No More Monkeys Jumping on the Bed!

Summary: STUPID MONKEY!

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It was an ordinary day. Anthy got up and made the beds, as usual, this time with no disturbance from a certain short fat annoying monkey whom we shall not mention. She put on her school uniform, woke Utena up, helped her get ready, then strolled down to her little greenhouse-thingy. She then filled up her watering can cheerfully and started, well, watering.

Anthy: La la la la la la! Hello, little tulips! Hello, pansies! Hello, daffodils! Hello, violets! Hello, stupid monkey thrashing my roses!

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Anthy: Stupid monkey thrashing my roses?! Chu chu, be nice to the flowers!

Chu Chu: Chu chuu! (eats a rose)

Anthy: Chu chu, Stop it! You're ruining my flower garden!

Chu chu: CHUU! (eats another rose)

Anthy: Chu Chu! I command thee to stop!

Chu Chu: Chu chuuu chu chu! (stomps on roses)

Anthy: Chu chu! Quit!

Chu Chu: CHUU CHUU! (sits on roses)

Anthy: CUT IT OUT!!!

Chu Chu: CHUUUUUUU!!! (picks roses)

Anthy: STUPID BUBBLE BUTT MONKEY! I TOLD YOU TO STOP!!!

(((((( CRASH ))))))

Utena: Anthy, what is going on?!

Anthy: IT'S EATING THEM! EATING THEM ALL! COME BACK, RUNT MONKEY! YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS?!

(((((( SHATTER ))))))

Utena: Chu Chu, stop eating the roses! Anthy! Control your temper!

Anthy: SHUT UP! (throws Utena across the room)

(((((( BANG ))))))

Miki: Wow! I've heard of anger rising so high it becomes super-human strength, but this is ridiculous!

Kozue: Hi Miki! It's your favorite sister! Oo! Are we playing with atomic bombs again, Miki? I just LOVE atomic bombs!

Miki: It's not me, it's Anthy!

Nanami: Anthy is a great big weirdo who wrecks her own garden! OHOHOHOHOHOHO!

Saionji: Anthy just mortally wounded Tenjou?! It's a miracle!

Juri: I DON'T believe in miracles!

(((((( BASH ))))))

Juri: x_X

Miki: Oh no! Miss Juri!

Saionji: Never fear, sweet Anthy! SUPER SAIONJI IS HERE! (pummles Utena) Hey, what do you think of that? Hey Anthy!

Anthy: ROAR! (eats Saionji)

Touga: We are the chick! The world is our egg! If we do not break out of our shell, we will die without eating this tasty omellete I just made!

Anthy: (suddenly perky) Yes, I would like omellete! (bites off Touga's hand)(along with the omellete, of course.)

Touga: ACK! My hand!

Nanami: Oh no! Dear brother!

Touga: Will Utena kiss it and make it better?

Utena: I will most certainly NOT kiss it and make it better!

Nanami: I will!

Touga: Not you, you're yukky.

Nanami: WELL EXCUSE ME FOR BEING YUKKY!!!

((((((( BASH )))))))

Yep, another ordinary day.....

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Like it? Good. Hate it? Well, too bad, because I'm writing more anyways! R&R!

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