Dedicated to Good Charlotte, yes, the band. We've been listening to both of there c.d.s for well over 5 hours as we've been writing these chapters. We couldn't do it without them, or without you readers. We love you all.

Disclaimer- We own the fat lady, Kaede and the baby. We do not own the HP characters. 'Cause if we did, Fred and George would never leave our rooms ::Grins::

Double- Lets just go right to the chapter,

Mint- Shall we?

Double- Some more japanese swears:

Chikusho- Shit/Damn
Kuso- " "
Shimatta- " "
Jigoku- Hell. Hades
Tomodachi- Friend
Baka- Fool; idiot; stupid

Double & Mint- See ya at the bottom!

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Chapter: 19 aka "The Birth"

RATING: PG 17

WARNINGS: !!!!!!!!!!!! Lots of swearing and pregnancy stuff. I repeat, SWEARING! Enough swearing to FILL A POOL WITH! SWEARING!!!!!!!!!

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The fat lady in the portrait quickly ran to her Mistress, "M'Lady, M'Lady! Whats wrong?"

"Call for Severus," She managed to choke out.

"But... why?" The lady questioned, wringing her hands frantically.

"The baby... the baby!" Virgina was now in full blown agony. "Hurry,"

With a gasp the unnaturally large woman vanished from the picture.

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"Oh, love, are you alright?" Questioned Tom, taking his wife's hand and leading her to a couch.

She looked him squarely in the eye, "I. Want. To. Die."

Snape grimaced as he hung around in the background, "Master, is there anything I can do?"

"Do you know any pain killing spells?" He demanded.

"Well... yes..."

"No." Choked out Virgina as she grabbed her belly in another contraction, "I don't... want to accidently.. hurt the baby..."

"But, beloved! I cant bear watching you in pain. Please, not when I can do something to help you." He whispered worridly, his eyes wide with concern.

"I won't risk it!"

"Get the Mid-Wife, Severus." Tom commanded roughly.

Snape quickly ran from the room, nearly tripping on his black robe. He slid into another room across the hall and stopped, panting, in the middle of it. "Kaede! Kaede, Virgina is in labor!" He yelled frantically.

The black haired girl leaped out of her bed and quickly threw on her midnight black robe, "Where is she?"

"In the Drawing Room."

"They should have brought her to a bed! That baka Tom!" She growled furiously as she ran from her bed chamber.

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Virgina finally lied in a bed, her back was against the pillows and her face was covered in sweat as she clutched her belly in pain, "God, you freakin baka!" She yelled, using Kaede's famous words. "Jigoku! Shimatta! Kuso! Chikusho!" She swore in japanese.

The silver eyed girl grinned as she wiped the red head's brow. "It'll be alright, my Tomodachi."

Virgina tried to smile but she was suddenly racked with another contraction, "Get it out of me!" She shrieked.

"I offered her a pain killing spell..."

"Baka. That might hurt the baby."

Tom looked sheepish, "Thats what she said."

Kaede shook her head sadly, "You're dialated 7 cm," She replied to Virgina.

"How much more do I... UGH... have to be?"

"12 cm," She winced as the pregnant lady screamed again.

"How could you do this TO ME?!" She demanded, turning on her freightened husband.

"It seemed like a good idea at the time..." He offered.

"Did we miss anything?"

"Is it a boy or a girl?" Panted Bill and Charlie as they came running into the room.

"What in the FREAKIN HELL are you TWO doing HERE?!" Shrieked Virgina, mid- contraction.

"Uh, oh... she's still in labor."

"Guess we came too soon," Shrugged Bill.

"Will someone PLEASE tell me whats going ON?"

"Erm... you see... I kind of... serve your husband there."

"Well, we both do." Added in Charlie.

"And... I also... made Kaede leave you in the woods so you could meet him..." The last part was said in a rush.

But Virgina understood it all.

She glared at all three of the males in the room and yelled, "If I wasn't pregnant and in LABOR, I would kill YOU ALL!"

"Thats not good," Muttered Bill with a wince.

"Don't worry, it's just the hormones." Assured Tom.

"I'll give YOU HORMONES!"

"Bloody hell, you're in labor. You can't do anything but sit there and scream!" Charlie sighed.

"Oh, THATS IT!" Virgina shouted as she tried to lunge at her older brothers. But, (un) fortunately, all she could do was roll about an inch or so in there direction. "I hate being fat!" She cried out.

Kaede nudged Tom in the side and whispered, "This is where you reassure her."

"Oh, right!" He answered. "You're not fat, love! Just... pleasantly plump."

"When this baby is born, I'm going to kick your bloody ass!"

"Now I *know* thats not good, our little Ginny hates to swear." Bill murmmered.

"It's Virgina!" She panted. "I want to push, dammit! Can I push?" She asked breathlessly.

Kaede checked, "Yup, you're up to 12 cm."

"Finally!" But Virgina soon found out that pushing was alot harder then it seemed.

"FuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckFUCK!"

"Now, now, thats how you got into this mess."

"Shut UP BILL!"

"Come on, Virgina, push on the count of three. One.. two.."

"THREE!" She yelled through her gritted teeth and pushed, hard.

"I see it's head..." Kaede murmmered as she helped it out.

"It has a head!" Cheered Tom.

"Baka. Come on, one more push!" Urged Kaede.

"I.. I don't think I can..."

"Don't say that my beloved. Just breathe, here, hold my hand." Tom grabbed his wife's hand and squeezed it gently, "Push."

Virgina took a deep breath and pushed one more time. "Get-otta-me!"

"It's a boy!" Kaede laughed as she held the boy up to the room members.

"I have a son! We have a son!"

The black haired girl suddenly stopped, "Oh my gods..."

"What?" Demanded Charlie.

"Virgina, did you know..."

"Know wha- OH!" She was suddenly racked again with contractions. "Why in the bloody hell am I still getting contractions?!" A hint of fear was leaking in her voise.

The mid-wife swallowed, "Virgina. You're having twins."

Silence.

"WHAT?!"

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In a matter of moments the umbilical cord was cut and the red head was pushing once more.

"What did I do to derserve this?" She moaned in mid-break after a hard push.

About a minute later another baby was born and his cry pierced the air with a shrilling sound.

"Shimatta!" Swore Kaede.

"What now?" Groaned Virgina, still in agony.

But her question was answered when she found herself doubled over in another contraction. "TRIPLETS?!" She demanded.

Kaede nodded her head meekly.

Virgina took a few more deep breaths to steady herself, she was near exhaustion, but she knew she had to do this. "You better be the last one," She muttered after the other umbilical cord was cut and she was found pushing again.

Finally, the (hopefully) last baby was born and the mother started to cry when she realized it was a girl. "A daughter..." She whispered lovingly.

They waited a few minutes...

And then a few more...

No contractions.

The Riddle Family had triplets.

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"Eavan Fire Riddle, born 1:05 am December 21." Kaede passed the baby to Bill to hold. Charlie was afraid to hold the fragile human baby.

"You can take care of dragons, yet, a little boy has you hiding in a corner?" Teased Bill, craddiling the baby in his arms.

"Shut up." He growled.

"Eavick Ice Riddle, born 1:07 am December 21." She passed the next baby to Tom, who took him willingly and kissed the top of his head.

Kaede had to swallow past the lump in her throat as she said, "Eavalyne Storm Riddle, born 1:09 am December 21." She past the little girl to Virgina, who had tears of joy streaming down her face. She held her lovingly and kissed her tiny nose.

"I guess Eavalyne is a better name then Veronica..." Tom mocked sighed.

"Oh shut up," Virgina smiled as she repeated her older brother's phrase.

Kaede hugged herself, "Take care of your babies, you whole lot of bakas."

Virgina snorted but replied, "Are you leaving?"

"I have to go back to Japan."

"So soon?" She questioned.

The silver eyed lady smiled sadly, "I have a family of my own. They need me right now."

"You'll always be apart of our family."

Thats so lame," Kaede laughed as she tried to hide the tears welling up behind her eyes. "But don't worry, I'll be back. You can't get rid of me that easily. Besides," She shrugged, "I still have to teach your kids japanese insults." And with that, she apparated from the room.

Tom exchanged little Eavic for Eavan, and as he held the oldest boy he whispered, "You'll be the next Dark lord, oh yes you will..."

"Not until he's four." Commanded Virgina in a sing-song voice, still staring down at the angel in her arms.

"We'll see about that," Muttered Tom with a chuckle.

And the little boy smiled.

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AN: What did you think?

Mint- We worked really hard on this and would really enjoy some feedback.

Double- Sorry if the swears bothered you^^; But she's pregnant! Its to be expected.

Mint- And we know Tom was a little OOC, but he was an expecting father! Of course he's going to be out of character!

Double- And how did you all like the surprize with the baby thing?

Mint- Honestly, it was going to be twins... but...

Double- It's so much cooler this way!

Mint- Sorry if the names you wanted weren't picked.

Double- Yeah, we needed triplet names!

Double & Mint- Here's to the reviewers!

A Bit Of Old Parchment- Wonderful name and thank you! I hope you liked these Voldie/Ginny chapters!

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Shadowjardis- We like angst too, but now we need happiness. Then we get loads more of angst! It's all starting in the next chapter! We'll try and be more faster now^^;

Whitney- WHITNEY! ::Hugs and hugs and hhhuuugggsss:: Thanks for the gifts, hope you like yours too! No more school, so we can't see each other :( Maybe we can hook up on New Years! We'll invite Amy too^^ Next chapter's dedicated to you, Whitney! If you EVER get there -_-; (Mint- NEE!)

Aindel- Thanks! Well, our little snapy-poo is spying on our ickle twinies! We think... ^^; Don't worry, we'll figure something out! We always do! And we'll read you're fics soon! Promise^^

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