Why Weiß Works in a Flower Shop

Disclaimer: No, I don't own Weiß...yet.

Teaser: Ever wonder why Weiß's cover is a flower shop? Doesn't it seem a little, well,

odd that assassins run a flower shop? Here's my explanation as to why.

The woman walked down the hall, a file folder situated under her arm, her heels clacking

as she walked. A gentle rap on a door was answered with a call of, "Come in."

She pushed open the door and entered a dark room, only to find a frustrated Persia

rubbing his temples. "Problem?" She click-clacked over to the man and began to rub his

shoulders, rewarded with a weak smile.

"Yes. I'm trying to decide what Weiß cover should be. I don't want something too

obvious."

At this a little diddy began going through Manx's head that went a little something like

this, 'Well, being the yaoi fangirl I am, I should suggest something that would convert

even the straightest of all men, like, a restaurant, no, a,' "Flower shop." The last two

words of her thoughts was spoken aloud.

"A flower shop? Doesn't that seem a little, well, girlie?" Manx shrugged, a smirk on her

lips. "Right, I forgot, you're a fangirl. Well, I must admit, it is rather inconspicuous."

Manx began doing a little victory dance, which included, well, dancing. She also began

singing. "It feels good! Do it to me, do it to me, do it to me, do it to me!(1)" Soon Persia

was infected with Manx's glee and joined in her dance.

****

Manx exited the flower shop, a little more bounce in her step than when she entered. Ken

turned to his lover, Yohji and Omi(who were currently making out and too busy to care

about the real world). "Don't you think she seemed just a bit too happy when we told her

we were all gay?"

Ran shrugged one shoulder before pushing his innocent, oblivious, sexy boyfriend against

the wall and kissing him. Ken was too busy to think about Manx's strange behavior

anymore.

Meanwhile, Manx was walking, or, victory dancing, down the street, scaring adults and

small children alike and singing. "It feels good! Do it to me, do it to me, do it to me, do it

to me!"

Owari

(1) This is an actually song. It's called the 13th and it's by The Cure. I'm listening to it

right now so I thought, 'Hey, why not?' I love The Cure, Robert Smith has such a sexy

voice. If' you're a fan of The Cure please e-mail me. I only know one other fan of The

Cure, and I'm dying for someone to rant with!

All right, well, that was interesting. Please review! KenKen wants you to. Or, he would if

Ran wasn't busy, oh my, I didn't know you could bend like that Ran!