Once again, I have failed to update my fanfic in a very long time. I have upseted all the people who have reviewed. I thank you all for reviewing though!!! And I'm also sorry I lack in serious writing skills. Humor fics are more for me. ^_^ I've tried to incorporate some of your guys ideas. If it isn't here, I've probably changed it around, or else I'll use it later on. I only hope no one will be mad with the continuation of the last chapter. I've tried my best.....

Disclaimer: I don't own anything, anything, anything!!! If you have any confusion, please talk to my lawyer.

Continuing from the last chapters events....

Moomba: Just so you won't get confused about what exactly is going on here, all the ff8ers are on the verge of temptation. A temptation that just may have them kicked out of the house (yeah right!). That is, if the producers have the heart to....

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Irvine: Dammit! Why me?

Irvine got dressed in the ridiculous (but cute ^_^) Mog suit that was just a few sizes too small. The Event Square Manager came up to him and gave him his lines.

ESM: I hope you can memorize this in a few minutes. As long as you get the gist of it, I think you'll be fine.

Irvine: Why do I have to do this?

ESM: Because or else you'll get fired and kicked off the show (hehe....not really)

Irvine: Grrrr....Fine.

In the midst of the arguing, Mogki came up to Irvine. She would be playing Mogiet in the play....and his lover! ^_^

Mogki: Hey Mister Irvine! I am so glad you'll be in the play with me! Moguta got choked up on a couple Kupo Nuts. He just goes crazy for those things, I knew he shouldn't have ate so many of them before the play!

Irvine: Why didn't you stop him? Thanks to that Mog, I have to be in the most embarrassing situation in my life!!!

Mogki: Hehe....Oh! We're on in five minutes! Better learn those lines, Mogeo! Hehe....

Five minutes later....

Mogster: And now, we are here to present to you the most famous and beloved play since 'I Want To Be Your Canary', Mogeo and Mogiet! Starring Mogki and Irvine!!!

Much later into the play.... (by the way, I don't know the exact lines of this play, so I am kind of just making stuff up....hehe, hope that's ok)

Mogiet (Mogki): But how can we be together, knowing that thy parents and kingdom is enemies with mine?

Mogeo (Irvine): Eh, ummm....Oh, we'll find a way. Nothing can stop our love!!! ::unenthusiastic::

Mogiet (Mogki): Oh Mogeo, you're so romantic!

(kissing scene)

Mogiet tries to stand up as tall as she can, seeing as she is short compared to Irvine, and is ready for him to kiss her.

Mogeo (Irvine): Ah....Eh...AH!!!!!

Mogiet (Mogki): ????? Oh Mogeo? Why'd thou run away? Just because our parents are against each other, doesn't mean we should stop our relationship! You said it yourself!!!

Mogeo (Irvine): AH!!! Get away!!! ::starts to take off the costume:: (hehe, he has his clothes underneath ^_^)

By this time, Irvine has run off the stage and into the crowd, and out of the event square. He hopped into one of the other squares hoping to hide from the Manager, and also, hoping he won't get fired....

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Seifer went into the Chocobo Racers room, and decided how he was going to get in. All the spots for the next race were filled and it didn't matter if there were any free ones because employees weren't allowed to participate in the races, especially when they were on duty.

Seifer: Hehe....I have an idea! Thanks to Zidane....

Moomba: Most of you might be confused. That is, if you haven't played Final Fantasy 9! Just so you won't get confused, Seifer is going to do something that Zidane did in FF9. He will beat up one of the Chocobo Racers, steal their outfit, stuff the almost naked racer into a closet, and wear the outfit, so everyone will think he is one of the Riders!!! There were no Chocobo Racers in FF9, Zidane dressed up as a guard instead. Back to the fic!

So, Seifer picked the puniest looking Male Racer and started his plan.

Seifer: Hello Mister! I work here and I was hoping you could show me how to flush the toilets in these bathrooms. This is my first day of work and I've never used the bathrooms here before, so I was hoping you could help me, if you don't mind.

Chocobo Racer: Eh, sure. As long as it doesn't smell bad.

Seifer: Oh, I did Number one, so it doesn't smell as bad. ^_^

So, the Chocobo Racer and Seifer went into the bathroom, and into one of the stalls.

Chocobo Racer: All you have to do is....Hey! There's no pee in this toi....AHH!!!

Seifer: Hehehe....

Chocobo Racer: Molester!!!

Seifer: Ugh....gross. I'm not a gay molester. I just need your uniform to ride in the race.

Chocobo Racer: AHHH!!! Get off of me!

Seifer didn't enjoy this part, but knew that it would all be worth it once he raced against those girls. He knew they'd be impressed with his speed.

Seifer stuffed the Chocobo Racer into a nearby Janitors Closet and put a broom under the handle, so he wouldn't get out. He also tied his hands and feet. Just to play it safe.

Seifer: Hehe. Ladies, here I come!!!

Seifer was wearing number 7. He was lucky that his uniform covered his face. But as soon as the race was over, he would reveal who he was, and impress the girls. Seifer went into the Chocobo Stables and looked for the Chocobo that had a number seven on his saddle. Once he found it he heard an announcement.

ALL CHOCOBO RACERS FOR TONIGHTS RACE, PLEASE HEAD TO THE TRACK NOW....

Seifer brought his Chocobo to the track and spotted the two ladies he saw earlier. They were number 3 and 9.

Seifer: Hehe, I might want to impress them, but they will definitely NOT win.

Referee: Racers get ready....set....go!!!

All the Chocobos dashed off in a sprint, except for number 5, who was still finishing a Gysahl Green his owner fed him, for good luck.

Chobobo Racer #5: Hurry Red! HURRY!!! We have to race!!

The Chocobo finally finished the Green and started the race. Meanwhile, Seifer was in third, with Numbers #2 and #10 were just before him, and Numbers #3 and #9 just behind him.

Seifer: Faster!!! Faster!!!

Seifer increased the acceleration of the Chocobo, and off they went!!!

Seifer: That's right! Good Chocobo!

Chocobo: Warrk!

Near the end of the race, Seifer had moved up to second. He stopped using the acceleration, because he knew if he relied on it too much, the Chocobo would become too weary to even finish the race. Fortunately, the racers behind Seifer didn't figure this out, until it was too late. So, he didn't worry about them. All he needed to do was focus on beating Number #10. Since only meters separated them from the finish line, they both stepped on the accelerator.

Seifer: Come on, little Chocobo! If you win this for me, I'll give you a green, leafy, yummy, expensive Green!

Chocobo: Warrrkkk?!?!?!?

Moomba: Hmm, that seemed to do the trick. The Chocobo must be really hungry. Because now, Seifer is in first place and almost at the finish line! Go Seifer!!!

AND NUMBER #7 WINS THE RACE. AUDIENCE, PLEASE COME COLLECT YOUR MONEY IF YOU BET ON NUMBER #7.

Seifer: YES!!! Now, time to find those girls....

Seifer took off his mask and fixed his hair. He was walking toward the female racers when suddenly....

???: Not so fast!!!

Seifer: Huh?

CSM: I am the Chocobo Square Manager. What you did was violating the rules of your job. Please come with me. We will decide your fate.

Seifer: You can't tell me what to do! Wow, you're a manager! Blah, blah. I can cut you up into a million pieces!

CSM: Hey I may just be a Manager, but I still have power over your fate on Final Fantasy: Real World 8.

Seifer: What do you mean?

CSM: I happen to be one of many producers of the show. MWUAHAHAHA!!!

Seifer: ....

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Rinoa and Cloud stepped into the fighting ring. Fifty or maybe even more fans were surrounding them. Most of them were cheering for Cloud, since Rinoa wasn't from Final Fantasy 7 and wasn't well known here.

Moomba: But wait! I see two familiar fans of Rinoa here!

Steve: Doug! Look! It's Rinoa! From Costa del Sol! Remember!

Doug: Yeah right! You just want to trick me so that you can put nacho cheese in my hair.

Steve: Fine! Don't believe me!

Doug finally decided to look. Besides, he didn't tell Steve, but he kind of DID like having nacho cheese in his hair.

Doug: Holy moogles! It really is her!!! What is a delicate flower like her doing here??? She could get hurt!

Steve: Nah, I bet she'll beat Cloud's ass to the ground!!!

Moomba: While those two fools are cheering for Rinoa, I will be here to cheer on Cloud! Yay! What can I say? Cloud rocks!!! ^_^

Cloud: Let's see if those advanced battle tactics aren't just fancy words!!!

Rinoa: Alright. I just can't believe you have the heart to beat me up. I mean, I am a girl....

Cloud: Uh....

BATTLE BEGIN!!!

Rinoa throws her pinwheel towards Cloud and manages to hit his arm.

Cloud: Uh....

Rinoa: What's wrong with you? Fine, be that way!!! Mwuahahaha! Wishing Star!

Suddenly, Rinoa's dog, Angelo came out of nowhere. He started attacking the still-stunned Cloud.

Angelo: Ruff, ruff! Grrrrr....

RINOA WINS!!!

Cloud: ....

Steve & Doug: Rinoa! Rinoa! Rinoa!

Moomba: Cloud....I'm sorry you have to get K.O'ed. But the reviewers come first. And that's what they wanted. ::sniff, sniff::

Rinoa got lifted up into the crowd. Everyone was chanting her name! Even the Battle Square Manager, in an angry tone.

BSM: Rinoa!!! Come here....right....now....

Everyone dropped Rinoa on the ground, and not softly.

Rinoa: OW!!

Cloud finally woke up and saw Rinoa walking toward the Battle Square Manager.

Cloud: Mwuahaha!!! That's what you get for trying to seduce me!

Moomba: Eh, Cloud, she wasn't really seducing you....

Cloud: Oh, well, it felt like she was. Man, that was a really vicious dog.

Moomba: Cure!!!

Cloud: Thanks little Moomba!

Moomba: Your welcome! ^_^

Meanwhile, Rinoa was walking with the Battle Square Manager. He would, along with the other managers, decide her fate.

Rinoa: ::sighs::

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Zell: Paycheck or hunger pains? Paycheck or hunger pains? Which one???

Little Boy: I don't have all day you know!

Zell: Ah, my stomach is grumbling....

Moomba: Don't give in Zell! Remember, you threw up because of those evil hotdogs! How can you still be hungry?

Zell: They're just....sooo....yummy....That's it! Give me one of those little boy! I WILL show you how to beat the spaceship! MWUAHAHAHA!!! ::snarf, snarf, burps::

Moomba: Nooooooooooo....Oh well!

Zell and the little boy got into the roller coaster ride.

Little Boy: Better hold on tight. Eating that hotdog before the ride might just make you wanna hurl!

Zell: Shut up! Or you can forget about beating that spaceship.

RIDE NOW STARTING, PLEASE FASTEN SEATBELTS AND KEEP ALL HAND INSIDE THE VEHICLE.

Later on in the ride, up to the spaceship part....

Zell: Gonna....throw....up.

Little Boy: No! Not now! We are almost at the part!

Zell: Oh....Right! Just keep on shooting at the spaceship and don't take your aim off of it for a second. And also, keep your laser power up, or your hits won't be as powerful. You can do it! It's worth 1000 points!

Little Boy: Boom! Boom! Boom! Yes! I got it! I win! I'm the best! Woo-hoo!

Zell: Yeah, yeah, good for you....

The ride stopped at the station.

SSM: Yes, yes. Good for you, little boy. But, not for little Zell.

Zell: He made me! He bribed me with hotdogs!

SSM: For some reason, I don't believe that. He looks like a good, innocent, little boy. But not you! You're coming with me.

Zell: No Mister Speed Square Manager Sir! Don't make me! Noooooooo....

Moomba: I told ya....

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Quistis and the guy were talking for a while. She kept on seeing many couples go on the ride. She couldn't take it anymore!!!

Quistis: Would you like to go on the ride with me?

Random Guy #6: I thought you'd never ask!

Quistis: Ok, people we are closed now for repairs. Sorry!

Crowd: Aw, man!

Everyone left.

Quistis: There, I got rid of them!

Quistis and Random Guy #6 got on the ride. And they weren't heard from for the rest of the night! ^_^ Until....

Random Guy #6: I think we better get off now!

Quistis: Why?

Random Guy #6: ....

Quistis: Oh alright. I HAVE to get off anyways, before I get caught.

The ride stopped at the station only to see....

RSM: A little too late, eh Quistis? It seems you have already been caught...

Quistis: Urgh....

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Selphie: Hehe, I've successfully took off my suit without anyone noticing! And yes, readers, I have clothes underneath!! Now what to do?

Selphie walked out into the open amidst all the fun games. She might as well have some fun while she was here.

Selphie: Hmm....G-Bike game? Sounds like fun!

Selphie got on the second bike. On the first bike, she saw another girl, currently playing. So, she guessed she wouldn't bother her. But it didn't matter, because the girl said hi to her!

???: Hi!

Selphie: Hey is this game any good?

???: Yeah, it's lots of fun. By the way, my name is Yuffie!

Selphie: Oh, I'm Selphie. I guess I'll play this then! Hee-hee!

So the two girls rode on the G-Bikes. It seems like Selphie made a new friend....

Moomba: Hehe, it SEEMS....MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ahem....

Selphie: That was lots of fun! Thanks for showing me how to ride the bike. I gotta go now! Bye!

Yuffie: Not so fast!

Selphie: What?

Yuffie: You have broken rules. You KNOW you aren't supposed to play the games, while you are on duty!!

Selphie: How did you know I worked here, Yuffie?

Yuffie: Because....

Gasp! It wasn't the perky thief Yuffie from FF7! It was the Wonder Square Manager dressed like her!

WSM: That's right!! And now, we will decide your fate!

Selphie: Gahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

Selphie started running away. In fact she got out of the Wonder Square and jumped into a random Arena. She hope she wouldn't be caught....

WSM: You can't get away! I will find you Selphie Tilmett! If it's the last thing I do!!!

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Moomba: Meanwhile, Squall fell asleep in one of the hotel rooms. By now, all his drool has piled up on his pillow.

Squall: Ah, these beds are comfortable. ::sleepily:: So, are these pillows.

Squall took one of the pillows next to him and hugged it. He thought he heard a sound coming from it.

Squall: Ah, sleepiness....

Squall took another pillow on the other side of him. He thought he heard a sound coming from it too!

Suddenly, the lights turned on!

GSM: What's going on here?

Moomba: It seems that the Ghost Square Manager stumbled upon Squall. And not just him!

Squall: Ah!!!! Who's in my bed?

Irvine: Huh?

Selphie: Eh?

The Three of Them: AHHHHH!!!!

Squall: I thought you were pillows!!

Irvine: I thought this room was empty!

Selphie: So did I!

GSM: Excuse me, but we don't allow homosexual gatherings in the Ghost Hotel threesomes in here! By the way, you three work here don't you? You guys are in big trouble! We've been looking for you....

The Three of Them: Dammit!!!

Moomba: Mwuahahaha!!! I can't believe all of them fell into the arms of tempatation! I can't believe all of them got caught. Oh well, this fanfic is weird. Sorry, I hope this chapter didn't seem a little rushed. I wanted it to come out on Christmas as a present for you guys! And if you don't celebrate Christmas, then just as a Happy Holidays gift! ^_^ I hope you guys liked the chapter, and as always, I welcome ideas! Thanks to Leah, Sarah, and Tifa Lockhart. Hopefully, you saw your ideas included in this chapter! Someone do a Road Rules! It would be cool if they got together! Oh well, R&R if ya want! And happy holidays!!!