Boys and Girls, Ladies and Gentlemen who are reading this, WELCOME! Anyway, I was reading the fifth book, and I just had this idea. Read on! You might find this slightly disturbing. its not your regular Harry Potter story. It's Harry Potter with a twist!

So it was one of those really hot, humid and great day for Harry Potter. He was at his aunt and uncle's house, lying on a comfy sofa, with unlimited supply of his favorite coffee ice cream and hot tamales. (A/N: yummmmm....) He was watching a movie, and he realized that it came to a boring part, and he didn't want to get up from the sofa and get the remote.

"DUDLEY.GET OVER HERE NOW!", Harry screamed on top of his lung. Dudley came running into the living room. He was wearing filthy ragged tight cloths that he got from Harry. Dudley was obese and his hair was in a big mess that even Aunt Petunia can't tidy up.

"What do you need, sir the boy who lived?" Dudley timidly asked. "Get the remote for me will you?". Harry ordered. Aunt Petunia came into the living room. She was a fat lady. She envied Harry so much that she would always sneak into his room hoping to look at his magical items. Every night, Harry could hear her in her room, with a tree stick she got from outside, saying "Expecto Petronum!" , She had bribed Harry so that Harry might let her touch his wand. So for that 0.0000000001 second that Harry let her hold his wand, she had to give him 1000 pounds, 5 star quality 3 course meal for a whole week, wash his feet with her toothbrush, and let Harry pick out her outfit for a month. She was one desperate lady.
Harry felt really bored. Although he would be going back to Hogwarts tomorrow, he still wanted some entertainment from this house in Privet Drive. He decided that the Dursleys should put on a show for him.
"Okay...you guys are all going to sing and dance for me. You have 2 hours to get ready for it". Harry told them as he fixed his hair.

Two hours.. GONE AND GONE!

So there they were. It was a horrifying sight. Most people would pay not to have seen this ridiculous, terrifying and gut-wrenching people. The Dursleys were all dressed up. Dudley had on a teapot costume that he wore as his pajamas, because nothing would fit him.