This is a sequel to Meet the Relatives. I highly suggest you read that first, but you don't have too, I guess.

This contains Yaoi! Y/Y, R/B, J/S, and now because of Rina Starfire's request.... ::drum roll:: Marik/Malik!!

Enjoy!

Chapter 1: It starts

"Get outta the way you stupid mutt!" Ryou kicked the at dog and hurried on.

"Ryou! Slow down! Please!" Yugi called after he stopped to make sure the dog was okay. "RYOU! You are walking too fast!" Yugi ran to catch up.

The small boy finally caught up to the other as they reached a park bench.

Ryou glared at random objects while Yugi tried to catch his breath.

"Okay," The tri-colored hair bobbled up and down with each pant. Yugi took one deep breath, let it out, and relaxed on the bench next to the slightly taller boy. "Okay, what is this all about? You call me out of work, and make me run after you all the way to the park. Why?"

"Yugi" Ryou looked strangley sad. "I have some important news for you. I know you aren't going to like it, and you might not believe me immediately, but in the end I know we will both be okay. All we have to do is stay strong, and we can get through this together!" Ryou's voice cracked slightly.

"Right.." Yugi said slowly while staring at the white haired boy with big eyes. "What is it again?"

"Yugi," Ryou sniffed and took a deep breath. "Yami is cheating on you"

~*~*~*~*~*

"So what do ya call this truck again?"

"It's a bus I think dad"

"Well how much longer are we going to be on it? I need to take a leak."

"Joe said he would meet us where ever this thing stops."

"We aren't staying at Joe's are we?"

"Well in a way. Joe moved out of the house him and his dad shared a while back."

"OH! Is he one of them Hobos?"

"Naw, he moved in with that Seto guy."

"Oh, so we are staying with them then?"

"You ask too many questions!"

Earl slapped Billy on the back of the head. "Respect your father! I have a bad memory"

"Fine, fine" Billy rubbed the back of his head. "Joe says Seto is rich, and has a nice house."

"Reckon it will be better than the Crocketts?"

"I don't know dad. Lets just try to sleep some."

Billy closed his eyes, and tried to sleep. Unfortunately the bus decided to stop at that moment and the poor boy found himself thrown out of the seat.

"Hee Haw!!!" Earl's donkey like laugh rang out across the bus. "We are here!!"

Billy rubbed his new bruise. "Oh joy."

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

"NO!"

"what?"

"You stupid.. ARGH!! I.. I.. GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE NOW!!!!" Isis picked up the insane Egyptian and threw him out the door.

"Isis.." Her brother began looking at his poor love rub the spot where his butt connected to the cement. "Was that really necessary?"

"YES!" Isis ran back into the kitchen to make sure the cat was still alive. "Oh you poor baby!!" She grabbed the fluff ball out of the microwave. Marik had tried to experiement with animals and radiation, but the only animal around was the cat, and the only radiation that was around was the microwave.

"Isis you shouldn't care so much about that cat! It's evil I tell you!! It bit me!" Malik screamed.

The older sibling spun around in a blur to face her brother. "What. Did. You. Say?" She said slowly and venomously.

"I..." Malik began but could say anymore as he was picked up by the collar of his shirt and thrown out the door. He landed on top of Marik.

"NEITHER OF YOU CAN COME BACK TILL YOU KNOW HOW TO LOVE KOJO!" Isis slammed the door, leaving the two look-a-likes on the sidewalk.

"Kojo? I thought its name was D.C."

Malik shook his head. "Who cares? Let's go!"

"Go where?"

"Oh, I didn't think about that."

Marik stopped to think a moment. "How about we go to Bakura's? He will join us on a rampage! We can kick all the cats we see, and step on the tails of the ones that look like your sisters!"

"Okay! Let's go now! For real this time!"

And with that the two started off the street talking about ways to torture cats.

TBC

Hehe. It starts! Please review!