No More Monkeys Jumping on the Bed!
Summary: STUPID MONKEY!
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It was an ordinary day. Anthy got up and made the beds, as usual, this time with no disturbance from a certain short fat annoying monkey whom we shall not mention. She put on her school uniform, woke Utena up, helped her get ready, then strolled down to her little greenhouse-thingy. She then filled up her watering can cheerfully and started, well, watering.
Anthy: La la la la la la! Hello, little tulips! Hello, pansies! Hello, daffodils! Hello, violets! Hello, stupid monkey thrashing my roses!
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Anthy: Stupid monkey thrashing my roses?! Chu chu, be nice to the flowers!
Chu Chu: Chu chuu! (eats a rose)
Anthy: Chu chu, Stop it! You're ruining my flower garden!
Chu chu: CHUU! (eats another rose)
Anthy: Chu Chu! I command thee to stop!
Chu Chu: Chu chuuu chu chu! (stomps on roses)
Anthy: Chu chu! Quit!
Chu Chu: CHUU CHUU! (sits on roses)
Anthy: CUT IT OUT!!!
Chu Chu: CHUUUUUUU!!! (picks roses)
Anthy: STUPID BUBBLE BUTT MONKEY! I TOLD YOU TO STOP!!!
(((((( CRASH ))))))
Utena: Anthy, what is going on?!
Anthy: IT'S EATING THEM! EATING THEM ALL! COME BACK, RUNT MONKEY! YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS?!
(((((( SHATTER ))))))
Utena: Chu Chu, stop eating the roses! Anthy! Control your temper!
Anthy: SHUT UP! (throws Utena across the room)
(((((( BANG ))))))
Miki: Wow! I've heard of anger rising so high it becomes super-human strength, but this is ridiculous!
Kozue: Hi Miki! It's your favorite sister! Oo! Are we playing with atomic bombs again, Miki? I just LOVE atomic bombs!
Miki: It's not me, it's Anthy!
Nanami: Anthy is a great big weirdo who wrecks her own garden! OHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Saionji: Anthy just mortally wounded Tenjou?! It's a miracle!
Juri: I DON'T believe in miracles!
(((((( BASH ))))))
Juri: x_X
Miki: Oh no! Miss Juri!
Saionji: Never fear, sweet Anthy! SUPER SAIONJI IS HERE! (pummles Utena) Hey, what do you think of that? Hey Anthy!
Anthy: ROAR! (eats Saionji)
Touga: We are the chick! The world is our egg! If we do not break out of our shell, we will die without eating this tasty omellete I just made!
Anthy: (suddenly perky) Yes, I would like omellete! (bites off Touga's hand)(along with the omellete, of course.)
Touga: ACK! My hand!
Nanami: Oh no! Dear brother!
Touga: Will Utena kiss it and make it better?
Utena: I will most certainly NOT kiss it and make it better!
Nanami: I will!
Touga: Not you, you're yukky.
Nanami: WELL EXCUSE ME FOR BEING YUKKY!!!
((((((( BASH )))))))
Yep, another ordinary day.....
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Like it? Good. Hate it? Well, too bad, because I'm writing more anyways! R&R!
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Summary: STUPID MONKEY!
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It was an ordinary day. Anthy got up and made the beds, as usual, this time with no disturbance from a certain short fat annoying monkey whom we shall not mention. She put on her school uniform, woke Utena up, helped her get ready, then strolled down to her little greenhouse-thingy. She then filled up her watering can cheerfully and started, well, watering.
Anthy: La la la la la la! Hello, little tulips! Hello, pansies! Hello, daffodils! Hello, violets! Hello, stupid monkey thrashing my roses!
............................
Anthy: Stupid monkey thrashing my roses?! Chu chu, be nice to the flowers!
Chu Chu: Chu chuu! (eats a rose)
Anthy: Chu chu, Stop it! You're ruining my flower garden!
Chu chu: CHUU! (eats another rose)
Anthy: Chu Chu! I command thee to stop!
Chu Chu: Chu chuuu chu chu! (stomps on roses)
Anthy: Chu chu! Quit!
Chu Chu: CHUU CHUU! (sits on roses)
Anthy: CUT IT OUT!!!
Chu Chu: CHUUUUUUU!!! (picks roses)
Anthy: STUPID BUBBLE BUTT MONKEY! I TOLD YOU TO STOP!!!
(((((( CRASH ))))))
Utena: Anthy, what is going on?!
Anthy: IT'S EATING THEM! EATING THEM ALL! COME BACK, RUNT MONKEY! YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS?!
(((((( SHATTER ))))))
Utena: Chu Chu, stop eating the roses! Anthy! Control your temper!
Anthy: SHUT UP! (throws Utena across the room)
(((((( BANG ))))))
Miki: Wow! I've heard of anger rising so high it becomes super-human strength, but this is ridiculous!
Kozue: Hi Miki! It's your favorite sister! Oo! Are we playing with atomic bombs again, Miki? I just LOVE atomic bombs!
Miki: It's not me, it's Anthy!
Nanami: Anthy is a great big weirdo who wrecks her own garden! OHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Saionji: Anthy just mortally wounded Tenjou?! It's a miracle!
Juri: I DON'T believe in miracles!
(((((( BASH ))))))
Juri: x_X
Miki: Oh no! Miss Juri!
Saionji: Never fear, sweet Anthy! SUPER SAIONJI IS HERE! (pummles Utena) Hey, what do you think of that? Hey Anthy!
Anthy: ROAR! (eats Saionji)
Touga: We are the chick! The world is our egg! If we do not break out of our shell, we will die without eating this tasty omellete I just made!
Anthy: (suddenly perky) Yes, I would like omellete! (bites off Touga's hand)(along with the omellete, of course.)
Touga: ACK! My hand!
Nanami: Oh no! Dear brother!
Touga: Will Utena kiss it and make it better?
Utena: I will most certainly NOT kiss it and make it better!
Nanami: I will!
Touga: Not you, you're yukky.
Nanami: WELL EXCUSE ME FOR BEING YUKKY!!!
((((((( BASH )))))))
Yep, another ordinary day.....
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Like it? Good. Hate it? Well, too bad, because I'm writing more anyways! R&R!
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