock, Ned! Cause she's great and gave us a link to a wonderful Ginny and Tom fanart! Bow down to her greatness! ::Bows down::
Disclaimer: This song belongs to ::Chokes:: Britney Spears... and not to us, THANK GOD!
Mint- I know one of our reviewers wanted Pansy to sing a Britney Spears song, so she could throw things at her... but... like we said before-
Double- This Fanfic will be totally different from every other fanfic in the universe. Seriously.
Mint- We have so many twists and turns coming up that we even get lost and surprise ourselves.
Double- So, when you think you know what will happen... most likely, you don't.
Mint- Believe me, we're so NOT joking here.
Double- This reminds me of a favorite quote of ours...
Mint & Double- When you think you do have it... you don't have it! And when you think you don't have it... you STILL don't have it!! (So true, so true!)
[ Direct quote from the Anime series 'Love Hina' ]
Double & Mint- Hehehe! And just to warn you, when this fic ends (Which won't be for a while)... it will be a HUGE cliffhanger... which means, you'll have to read the Sequel!
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Chapter: Thirteen aka I'm a Slave 4 U (Gawd! Can't that ditz SPELL?!)
Ratings: Not for the faint of heart...
Singers: Guess...
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"How *dare* you!"
"Hermione, I just-"
"No! You better shut up, Ronald, before I have to make you!"
Ron looked aghast, only his mum called him 'Ronald' and only when he was in *deep* trouble. He glanced at Hermione.
He blanched, oh yeah, he was in *big* trouble. Hermione looked ready to kill him... he idily wondered where he placed his wand.
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"She's the last one of you're friends we have to tell, right?" Draco questioned, as he pulled back for air.
Harry scratched his head, "Er... I think so."
"Maybe you should make a list," The Slytherin stated dryly.
"Nah." Harry grinned, "Not enough paper."
"Oh, ha bloody ha." Draco said, thick with sarcasm.
Harry smiled, at this moment, he couldn't care less about anyone. Well, anyone except for the perfect person in his arms. Screw Ron. Not literally, mind you.
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"Maybe we should go check on Ginny."
Fred looked at his twin, "... What?"
"You know, Ginny... our sister..."
Fred looked blankly at him for a few moments, but then the meaning cut through the haze in his mind and he sighed, " Oh yeah, her. But I thought we were... busy right now..."
George raised an eyebrow, "Were we now?"
His brother grinned, " I thought so... but now, looking at you, I change my mind.."
His twin gasped and laughed, "We're twins, you bloody fool!"
"You'll be bloody in a minute if you don't kiss me," Fred winked.
George mocked sigh, "Is that all I'm good for then?"
"Yup."
THWAK
George looked quite proud of himself as he stared down at his twin, who was currently rubbing his now sore head.
"I get it, I get it." Fred replied dryly as he stood up. "Lets go find our *dear* sister."
His twin just grinned and put an arm around his shoulder as they walked out of the closet. ( Get it? Get it? hahaha.... Sorry... hehe...)
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Virgina frowned for a moment.
"Whats wrong, my sweet?" Tom asked, looking down at his wife with a concerned look.
Snape nearly choked on thin air, 'Concerned?!'
"Tom... I thought he was a spy for Dumbledore. Do you trust him?" She asked, looking up at her husband.
"My wife here makes an interesting point. How do I know I can really trust you?"
"I... I no longer work as a spy, M'Lord. Dumbledore is too kind hearted and stupid to understand the true meaning of power, or to use it. But you do. I.. I want to learn."
Tom nodded and looked back at his wife, "Do you know him, love?"
She sighed, "Yes. He's my Potion's teacher."
"Really?" He drawled, "Would you like him as a... servant?"
Virgina thought about it briefly, "That would be quite useful..."
"Especially in you're condition." Tom added in.
"Condition? What do you mean...?" Snape asked, confused.
"Crucio!" Ginny and Tom snarled together, pointing their wands at the, now in pain, Professor.
"How dare you speak out of turn! And so rudely, too. You'll need to do better then that if you wan't to rejoin my forces." Tom sneered, watching as Snape rolled in agony on the floor.
"He'll need training," Virgina added, pocketing her wand.
"Yes. And lots of disipline." He sighed. lazily he called back the curse and waited for Snape to straight himself out.
"I'm sorry, Master. I mean't no offense. I was merely interested, thats all. Please.. forgive me," He managed through gasps of breaths, his head lowered.
"Since you apologized so nicely, Severus, you may hear our wonderful news." Tom smirked, tightening his grip around his wife.
Virgina smiled down at him, "You may have met me, Snape, but you have yet to meet our heir." She laid a hand on her stomach, "He or she shall arrive in less then seven months."
"Would you like to be the godfather?" Tom asked coldy, his smug laughter echoing in the room.
"But.. but... Master! She's only a child!"
That stopped his laughter, he turned to look at his wife, "Would you like to?"
"My pleasure," Virgina growled as she picked up her skirts to walk over and kneel next to her teacher, "Scream for me," She purred. "Crucio!"
Snape was, once again, overcome by excrutionating pain.
Lucky for Virgina, he screamed.
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"Should we knock?"
George shrugged, "She's our sister... I don't think we have to..."
"Yeah, I mean we've seen her naked!"
Silence. Then blink.
"You've seen her naked?"
Fred blushed, "Purely accidental! You know I'm gay!"
George narrowed his eyes, "You better be."
"You know I go for brothers, not sisters! Well, Rons kind of got a thing going with Harry, and Percy... well, it's Percy! Plus, Bill and Charlie are together... but! oh.. nevermind!
His twin coughed, "Well... erm... lets go in."
"After you,"
George bit his lip and opened the door, "If I get hit with anything.. you're going down." He muttered as he stepped into the room.
"Hey, the Prefects get bigger rooms then we do!"
"Thats not fair!"
Fred suddenly stopped, his face turning deathly pale. "Oh God..."
George became instantly worried, "What?"
All Fred could do was point at a picture on Ginny's vanity.
His twin choked back a gasp as he stared at the moving picture of Ginny and Lord Voldermort.
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Ginny giggled as she watched Snape scream in agony, "He's quite fun to watch!"
"I'm glad.... someones... having fun..." Snape groaned from the floor.
Ginny instantly frowned, "What did you say?" She growled, standing up.
"Arrrrrrgggg..." He moaned in pain. Extreme pain.
A nasty side effect of the Cruciatus Curse, was that when the caster of the spell gets more filled with anger... the pain increases. Greatly.
Unfortunately, Snape just found that out. "Fuck..."
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"Draco! You *can't* kill Ron!" Laughed Harry, his arms wrapped around Draco's waist.
"Hmp, well why bloody not!" He demanded. A very adorable pout on his face.
"Because... because.. Hermione will miss him.." Harry suggested, raking a hand through his hair.
Draco snorted, "I highly doubt that."
"Well then... er... just don't... yeah... okay?" Harry frowned, he didn't know why he couldn't think of a reason to keep Ron alive... maybe that was a bad thing...
The Slytherin suddenly turned serious, "He hurt you, Harry."
"Yeah, he did." The Gryffindor sighed, cringing at the memory of his break down. Thankfully, Draco was there to hold him... and to love him. Harry smiled.
"I know he did, love." Now Draco sighed, "Look, I wan't revenge. I know you Gryffindors are kind of against the whole vengence thing, but hey, I'm a Slytherin. It's what we do. So, basically what I'm saying is that, I wan't him to feel the pain he caused to you. I wan't him to suffer. No one hurts you, Harry. No one. I'll take care of you."
As if under a spell, Harry laid his head on Draco's shoulder. The other boy embraced him tightly. "No one will ever hurt you again..."
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Ginny laughed as she walked back over to her husband, "I think he will do nicely."
Tom smiled, "Of course, darling, we have to make sure he... is truthfully on our side."
"Do I get to curse him again?" She asked... a little *too* excitedly.
"Not right now, love. Maybe it's time for our new... toy, to speak."
Ginny pouted, but turned to glare at Snape, who was gasping for breath on the stone floor, his hand over his chest, as if making sure he still had a heart beat.
Tom looked at Snape, a cold smile on his face. "Why should I trust you *now* Severus? You betrayed us once... how do I know you won't repeat that action again? Prove to us, where you're loyalites lie."
Snape bowed his head to his lord, and his lady. "Master, I know that in the past.. I had made a few.. errors in judgement. But, I can promise you, this time is different. I'm now fully ready to embrace the dark side with open arms. And open eyes. Please... I beg for you're forgiveness."
"That you will have to earn. But you still need to convince me that I can trust you once more." Tom drawled, gracefully dropping into a throne behind him. Ginny followed suite and sat down in a slightly smaller throne beside him. Out of the shadows roughly thrity to fourty Deatheaters apparated beside their Masters. They had come to watch the betrayer make amends... or die. Most were hoping for the latter.
Severus nodded his head and stood up, a bit shakily, and stood bravely in front of The Dark Lord and his new Dark Lady and his fellow Deatheaters. He began to sing,
"I know I may be young-"
Lucius snorted.
Snape chose to ignore that,
"But my loyalities lie with you
And I know I need to serve
You like what Wormtails doing."
"Damn right! Master I-" Wormtail yelled out, but was swiftly cut off by multiple wands pointed directly at him. He gulped and closed his mouth.
"Continue, Severus." Voldermort commaded, looking mildly interested. Virgina just glared.
"So let me join and just listen
All you Deatheaters look at me
Like I'm such a betrayer-
Well did you ever think It'd be
Okay for me to lie to Dumbledore?"
"Prat... Dumbledore..." Muttered Voldermort angrily. Virgina just patted his shoulder soothingly.
Snape continued,
"Always saying
Dumbledore let me into the club."
Virgina stared thoughtfully for a moment, "Order of The Phoenix... that could be useful," She pondered to her husband. He smiled in return. What a good little wife.
"Well I'm just tryin' to find out why,
'Cause Voldie's who I love, yeah" Snape winked, but then backed away when Virgina *leapt* out of her throne. Wand in hand, and a dangerous glint in her outraged eyes.
Lucius couldn't help himself, he chuckled lightly.
Then sqeaked when he suddenly became a ferret. (A BOUNCING ferret... ::Snickers::)
Virgina clamly walked back to her throne... then stopped, looked... and sat in her husband's lap. A triump gleam in her eyes.
Snape blinked... and continued,
"Get it, get it, get it, get it..."
"Voldie..." The Deatheaters chanted.
"Get it, get it, get it, get it..."
"Voldie..." They repeated again.
"Get it, get it, get it, get it..." Snape sang once more.
"Voldie... and Virgina..." The Deatheaters hissed for the last time.
Severus gained more confident as he noticed most of the Deatheaters swaying to his song,
"I know I may come off a liar,
I may come off untrue.
But I don't feel like dying," He cringed.
"Unless I'm dying with you, Dark lord." He quickly added, noticing the look on his Master's face.
"When I see this evil guy
I think, 'What's practical, what's logical
What the hell, who cares?'
All I know is that I'm so happy
When I'm bowing here." Saying that, he bowed low to the ground. His black robes pooling on the ground around him.
Tom Riddle nodded once, a sign that he could rise. "Get to the point, Severus." He drawled with a pointed look.
"Y... y.... yes Master..." He stuttered as he continued with,
"I'm a slave for you...
I cannot hold it, I cannot control it...
I'm a slave for you...
I'll never deny it, I'm not trying to hide it..." He then rolled up his sleeve to show his ever present Dark Mark.
"I have one of those too..." Wormtail muttered forlornly.
"Voldie, don't you wanna let me join with you?" Snape asked.
Tom Riddle vaugely wondered why everyone insisted on calling him that... but then he saw something he'd never seen before...
Fred and George Weasley suddenly popped up, "He just wants to join with you!" They sang in perfect unison.
"What the bloody hell..." Lucius exclaimed, eyeing the twins. Who knew ferrets could talk? Or eye people for that matter...
"To this time and place.
Don't you want me to join with you?"
"He's soooooo ready!" Fred and George shouted gleefully.
"Okay!! Whats going on?! Who the hell are the redheads?" Lucius shouted again in confusion.
Virgina meekly looked out behind her throne, she had been hiding there once she saw her older brothers suddenly pop in. She seriously hoped they hadn't seen her, it would ruin there plans! She ducked back down again, swearing underneath her breath.
"I wan't to leave behind Dumbledore and Potter." Snape sang once more.
Taking this as a cue to give their opinons, the Deatheaters started to chorus in,
"Let him join!"
"He won't betray us!"
"He's ready!"
Tom Riddle raised an eyebrow.
"Get it, get it, get it, get it..." Snape began to sing again.
"Voldie..." The Deatheaters chanted softly.
"Get it, get it, get it, get it..."
"Voldie..." They added.
"Get it, get it, get it, get it..." Snape said once more... with feeling ( ^____^ )
"Voldie... and Virgina..." The Deatheaters hissed for the last time.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!" Chorused Fred and George, grinning as they walked closer to Tom Riddle... and, ultimately, Virgina.
"I really wanna join tonight with you, I just can't help myself,
I really wanna do what you want me to..."
"Killing Dumbledore, for an example?" Tom asked, flicking his eyebrows upwards, a mocking look upon his face.
Snape cringed inwardly at the thought of killing his lover... (Didn't see THAT one coming, did ya?)
Changing the topic, Severus sang,
"I just feel I let myself go
I really wanna join tonight with you."
"Wanna see him move?" The Weasley Twins winked, moving more and more closer to the Dark Lord and his hidden wife.
He began to dance,
"I'm a slave for you...
I cannot hold it, I cannot control it...
I'm a slave for you...
I'll never deny it, I'm not trying to hide it..." Snape ended the song. He then looked hopefully up at Tom, "Master?"
Tom Riddle stayed quiet for a few more moments, a pensive look on his face. With a sigh and a backward glance at his missing wife he replied, "Hmm... it seems you will stay loyal... one question though, would you cut you're hand off for me?"
"But... Master... I... I already-"
Severus shot a death glare at Wormtail, that made him shut up, and stated calmly, "Of course, M'Lord."
Tom nodded, "Then yes, Severus. You may join us once again. Although, you must go through training first..." He smiled coldly. "Starting today you are now the *loyal* servant of my lovely wife,"
"Wife?" Mouthed the identical twins.
Virgina took a deep breath, placing a cold smirk on her face, she bravely stepped out from behind the thrones. "Thank you, love."
Fred and George's mouth dropped open and they both shouted together,
"GINNY?!"
"It's Virgina, and the Dark Lady now." Squeaked Lucius coldly, after all, he WAS still a ferret...
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AN: Whats going to happen now?!
Mint- Is Snape really on the eeeevvvvvviiiiiilllllll side now?
Double- When is Ginny having her baby?
Mint- And what will Molly Weasley's opinon be? I mean, don't you need PERMISSION to marry the Dark lord?
Double- And why aren't Fred and George freaking out that Snape is trying to rejoin the Deatheaters??
Mint- And will Lucius stay a ferret forever?!
All this (and maybe none) revealed in the next chapter!
Here's to the reviewers...
Animegurl- ::Looks around:: Didn't they already snog? Shirtless Harry? ::Grins:: I want shirtless Fred and George!!
Cornsilk- Ron and Ginny? Ewww.... Ginny and Voldie forever^^ Jastin, you need to get you're priorities straight... straight? Get it? Get it? Sorry... we have WAY to much fun with that...
Tomoyo No Miko- Wheres you're name from? Or did you just make it up? o.o; Anyway, we like it! Yes, we love when the plot thickens... makes great soup! ::Stirs cauldron and cackles::
Bubblie Bunnie- Colin Creevy? ::Shudders:: He's even too scary for us! With that camera... steals souls... plus, his brother's dating the squid. That just screams.. er... "AHHHHHHH!". Yeah... .;
Rosey Wolloe- Cookie Pizza... ooo... goes good with Plot Soup... Draco with Volide? ::Stops and thinks:: We never thought of that before! ... I think you just did the fanworld a huge no-no... But we like Ginny and Voldie... and Voldie JR! Or is it Tom Riddle the Third... But why would he name his baby after the father who he hates? or maybe... he's IN LOVE with his father... no wait, thats just SICK and WRONG! ... even for us...
SatanicGnomes- I'd hate to make this fic garggahiffied. Hehehe... new words are fun... but, make Pansy fall in love with Harry? ::Shudders:: I think I'm going to be sick... :: See's image of them snogging:: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! You've killed us! ::Dies::
thebrunetteditz- Sequel is already in the works! And we love it! So much more ansty and scary and and and and... it's great^-^; Whats the songy called? And who do you suggest singing it? We'd love to know!
Sugar_Pixie- Thanks! We feel so special now... we think this fic is funny too... I mean, we crack up when we're writing it. Then again, we make jokes about it too... and when Double spells things wrong while typing... Mint teases her... "The Drak Lord will live on forever!" -_-;
shadowjardis- Faster? You jinxed us! Nooooo! ::Cries:: Actually... if you check out our last message from our Yahoo! Group (The link is in our profile) we explain why we have been taking so long...
Scap- Ron does quite suck at times... (I know what you're all thinking! But I didn't mean it like that!) We are evil, aren't we? ::Continues to stir cauldron full of Plot Soup and cackles louder... then adds in badgers:: Yumm.... =P You got the main part? YAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!! ::Cheers and dances:: We're so proud^^ And whats the songys? You know we love you so much! Stupid 3 year crush.. ::Kicks him:: Guys are dense. Thats just it. DENSE! You should meet Mint's boyfriend ::Rolls her eyes:: Last night, at Homecoming... he was playing HACKI SACK! ::Smacks him:: Stupid Zack... (Mint- HEY! It wasn't just him! Katie's boyfriend and Kristin's boyfriend were playing too! Just because YOU'RE date was anti-social and wanted to TALK all night, doesn't mean MINE has to be-) :: Screen fades to black as you hear Double and Mint fighting in the background:: Sorry about that... We love you though, so don't worry!
Khrystyne- We'll read you're ficy^^ Well, Double usually reads them... but she fills Mint in on the plot of the story, so don't hurt her! ::Protects twin sister from random flying objects:: Hehe... Ron is a stupid bastard! ::kicks Ron::
Blood-Covered-Ivory- Love the name! You actually understood them?? I'm impressed! (No sarcasm) Sometimes we don't even understand them! We loved the picture! Thanks so much for the link! It's our new favorite fanart! We gotta print it out... This chapter is dedicated to you... and Ned! ::Hugs Ned:: You should check out this fanart site, her pictures are amazing! We have a whole binder dedicated to them... http://www.geocities.com/shins_hp_art/
She-Wolf- Thanks! We love to be insane! ::Adds it to The Plot Soup::
kitty*kat- But.. but.. ::Holds on to hair:: We don't wanna shave it off! And Ginny is great evil... so much fun to write... evillllll Ginny... We should start a fanclub! I bet she has a million Voldie nightlights...
SirusBlackRules- You know us so well... see, we love Fred and George... they're great together. So perfect and wonderful. If you can't see that... then, well, you need to read some good F/G fics. We can recommend a few... but we like the death ones. When Fred or George dies and the other suffers.. then he kills himself... er... sorry.... we're evil and twisted .; But we still love you! Just don't diss F/G.. ^_^; Next chapter is dedicated to you! Will there be F/G? Guess you'll have to wait to find out... are we *really* that mean?
... Yes... ^-^;
Sika-Chan- Umi-Chan! You know you're our best friend. Nothing will EVER change that. I mean... Mint was going to take you to the prom before she started dating Zack! And Double has Chris... but at least you don't have Steven anymore! ::Shudders:: Longer hair then you, is just WRONG! (SICK and WRONG!) ::Mint hides behind a chair:: Well... er... I dated Tai... -_-; But, we're best buds till the end. We've been through it all. Two hour long bus rides, annoying freshmans, breaking you're glasses before you had to drive home so you wore Doubles', driving over a CLIFF, flying batteries & deorderant & chalk and everything else, horrible fanfics, horrible fanarts, lunches, reading each others books... We could go on and on... Plus, we lived through KELLY! I mean, come on! Now THATS tough. I think we got off subject, oh well, we love you! And anime... ^______^
:: The identical twins continue to stir their Plot Soup, they are wearing huge black pointy hats and black robes... lined with blood (red)... they continue to cackle and add random objects( Zack, Chris, Steven, Sean, Scaps' mean crush, annoying Freshmen and slash flamers...). They suddenly stop and realize that they are missing some ingredients. Double looks around and grins evily... in a matter of moments, she has Mint in the cauldron. But while she's laughing, doubled over and crying, Mint reaches out and grabs Double and pulls her into the cauldron as well. But before both of them vanish into the Plot Soup... they yank Umi-Chan(Amy/Sika-Chan/Trevor) into the cauldron as well... then dissapear into the depths of insanity... ::
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Disclaimer: This song belongs to ::Chokes:: Britney Spears... and not to us, THANK GOD!
Mint- I know one of our reviewers wanted Pansy to sing a Britney Spears song, so she could throw things at her... but... like we said before-
Double- This Fanfic will be totally different from every other fanfic in the universe. Seriously.
Mint- We have so many twists and turns coming up that we even get lost and surprise ourselves.
Double- So, when you think you know what will happen... most likely, you don't.
Mint- Believe me, we're so NOT joking here.
Double- This reminds me of a favorite quote of ours...
Mint & Double- When you think you do have it... you don't have it! And when you think you don't have it... you STILL don't have it!! (So true, so true!)
[ Direct quote from the Anime series 'Love Hina' ]
Double & Mint- Hehehe! And just to warn you, when this fic ends (Which won't be for a while)... it will be a HUGE cliffhanger... which means, you'll have to read the Sequel!
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Chapter: Thirteen aka I'm a Slave 4 U (Gawd! Can't that ditz SPELL?!)
Ratings: Not for the faint of heart...
Singers: Guess...
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"How *dare* you!"
"Hermione, I just-"
"No! You better shut up, Ronald, before I have to make you!"
Ron looked aghast, only his mum called him 'Ronald' and only when he was in *deep* trouble. He glanced at Hermione.
He blanched, oh yeah, he was in *big* trouble. Hermione looked ready to kill him... he idily wondered where he placed his wand.
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"She's the last one of you're friends we have to tell, right?" Draco questioned, as he pulled back for air.
Harry scratched his head, "Er... I think so."
"Maybe you should make a list," The Slytherin stated dryly.
"Nah." Harry grinned, "Not enough paper."
"Oh, ha bloody ha." Draco said, thick with sarcasm.
Harry smiled, at this moment, he couldn't care less about anyone. Well, anyone except for the perfect person in his arms. Screw Ron. Not literally, mind you.
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"Maybe we should go check on Ginny."
Fred looked at his twin, "... What?"
"You know, Ginny... our sister..."
Fred looked blankly at him for a few moments, but then the meaning cut through the haze in his mind and he sighed, " Oh yeah, her. But I thought we were... busy right now..."
George raised an eyebrow, "Were we now?"
His brother grinned, " I thought so... but now, looking at you, I change my mind.."
His twin gasped and laughed, "We're twins, you bloody fool!"
"You'll be bloody in a minute if you don't kiss me," Fred winked.
George mocked sigh, "Is that all I'm good for then?"
"Yup."
THWAK
George looked quite proud of himself as he stared down at his twin, who was currently rubbing his now sore head.
"I get it, I get it." Fred replied dryly as he stood up. "Lets go find our *dear* sister."
His twin just grinned and put an arm around his shoulder as they walked out of the closet. ( Get it? Get it? hahaha.... Sorry... hehe...)
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Virgina frowned for a moment.
"Whats wrong, my sweet?" Tom asked, looking down at his wife with a concerned look.
Snape nearly choked on thin air, 'Concerned?!'
"Tom... I thought he was a spy for Dumbledore. Do you trust him?" She asked, looking up at her husband.
"My wife here makes an interesting point. How do I know I can really trust you?"
"I... I no longer work as a spy, M'Lord. Dumbledore is too kind hearted and stupid to understand the true meaning of power, or to use it. But you do. I.. I want to learn."
Tom nodded and looked back at his wife, "Do you know him, love?"
She sighed, "Yes. He's my Potion's teacher."
"Really?" He drawled, "Would you like him as a... servant?"
Virgina thought about it briefly, "That would be quite useful..."
"Especially in you're condition." Tom added in.
"Condition? What do you mean...?" Snape asked, confused.
"Crucio!" Ginny and Tom snarled together, pointing their wands at the, now in pain, Professor.
"How dare you speak out of turn! And so rudely, too. You'll need to do better then that if you wan't to rejoin my forces." Tom sneered, watching as Snape rolled in agony on the floor.
"He'll need training," Virgina added, pocketing her wand.
"Yes. And lots of disipline." He sighed. lazily he called back the curse and waited for Snape to straight himself out.
"I'm sorry, Master. I mean't no offense. I was merely interested, thats all. Please.. forgive me," He managed through gasps of breaths, his head lowered.
"Since you apologized so nicely, Severus, you may hear our wonderful news." Tom smirked, tightening his grip around his wife.
Virgina smiled down at him, "You may have met me, Snape, but you have yet to meet our heir." She laid a hand on her stomach, "He or she shall arrive in less then seven months."
"Would you like to be the godfather?" Tom asked coldy, his smug laughter echoing in the room.
"But.. but... Master! She's only a child!"
That stopped his laughter, he turned to look at his wife, "Would you like to?"
"My pleasure," Virgina growled as she picked up her skirts to walk over and kneel next to her teacher, "Scream for me," She purred. "Crucio!"
Snape was, once again, overcome by excrutionating pain.
Lucky for Virgina, he screamed.
* * * *
"Should we knock?"
George shrugged, "She's our sister... I don't think we have to..."
"Yeah, I mean we've seen her naked!"
Silence. Then blink.
"You've seen her naked?"
Fred blushed, "Purely accidental! You know I'm gay!"
George narrowed his eyes, "You better be."
"You know I go for brothers, not sisters! Well, Rons kind of got a thing going with Harry, and Percy... well, it's Percy! Plus, Bill and Charlie are together... but! oh.. nevermind!
His twin coughed, "Well... erm... lets go in."
"After you,"
George bit his lip and opened the door, "If I get hit with anything.. you're going down." He muttered as he stepped into the room.
"Hey, the Prefects get bigger rooms then we do!"
"Thats not fair!"
Fred suddenly stopped, his face turning deathly pale. "Oh God..."
George became instantly worried, "What?"
All Fred could do was point at a picture on Ginny's vanity.
His twin choked back a gasp as he stared at the moving picture of Ginny and Lord Voldermort.
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Ginny giggled as she watched Snape scream in agony, "He's quite fun to watch!"
"I'm glad.... someones... having fun..." Snape groaned from the floor.
Ginny instantly frowned, "What did you say?" She growled, standing up.
"Arrrrrrgggg..." He moaned in pain. Extreme pain.
A nasty side effect of the Cruciatus Curse, was that when the caster of the spell gets more filled with anger... the pain increases. Greatly.
Unfortunately, Snape just found that out. "Fuck..."
* * * *
"Draco! You *can't* kill Ron!" Laughed Harry, his arms wrapped around Draco's waist.
"Hmp, well why bloody not!" He demanded. A very adorable pout on his face.
"Because... because.. Hermione will miss him.." Harry suggested, raking a hand through his hair.
Draco snorted, "I highly doubt that."
"Well then... er... just don't... yeah... okay?" Harry frowned, he didn't know why he couldn't think of a reason to keep Ron alive... maybe that was a bad thing...
The Slytherin suddenly turned serious, "He hurt you, Harry."
"Yeah, he did." The Gryffindor sighed, cringing at the memory of his break down. Thankfully, Draco was there to hold him... and to love him. Harry smiled.
"I know he did, love." Now Draco sighed, "Look, I wan't revenge. I know you Gryffindors are kind of against the whole vengence thing, but hey, I'm a Slytherin. It's what we do. So, basically what I'm saying is that, I wan't him to feel the pain he caused to you. I wan't him to suffer. No one hurts you, Harry. No one. I'll take care of you."
As if under a spell, Harry laid his head on Draco's shoulder. The other boy embraced him tightly. "No one will ever hurt you again..."
* * * *
Ginny laughed as she walked back over to her husband, "I think he will do nicely."
Tom smiled, "Of course, darling, we have to make sure he... is truthfully on our side."
"Do I get to curse him again?" She asked... a little *too* excitedly.
"Not right now, love. Maybe it's time for our new... toy, to speak."
Ginny pouted, but turned to glare at Snape, who was gasping for breath on the stone floor, his hand over his chest, as if making sure he still had a heart beat.
Tom looked at Snape, a cold smile on his face. "Why should I trust you *now* Severus? You betrayed us once... how do I know you won't repeat that action again? Prove to us, where you're loyalites lie."
Snape bowed his head to his lord, and his lady. "Master, I know that in the past.. I had made a few.. errors in judgement. But, I can promise you, this time is different. I'm now fully ready to embrace the dark side with open arms. And open eyes. Please... I beg for you're forgiveness."
"That you will have to earn. But you still need to convince me that I can trust you once more." Tom drawled, gracefully dropping into a throne behind him. Ginny followed suite and sat down in a slightly smaller throne beside him. Out of the shadows roughly thrity to fourty Deatheaters apparated beside their Masters. They had come to watch the betrayer make amends... or die. Most were hoping for the latter.
Severus nodded his head and stood up, a bit shakily, and stood bravely in front of The Dark Lord and his new Dark Lady and his fellow Deatheaters. He began to sing,
"I know I may be young-"
Lucius snorted.
Snape chose to ignore that,
"But my loyalities lie with you
And I know I need to serve
You like what Wormtails doing."
"Damn right! Master I-" Wormtail yelled out, but was swiftly cut off by multiple wands pointed directly at him. He gulped and closed his mouth.
"Continue, Severus." Voldermort commaded, looking mildly interested. Virgina just glared.
"So let me join and just listen
All you Deatheaters look at me
Like I'm such a betrayer-
Well did you ever think It'd be
Okay for me to lie to Dumbledore?"
"Prat... Dumbledore..." Muttered Voldermort angrily. Virgina just patted his shoulder soothingly.
Snape continued,
"Always saying
Dumbledore let me into the club."
Virgina stared thoughtfully for a moment, "Order of The Phoenix... that could be useful," She pondered to her husband. He smiled in return. What a good little wife.
"Well I'm just tryin' to find out why,
'Cause Voldie's who I love, yeah" Snape winked, but then backed away when Virgina *leapt* out of her throne. Wand in hand, and a dangerous glint in her outraged eyes.
Lucius couldn't help himself, he chuckled lightly.
Then sqeaked when he suddenly became a ferret. (A BOUNCING ferret... ::Snickers::)
Virgina clamly walked back to her throne... then stopped, looked... and sat in her husband's lap. A triump gleam in her eyes.
Snape blinked... and continued,
"Get it, get it, get it, get it..."
"Voldie..." The Deatheaters chanted.
"Get it, get it, get it, get it..."
"Voldie..." They repeated again.
"Get it, get it, get it, get it..." Snape sang once more.
"Voldie... and Virgina..." The Deatheaters hissed for the last time.
Severus gained more confident as he noticed most of the Deatheaters swaying to his song,
"I know I may come off a liar,
I may come off untrue.
But I don't feel like dying," He cringed.
"Unless I'm dying with you, Dark lord." He quickly added, noticing the look on his Master's face.
"When I see this evil guy
I think, 'What's practical, what's logical
What the hell, who cares?'
All I know is that I'm so happy
When I'm bowing here." Saying that, he bowed low to the ground. His black robes pooling on the ground around him.
Tom Riddle nodded once, a sign that he could rise. "Get to the point, Severus." He drawled with a pointed look.
"Y... y.... yes Master..." He stuttered as he continued with,
"I'm a slave for you...
I cannot hold it, I cannot control it...
I'm a slave for you...
I'll never deny it, I'm not trying to hide it..." He then rolled up his sleeve to show his ever present Dark Mark.
"I have one of those too..." Wormtail muttered forlornly.
"Voldie, don't you wanna let me join with you?" Snape asked.
Tom Riddle vaugely wondered why everyone insisted on calling him that... but then he saw something he'd never seen before...
Fred and George Weasley suddenly popped up, "He just wants to join with you!" They sang in perfect unison.
"What the bloody hell..." Lucius exclaimed, eyeing the twins. Who knew ferrets could talk? Or eye people for that matter...
"To this time and place.
Don't you want me to join with you?"
"He's soooooo ready!" Fred and George shouted gleefully.
"Okay!! Whats going on?! Who the hell are the redheads?" Lucius shouted again in confusion.
Virgina meekly looked out behind her throne, she had been hiding there once she saw her older brothers suddenly pop in. She seriously hoped they hadn't seen her, it would ruin there plans! She ducked back down again, swearing underneath her breath.
"I wan't to leave behind Dumbledore and Potter." Snape sang once more.
Taking this as a cue to give their opinons, the Deatheaters started to chorus in,
"Let him join!"
"He won't betray us!"
"He's ready!"
Tom Riddle raised an eyebrow.
"Get it, get it, get it, get it..." Snape began to sing again.
"Voldie..." The Deatheaters chanted softly.
"Get it, get it, get it, get it..."
"Voldie..." They added.
"Get it, get it, get it, get it..." Snape said once more... with feeling ( ^____^ )
"Voldie... and Virgina..." The Deatheaters hissed for the last time.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!" Chorused Fred and George, grinning as they walked closer to Tom Riddle... and, ultimately, Virgina.
"I really wanna join tonight with you, I just can't help myself,
I really wanna do what you want me to..."
"Killing Dumbledore, for an example?" Tom asked, flicking his eyebrows upwards, a mocking look upon his face.
Snape cringed inwardly at the thought of killing his lover... (Didn't see THAT one coming, did ya?)
Changing the topic, Severus sang,
"I just feel I let myself go
I really wanna join tonight with you."
"Wanna see him move?" The Weasley Twins winked, moving more and more closer to the Dark Lord and his hidden wife.
He began to dance,
"I'm a slave for you...
I cannot hold it, I cannot control it...
I'm a slave for you...
I'll never deny it, I'm not trying to hide it..." Snape ended the song. He then looked hopefully up at Tom, "Master?"
Tom Riddle stayed quiet for a few more moments, a pensive look on his face. With a sigh and a backward glance at his missing wife he replied, "Hmm... it seems you will stay loyal... one question though, would you cut you're hand off for me?"
"But... Master... I... I already-"
Severus shot a death glare at Wormtail, that made him shut up, and stated calmly, "Of course, M'Lord."
Tom nodded, "Then yes, Severus. You may join us once again. Although, you must go through training first..." He smiled coldly. "Starting today you are now the *loyal* servant of my lovely wife,"
"Wife?" Mouthed the identical twins.
Virgina took a deep breath, placing a cold smirk on her face, she bravely stepped out from behind the thrones. "Thank you, love."
Fred and George's mouth dropped open and they both shouted together,
"GINNY?!"
"It's Virgina, and the Dark Lady now." Squeaked Lucius coldly, after all, he WAS still a ferret...
* * * *
AN: Whats going to happen now?!
Mint- Is Snape really on the eeeevvvvvviiiiiilllllll side now?
Double- When is Ginny having her baby?
Mint- And what will Molly Weasley's opinon be? I mean, don't you need PERMISSION to marry the Dark lord?
Double- And why aren't Fred and George freaking out that Snape is trying to rejoin the Deatheaters??
Mint- And will Lucius stay a ferret forever?!
All this (and maybe none) revealed in the next chapter!
Here's to the reviewers...
Animegurl- ::Looks around:: Didn't they already snog? Shirtless Harry? ::Grins:: I want shirtless Fred and George!!
Cornsilk- Ron and Ginny? Ewww.... Ginny and Voldie forever^^ Jastin, you need to get you're priorities straight... straight? Get it? Get it? Sorry... we have WAY to much fun with that...
Tomoyo No Miko- Wheres you're name from? Or did you just make it up? o.o; Anyway, we like it! Yes, we love when the plot thickens... makes great soup! ::Stirs cauldron and cackles::
Bubblie Bunnie- Colin Creevy? ::Shudders:: He's even too scary for us! With that camera... steals souls... plus, his brother's dating the squid. That just screams.. er... "AHHHHHHH!". Yeah... .;
Rosey Wolloe- Cookie Pizza... ooo... goes good with Plot Soup... Draco with Volide? ::Stops and thinks:: We never thought of that before! ... I think you just did the fanworld a huge no-no... But we like Ginny and Voldie... and Voldie JR! Or is it Tom Riddle the Third... But why would he name his baby after the father who he hates? or maybe... he's IN LOVE with his father... no wait, thats just SICK and WRONG! ... even for us...
SatanicGnomes- I'd hate to make this fic garggahiffied. Hehehe... new words are fun... but, make Pansy fall in love with Harry? ::Shudders:: I think I'm going to be sick... :: See's image of them snogging:: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! You've killed us! ::Dies::
thebrunetteditz- Sequel is already in the works! And we love it! So much more ansty and scary and and and and... it's great^-^; Whats the songy called? And who do you suggest singing it? We'd love to know!
Sugar_Pixie- Thanks! We feel so special now... we think this fic is funny too... I mean, we crack up when we're writing it. Then again, we make jokes about it too... and when Double spells things wrong while typing... Mint teases her... "The Drak Lord will live on forever!" -_-;
shadowjardis- Faster? You jinxed us! Nooooo! ::Cries:: Actually... if you check out our last message from our Yahoo! Group (The link is in our profile) we explain why we have been taking so long...
Scap- Ron does quite suck at times... (I know what you're all thinking! But I didn't mean it like that!) We are evil, aren't we? ::Continues to stir cauldron full of Plot Soup and cackles louder... then adds in badgers:: Yumm.... =P You got the main part? YAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!! ::Cheers and dances:: We're so proud^^ And whats the songys? You know we love you so much! Stupid 3 year crush.. ::Kicks him:: Guys are dense. Thats just it. DENSE! You should meet Mint's boyfriend ::Rolls her eyes:: Last night, at Homecoming... he was playing HACKI SACK! ::Smacks him:: Stupid Zack... (Mint- HEY! It wasn't just him! Katie's boyfriend and Kristin's boyfriend were playing too! Just because YOU'RE date was anti-social and wanted to TALK all night, doesn't mean MINE has to be-) :: Screen fades to black as you hear Double and Mint fighting in the background:: Sorry about that... We love you though, so don't worry!
Khrystyne- We'll read you're ficy^^ Well, Double usually reads them... but she fills Mint in on the plot of the story, so don't hurt her! ::Protects twin sister from random flying objects:: Hehe... Ron is a stupid bastard! ::kicks Ron::
Blood-Covered-Ivory- Love the name! You actually understood them?? I'm impressed! (No sarcasm) Sometimes we don't even understand them! We loved the picture! Thanks so much for the link! It's our new favorite fanart! We gotta print it out... This chapter is dedicated to you... and Ned! ::Hugs Ned:: You should check out this fanart site, her pictures are amazing! We have a whole binder dedicated to them... http://www.geocities.com/shins_hp_art/
She-Wolf- Thanks! We love to be insane! ::Adds it to The Plot Soup::
kitty*kat- But.. but.. ::Holds on to hair:: We don't wanna shave it off! And Ginny is great evil... so much fun to write... evillllll Ginny... We should start a fanclub! I bet she has a million Voldie nightlights...
SirusBlackRules- You know us so well... see, we love Fred and George... they're great together. So perfect and wonderful. If you can't see that... then, well, you need to read some good F/G fics. We can recommend a few... but we like the death ones. When Fred or George dies and the other suffers.. then he kills himself... er... sorry.... we're evil and twisted .; But we still love you! Just don't diss F/G.. ^_^; Next chapter is dedicated to you! Will there be F/G? Guess you'll have to wait to find out... are we *really* that mean?
... Yes... ^-^;
Sika-Chan- Umi-Chan! You know you're our best friend. Nothing will EVER change that. I mean... Mint was going to take you to the prom before she started dating Zack! And Double has Chris... but at least you don't have Steven anymore! ::Shudders:: Longer hair then you, is just WRONG! (SICK and WRONG!) ::Mint hides behind a chair:: Well... er... I dated Tai... -_-; But, we're best buds till the end. We've been through it all. Two hour long bus rides, annoying freshmans, breaking you're glasses before you had to drive home so you wore Doubles', driving over a CLIFF, flying batteries & deorderant & chalk and everything else, horrible fanfics, horrible fanarts, lunches, reading each others books... We could go on and on... Plus, we lived through KELLY! I mean, come on! Now THATS tough. I think we got off subject, oh well, we love you! And anime... ^______^
:: The identical twins continue to stir their Plot Soup, they are wearing huge black pointy hats and black robes... lined with blood (red)... they continue to cackle and add random objects( Zack, Chris, Steven, Sean, Scaps' mean crush, annoying Freshmen and slash flamers...). They suddenly stop and realize that they are missing some ingredients. Double looks around and grins evily... in a matter of moments, she has Mint in the cauldron. But while she's laughing, doubled over and crying, Mint reaches out and grabs Double and pulls her into the cauldron as well. But before both of them vanish into the Plot Soup... they yank Umi-Chan(Amy/Sika-Chan/Trevor) into the cauldron as well... then dissapear into the depths of insanity... ::
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