Hi, this fic belongs to my likkle friend Danni May. She's only 3 and a half, so it's a bit strange (small children come up with really wierd stuff!!!) I wrote down exactly what she told me (she can't write at all) and I only helped by prompting her with 'what happened next?' after every sentence! Bits in these brackets [ ], I added so it's easier to understand, lol. It's real strange, as you'll see!!!

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Harry went to school on the train. He had a nice time. He didn't eat his food and he didn't have his calpol [medicine]. Then he needed to go to the dentist to have his arm checked. He hear-ed a thunder at the dentists. He went back to school and it [his arm] was better. He didn't go to sleep. He didn't even go to bed. He had a fan on and he keep-ed his window open and let the rain come in. Harry didn't go to the doctors, so he was a bit naughty, by not chasing mouses [?!!!] and he didn't go to the vets because he wasn't better, so he couldn't walk on Tuesday morning. Hermione and his friends couldn't help him, so he was a bit naughty. Harry didn't have his breakfast in the morning either.

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Harry went to the factory and got some milk, but he didn't get any sweeties for himself. He sent a fax to Hermione. Hermione didn't go to the factory with him. He didn't have his breakfast and played in the garden. They have real gardens at his school. He fell over and hurt his knee, but he didn't go to the dentist, so he didn't have his teeth checked.

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Harry went to the vets, because he was a mouse. He didn't go to school. He had missed the train, when he went home, so he went back to school and done some colouring. He stayed downstairs and sleep-ed. He missed the train, by getting up late. He didn't do any homework because he didn't have any. He missed the train again. His friend was staying at home with his Dad.

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He had a fight with Draco. Draco got a feather, which was a wand and made himself into a dragon. The dragon breathed fire out of his mouth. He [Harry] went in the fire and got burn-ed. He got his knee burnt. The fireman sent a doctor to get it better. The fireman cooked some toast for Harry. He sent some messages to Harry. The messages were:

"005 006"

Harry found the postman to give him some letters.

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