"Finally," Myra grumbled. "Now it's almost time for lunch. Just enough time to drop our books in the common room, and maybe even start our report if you're up to it."

"Could you, er, take my books?" Fauna asked. "I have…that thing."

"Oh, right, how could I have forgotten?" Myra sighed and loaded up Fauna's books. "Wouldn't want to be late for Oliver's wood."

"I swear…" Fauna began, giggling.

"Just what do you two think you're doing?" An angry voice interrupted them.

"Er, hey Ethan." Fauna turned around. Ethan Jabb, a Slytherin prefect, was just as bad as having Percy Weasley around. How and why he was put into Slytherin was beyond Fauna.

"Interrupting a teacher when she is trying to prepare us for O.W.L.s?" he continued. "That looks bad on Slytherin and I will not tolerate it."

Fauna rolled her eyes, and making sure McGonagall was still in her classroom, pulled out her wand. "And I will not tolerate you, Ethan." She smiled and shoved her wand under his nose.

Before he had a chance to respond, Fred and George came up behind them.

"Right pain in the ass, aren't you?" George said, as Fred began circling Ethan.

"Ouch!" Ethan cried. Fred had just poked his ass with his wand. "Ten points from Gryffindor, and I'll make it more if you two don't get lost." he scolded the twins while Myra and Fauna fought back giggles.

"Maybe it's you who should sod off." George shot back at him.

"Bloody Gryffindors." Ethan growled as he stomped away.

"Hey girls." Fred drawled as George went over to Fauna and threw his arms around her. She looked at Myra confusedly when he released her.

"Do you think he likes me?" she whispered.

"You can't be that stupid." Myra whispered back, laughing, just as Fred wrapped her in another suffocating hug.

"So," George began. "Off to lunch together?"

Fauna turned her wide eyes on Myra, lost for words. "We'd love to..." she began.

"BUT...we have to get to our common room, very urgent...something that we have to do." Myra stuttered, looking at Fred.

"So, we'll see you tonight." Fauna said, as she broke free from George, and pulled Myra down the hallway.

"See you later!" Myra yelled after them. "I think you're in too much of a rush," she breathed, as she tried not to run into people as Fauna dragged her towards the main corridor.

"You said it yourself before, I don't want to be late." Fauna cried. Myra sighed heavily as they raced the rest of the way to their common room. As soon as they got there, she threw herself on a chair, completely out of breath.

"I am so bored, it's not even funny." Fauna muttered for the hundredth time to Myra, as she was pacing the Slytherin common room.

"You're not bored." Myra replied, in a know it all voice. "You're anxious. Although I don't know what for...Wood is a piece of shit, whether or not you want to see it."

"Hmph" Fauna glared at Myra. "I need your help sneaking into the Gryffindor tower. You have to help me."

Myra laughed. "Help you get into the Gryffindor tower? Have you lost your mind?"

"Fine." Fauna replied nastily and walked out of the common room...well, at least she tried to walk out. The end of her robes got caught on the leg of a couch. Myra burst out laughing, as Fauna tried not to laugh also, and hurried out the door.

"Have fun building something with your WOOD!" Myra called after her.

'Oh my god, I wonder what he wants,' Fauna thought excitedly, as she raced up the stairs to the Gryffindor tower, hoping no one was anywhere near here.

Just then, the door flew open. There stood Oliver in nothing but shorts. Fauna's mouth dropped.

"Hey" Oliver smiled as he motioned for her to come into the common room.

"What..." she began, completely speechless.

"Didn't I tell you why I wanted you to come?" Oliver asked, with a little grin on his face, as he sat down on a couch.

"You-you said you needed help w-with homework." Fauna managed weakly, sitting down besides him to keep herself from literally falling to the floor.

"Are you honestly that stupid?" Oliver laughed and rolled his eyes. "You had to have heard Snape say we didn't have any homework."

"Of course I heard him." Fauna muttered angrily, although it was impossible to get mad at him when she looked in his gorgeous eyes.

"Well, then..." Oliver grabbed her arm and pulled her on top of him. "You're amazingly beautiful, I hope you know that." he smiled at her, and she swore she was going to faint right there on the spot.

He lifted his head up and lingered his lips so that they were almost touching hers, but not quite, and then helped her out of her robes until she was wearing nothing but her bra and underwear.

'Don't freak, don't freak,' Fauna told herself, desperately trying to calm down. Just then, all her thoughts were lost as Oliver's mouth met hers. 'This guy is amazing,' was the only thing Fauna could think, as they had been going at it for ten minutes.

"Fauna?" Oliver suddenly pushed her off of him.

"What? What's wrong?" she asked him.

"I have to ask you something." he said, sounding a bit nervous.

"Yes?" Fauna looked him dead in the eyes.

"Do you, are you sure, er..." Oliver began, stuttering profusely. 'How do I say this,' he asked himself.

"Just say it, Oliver." Fauna said, anxious to hear what it was that he had such a problem saying.

"Would you...do you w-want to d-do it?" he finally managed, and gave her a hopeful smile. Fauna couldn't help herself. She let out an extremely loud gasp. 'Jesus Christ, where is Myra when you need her?' Fauna thought as she searched for a reply.

"Uh, well, uh;" she stuttered, not able to look Oliver in the eyes. "I want to, but-"

"I'll go...get something while you think." he interrupted Fauna's thoughts and winked at her as he got up and walked up the stairs to the boys dorm. Fauna began debating herself. 'This guy is gorgeous, and sweet, and, er, doing it with him is a dream come true. But then again…' another voice came into her head. 'Actually, wait,' she reasoned with herself. 'There is really no reason not to,' she came to her decision and smiled as Oliver came back down the stairs.

He walked over to her and put something into her hand. She looked down and couldn't control herself. She burst into a fit of laughter, causing Oliver to giggle too.

"What?" he asked innocently.

"Is being safe a problem?" He took the condom out of Fauna's hand and threw it at her lightly.

She threw it back at him and said "Well, you can never be too safe." She giggled at him and rubbed his arm. He just sat there, staring at her intensely for awhile until he suddenly blinked and stood up.

"It's about time I actually put this thing on." he laughed and ran back upstairs.

Fauna could hardly contain herself as she sat there for what felt like an hour. 'Where is he?' she wondered and got up. 'Should I go upstairs?' Yes, she decided and walked up the flight of stairs.

'Uh oh', she looked around as she reached the top. 'Which way do I go?' There was a long hallway to her left and an equally long one to her right. Oh what the hell, she decided on the left one and soon saw an open door. She cautiously stepped in and "Oh my god!" she froze. Oliver was standing at the foot of his bed, shorts down to his ankles, giving Fauna a full view.

"Hey." Oliver sat on the bed and motioned for her to come over to him.

'Jesus christ, holy shit,' Fauna screamed silently, as she managed her way to his bed and stood there, unsure of what to do. As if reading her mind, he looked at her with the biggest smile she's ever seen and reached his hands to her thighs.

"I love you." he whispered as he slowly lowered her underwear until she kicked them off and across the room. He reached behind her and unhooked her bra. "I really love you." he whispered again as her bra fell to the floor.

'I'm gonna faint, oh shit,' Fauna repeated in her head as she began breathing heavy.

"I-I love you t-too" she stuttered, smiling nervously. He grabbed her wrists and pulled her onto him, as he fell backwards onto the bed. They began snogging slowly, Oliver with his hand on Fauna's thigh, moving higher and "Oh my god, Oliver!" Fauna gasped. Forgetting about where his hand had moved to, the only thing she could feel was his extremely hard erection rubbing against her leg.

"Did I ever tell you that you're the hottest girl I've ever seen?" he whispered.

"You're gorgeous." Fauna moaned back, and began kissing his neck, causing him to moan so loud that she swore someone would hear and come into the room. He really seems to enjoy this, Fauna smiled to herself and kissed down his chest. She moved her mouth back to his and "Holy shit!" a burst of pain seared through her body as Oliver slammed into her, remembering much too late that she was a virgin. Just as she was about to scream, the pain turned to an unbearable pleasure. "Ohhh" she moaned, as Oliver began kissing her neck. This is amazing, she lost herself in her thoughts. I never thought it could feel this-

"OH FUCK! FAUNA!" Oliver lifted his head and screamed at the top of his lungs. Fauna looked up at him, taken aback.

"What the-" she started, but he leaned over and began suffocating her with an extremely hard kiss.

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'Maybe I'll take a nap before lunch', Harry Potter thought, as he opened the door to the Gryffindor common room.

"Hell yeah!"

'What the -?' Harry froze and looked around. 'Was that...Oliver?' he thought unsurely.

"FAUNA!" he heard Oliver scream again. Then the awful truth hit him. 'You've got to be joking', Harry shook his head and ran up to Oliver's room.

'

"Oliver, what exactly are you - SHIT" Harry screamed, and stared in disbelief at the sight in front of him. Oliver Wood and Fauna Avery in a tangled mess under his sheets.

"Oh my fucking god..." Fauna whispered, and shut her eyes, praying that she had only imagined Harry Potter walking into the room.

"Harry!" Oliver cried out, covering himself completely with the sheet.

"Er, hey, Harry." he gave Harry a nervous laugh, knowing that his face was turning bright red.

"I'm s-sorry." Harry sputtered, staring at him. 'This is just disturbing,' Harry thought as the three of them stared at each other, each wondering what to do or say. "It's...time for lunch." Harry squeaked, and ran out of the room.

"I cannot believe this." Fauna said, as she struggled to get dressed.

"Don't worry," Oliver reassured her. "It was only Harry."

"Only Harry?" Fauna rounded on him. "Only Harry? Maybe it's only Harry to you, but I'm a Slytherin in case you haven't noticed."

"He won't make a big deal out of it." Oliver put his arm around her as they walked down to the Great Hall.

"Maybe he won't, but the rest of the world will." she replied, getting a bit nervous. "What's going to happen if Draco finds out?"

"What, you think he would tell anyone?" Oliver asked, sounding surprised.

"Of course he will." Fauna rolled her eyes at him.

"No, no, he won't. This is just between you, me, and Harry." Oliver said, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.

"That's just lovely." Fauna sighed, and ran ahead of him into the Great Hall, desperate to find Myra.

"I love you too." Oliver called after her, sarcastically. She heard him, but finding Myra and avoiding Harry were the only things on her mind.

"Myra!" she ran over to the Slytherin table as she spotted Myra sitting on the far end by herself, with Marcus and Draco trying to get her attention.

"What's going on?" she asked Myra, looking at the boys confusedly.

"She's not talking to me." Marcus turned around and stuck his tongue out at Myra.

"Oh, I see." Fauna tried to keep herself from laughing.

"Hey baby," Draco suddenly noticed her appearance and smiled. "Come sit."

Fauna walked around to Draco's side of the table and sat down.

"Do you want it?" Marcus was dangling his cookie teasingly in front of Myra's face.

"Hmph!" Myra crossed her arms and turned to look at Fauna.

"He's so sweet, why are you mad at him?" Fauna asked her.

"You know bloody well why!" she pouted and kept eating, obviously still mad about the detention with Snape.

Just then, Fauna saw Oliver and Harry walk into the Great Hall. 'Oh crap!' Somehow she had completely forgotten about telling Myra.

"Myra!" Fauna grabbed her arm and yanked her out of her seat.

"What the-" Myra began startled, but was cut off as Fauna pulled her through the crowd of people and into the hallway.

"Thanks for asking me about my study date with Oliver." she said sarcastically.

"Well, you didn't say anything about it, so I didn't know if it was a good idea to ask." Myra shrugged apologetically.

"It was AMAZING!" Fauna screamed, causing people around them to stare as they walked past.

Myra laughed. "I'm guessing you didn't actually study?"

"Well, I didn't study, but I learned something," Fauna began , with an evil smile.

"Well, what is it that you learned?" Myra drawled, playing along. It irritated her to no end when her friend acted like this. She would work her way around whatever it was that she was trying to say until Myra freaked in anticipation.

"What it's like to lose something." she whispered, laughing, into her friend's ear. Myra turned to Fauna, speechless.

Then Myra started sniggering uncontrollably.

Fauna frowned. This wasn't the reaction she expected. She had half expected Myra to slap her in the face. Or even funnier, run into the Great Hall and slap Oliver in the face.

"Looks like you got your practice in early. Did it hurt?" Myra asked eagerly.

"Not really. Well, kind of at first, but then it was good." Fauna got a dreamy look on her face.

"Cause of who it was, I bet. I mean, Oliver Wood…probably was hung like a snail." Myra smirked.

"Myra!" Fauna dried, getting red in the face. "He was hung just fine!" she yelled, causing more looks from around them.

"If you say so. I would rather not find out for myself." Myra couldn't help but laugh at the look on Fauna's face. "Now are you going to eat lunch? We have Care of Magical Creatures in fifteen minutes." she grabbed Fauna's arm and led her back into the Great Hall to their table.

"I can hardly breathe, never mind eat!" Fauna cried as Myra shoved a plateful of food at her.

"And why is that?" Draco asked suspiciously, moving closer to her.

'Whoops,' she had forgotten Draco was sitting next to her. "Er, I, er..." she stuttered, unable to think of any excuse.

"Just came from detention." Myra hurriedly finished her sentence.

"From where?" Draco asked.

"Oh, er, Professor McGonagall, for disrupting her class." Fauna explained.

"That sucks, what'd you do?" How bloody annoying Draco could be when he wanted to, Fauna rolled her eyes at Myra.

"Nothing, don't worry about it." Fauna replied, and kissed him, figuring it would shut him up about her detention.

"Well, I'm off to Astronomy." Marcus announced and got up. "Bye, Myra." he said in a taunting voice as he left.

"Which means the three of us should be going to Care of Magical Creatures." Myra said, and they all walked out of the Great Hall.