Chapter 6: Chapter the last. Pure chaos. Ryou's Surprise. Red neck
counseling. So many options for a title, so just pick your favorite or make
up your own.
"A limo just pulled down the street!" Yami jumped back from the window and ran into the kitchen. "It's probably everyone on their way here!!!"
"okay, okay!!" Malik hurried and finished cleaning. "Almost done here. How about you Bakura?"
"Living room is done, and the table is set! We are ready!" Bakura jumped a little out of excitement.
The three turned off all the lights and hid in the living room, waiting for the others to arrive.
~*~
The limo finally pulled into the driveway. Six got out and headed inside. Seto was frozen to his seat. Joey was trying to comfort him.
"I. Can't. Stand. It. Any. Longer." Each word had a twitch after it.
"Come on. I'm hungry and I heard there is food inside. We can leave right after I eat. Please?"
Joey didn't wait for an answer. He immediately pulled the other out of the car and into the house. The two stepped inside just in time to see Malik, Yami, and Bakura jump up and scream:
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYOU!!!!!!!!"
Reactions as follows:
Yugi: "Its your birthday? Why didn't you say something??"
Ryou: Fainted
Joey: Turned around and ran as soon he saw the three jump out.
Seto: Also ran when he saw the three jump out because he feared sharp objects.
Marik: Tried to find a knife to fight back.
Mokaba: Stood cutely confused as everyone else went insane. Eventually helped Marik on his knife hunt.
"Uhh. Billy aren't ya training to deal with people like this?" Earl looked for his son.
Billy had already pulled out the couch, and gotten his pen and paper. "Give me your worst."
Malik went first because he was the closest. "You see there is this cat. The name is Kojo. My sister loves it and I hate it. Marik tried to microwave it, and my sister kicked us out of the house. I can't go home till I learn how to love this cat."
Billy scribbled furiously on his notepad. He tore it off and gave it to the Egyptian.
"NEXT!"
"Wait! I can't read this!"
"It says to go to an animal shelter, and start feeling sorry for the cats. You might want to wait till Marik is done, because he will probably need to do the same."
Said yami went next.
"Well after the radiation experiment, I went to find Bakura. I found him but I didn't cause Bakura wasn't Bakura. And the Pharaoh is going to give me nightmares. They aren't being themselves, therefore I can't be myself."
Billy ripped another piece of paper. "It says to learn how to stand out and stand up. I also suggest the animal shelter."
"Why the animal shelter?"
"Who's the expert here? You or me? Don't question me! Just go!"
Marik nodded mutely and the two Egyptians headed out the door.
"NEXT!!"
Yugi gulped and headed towards the redneck. He sat as far away as possible.
Billy stared at him for a few minutes studying him closely. He scribbled a few notes down. Stared a little more. Looked around at the others. Took a deep breath and looked directly at the now curious small boy. "You are cute."
Chaos started with that simple statement.
"WHAT???" Yami roared and made a lunge towards the make shift psychiatrist.
Ryou beat him to it. "I have dibs first you stupid redneck!!"
Yugi pulled his feet to his chest and curled into a ball. 'This isn't happening.'
Yami heard Ryou's statement and changed directions in mid air. Billy ended up unhurt as Ryou was pinned to the ground.
"Dibs first?" The dark spirit glared down at pale boy beneath him.
"I know the truth about you. You don't deserve Yugi."
Yami's eyes widened. "Why you little..." The eye started glowing in the middle of his forehead.
"NOOO!!! RYOU!!" Bakura tackled Yami off Ryou. "Run Ryou!! I will save you!"
"Get off you stupid Nanny!" The two dark spirits began to wrestle on the floor, throwing various insults.
Ryou stared at the two yamis. Tears began to leak out of his eyes. "KURA!!! You are back!! You saved me!!" Ryou quickly wiped away his tears and turned to the ball of light on the couch. "Yugi help me get them apart before they hurt each other, please."
The small boy nodded mutely, and positioned himself. "Three, two, ONE! GO!" Ryou yelled. Yugi grabbed his yami from behind at the same time Ryou grabbed his.
Both yamis fell backwards onto their hikari's laps. They panted and glared at each other. Ryou snuggled his captor, while Yugi stared in shock.
"WHAT WAS THE MEANING OF THAT!?" Seto demanded, glaring at Billy. "Don't you understand what results hitting on Yugi would have?!"
The redneck shrink sniffed indignantly. "Of course. Don't you realize what I just did?"
"You cured Kura!!" Ryou snuggled his yami.
Billy ruffled the boys hair nodding, but quickly pulled away as Bakura began growling.
"Uhh. That's right! But I did more than just that. I also helped Yugi, Yami, and you. In all I killed four birds with one stone!"
"Why are you talking about killing birds? What did the birds do to you?" Yami tilted his head confused.
"Welcome back Yami. You have missed much." Yugi answered monotone.
"When was I gone?"
"There is much to tell you. Let us leave." Yugi said in the same steady voice as he dragged the spirit out the door.
"Happy Birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday dear m~e! My Kura is Back!!" Ryou sang happily as he pushed Seto, Joey, Billy, Mokaba, and Earl out the door.
The five silently rode back to the mansion. Once home, Mokaba went to his room to go to bed (for it was extremely late!), Earl went to his room to check on Skippy, and the others collapsed in one of the living rooms.
"Geoff me pup!" Seto rumbled as he tried to lay down. Joey didn't seem ready to move, and Seto was too tired to make him.
Billy watched for a moment. "Do you need consoling too?"
Snores were his answer.
~*~
"Bye Joey!!"
"Bye you two! Keep up with the counseling Billy!" Joey waved until he could see the bus no longer. "Well that was fun, eh Seto?"
"Oh yeah sure. We must remember never to do that again."
The two slowly walked aimlessly, enjoying each others presence.
"KITTY!!! COME BACK KITTY!!"
They froze. That voice was familiar.
A cat streaked by, closely followed by none other than Malik.
Not ones to be left out, the blonde and brunette followed.
Malik reached his house, and his sister was standing outside looking rather exasperated. Cats were everywhere around the house.
"Okay, Malik you win! Please get these cats out of here. I will get rid of mine too." Isis seemed to be begging her brother.
"No!!! I love my cats!"
"I don't care! We are never having another pet as long as we live in the same house! Get rid of them all!!"
Malik hung his head and slunk inside where Marik could be seen trying to open a can of tuna.
"Oh, Hello Seto, Joey." Isis smiled. "I don't know what happened to him. One minute he can't stand one cat, and the next he has every cat from the animal following him, and he had a truckload of tuna delivered. After this I suppose I should donate to the animal shelter."
The two nodded mutely and left. They already had too much information.
"MALIK! I SEE YOU TRYING TO HIDE THEM!!"
Seto and Joey took off running.
And you thought you had problems??
THE END
Hehe. It's over. In case I forgot it earlier (which I think I did) Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh. Billy, Earl, and Skippy are mine, but I am not too attached to them. Thanks for reading. Did you like it? Please review!!
"A limo just pulled down the street!" Yami jumped back from the window and ran into the kitchen. "It's probably everyone on their way here!!!"
"okay, okay!!" Malik hurried and finished cleaning. "Almost done here. How about you Bakura?"
"Living room is done, and the table is set! We are ready!" Bakura jumped a little out of excitement.
The three turned off all the lights and hid in the living room, waiting for the others to arrive.
~*~
The limo finally pulled into the driveway. Six got out and headed inside. Seto was frozen to his seat. Joey was trying to comfort him.
"I. Can't. Stand. It. Any. Longer." Each word had a twitch after it.
"Come on. I'm hungry and I heard there is food inside. We can leave right after I eat. Please?"
Joey didn't wait for an answer. He immediately pulled the other out of the car and into the house. The two stepped inside just in time to see Malik, Yami, and Bakura jump up and scream:
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYOU!!!!!!!!"
Reactions as follows:
Yugi: "Its your birthday? Why didn't you say something??"
Ryou: Fainted
Joey: Turned around and ran as soon he saw the three jump out.
Seto: Also ran when he saw the three jump out because he feared sharp objects.
Marik: Tried to find a knife to fight back.
Mokaba: Stood cutely confused as everyone else went insane. Eventually helped Marik on his knife hunt.
"Uhh. Billy aren't ya training to deal with people like this?" Earl looked for his son.
Billy had already pulled out the couch, and gotten his pen and paper. "Give me your worst."
Malik went first because he was the closest. "You see there is this cat. The name is Kojo. My sister loves it and I hate it. Marik tried to microwave it, and my sister kicked us out of the house. I can't go home till I learn how to love this cat."
Billy scribbled furiously on his notepad. He tore it off and gave it to the Egyptian.
"NEXT!"
"Wait! I can't read this!"
"It says to go to an animal shelter, and start feeling sorry for the cats. You might want to wait till Marik is done, because he will probably need to do the same."
Said yami went next.
"Well after the radiation experiment, I went to find Bakura. I found him but I didn't cause Bakura wasn't Bakura. And the Pharaoh is going to give me nightmares. They aren't being themselves, therefore I can't be myself."
Billy ripped another piece of paper. "It says to learn how to stand out and stand up. I also suggest the animal shelter."
"Why the animal shelter?"
"Who's the expert here? You or me? Don't question me! Just go!"
Marik nodded mutely and the two Egyptians headed out the door.
"NEXT!!"
Yugi gulped and headed towards the redneck. He sat as far away as possible.
Billy stared at him for a few minutes studying him closely. He scribbled a few notes down. Stared a little more. Looked around at the others. Took a deep breath and looked directly at the now curious small boy. "You are cute."
Chaos started with that simple statement.
"WHAT???" Yami roared and made a lunge towards the make shift psychiatrist.
Ryou beat him to it. "I have dibs first you stupid redneck!!"
Yugi pulled his feet to his chest and curled into a ball. 'This isn't happening.'
Yami heard Ryou's statement and changed directions in mid air. Billy ended up unhurt as Ryou was pinned to the ground.
"Dibs first?" The dark spirit glared down at pale boy beneath him.
"I know the truth about you. You don't deserve Yugi."
Yami's eyes widened. "Why you little..." The eye started glowing in the middle of his forehead.
"NOOO!!! RYOU!!" Bakura tackled Yami off Ryou. "Run Ryou!! I will save you!"
"Get off you stupid Nanny!" The two dark spirits began to wrestle on the floor, throwing various insults.
Ryou stared at the two yamis. Tears began to leak out of his eyes. "KURA!!! You are back!! You saved me!!" Ryou quickly wiped away his tears and turned to the ball of light on the couch. "Yugi help me get them apart before they hurt each other, please."
The small boy nodded mutely, and positioned himself. "Three, two, ONE! GO!" Ryou yelled. Yugi grabbed his yami from behind at the same time Ryou grabbed his.
Both yamis fell backwards onto their hikari's laps. They panted and glared at each other. Ryou snuggled his captor, while Yugi stared in shock.
"WHAT WAS THE MEANING OF THAT!?" Seto demanded, glaring at Billy. "Don't you understand what results hitting on Yugi would have?!"
The redneck shrink sniffed indignantly. "Of course. Don't you realize what I just did?"
"You cured Kura!!" Ryou snuggled his yami.
Billy ruffled the boys hair nodding, but quickly pulled away as Bakura began growling.
"Uhh. That's right! But I did more than just that. I also helped Yugi, Yami, and you. In all I killed four birds with one stone!"
"Why are you talking about killing birds? What did the birds do to you?" Yami tilted his head confused.
"Welcome back Yami. You have missed much." Yugi answered monotone.
"When was I gone?"
"There is much to tell you. Let us leave." Yugi said in the same steady voice as he dragged the spirit out the door.
"Happy Birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday dear m~e! My Kura is Back!!" Ryou sang happily as he pushed Seto, Joey, Billy, Mokaba, and Earl out the door.
The five silently rode back to the mansion. Once home, Mokaba went to his room to go to bed (for it was extremely late!), Earl went to his room to check on Skippy, and the others collapsed in one of the living rooms.
"Geoff me pup!" Seto rumbled as he tried to lay down. Joey didn't seem ready to move, and Seto was too tired to make him.
Billy watched for a moment. "Do you need consoling too?"
Snores were his answer.
~*~
"Bye Joey!!"
"Bye you two! Keep up with the counseling Billy!" Joey waved until he could see the bus no longer. "Well that was fun, eh Seto?"
"Oh yeah sure. We must remember never to do that again."
The two slowly walked aimlessly, enjoying each others presence.
"KITTY!!! COME BACK KITTY!!"
They froze. That voice was familiar.
A cat streaked by, closely followed by none other than Malik.
Not ones to be left out, the blonde and brunette followed.
Malik reached his house, and his sister was standing outside looking rather exasperated. Cats were everywhere around the house.
"Okay, Malik you win! Please get these cats out of here. I will get rid of mine too." Isis seemed to be begging her brother.
"No!!! I love my cats!"
"I don't care! We are never having another pet as long as we live in the same house! Get rid of them all!!"
Malik hung his head and slunk inside where Marik could be seen trying to open a can of tuna.
"Oh, Hello Seto, Joey." Isis smiled. "I don't know what happened to him. One minute he can't stand one cat, and the next he has every cat from the animal following him, and he had a truckload of tuna delivered. After this I suppose I should donate to the animal shelter."
The two nodded mutely and left. They already had too much information.
"MALIK! I SEE YOU TRYING TO HIDE THEM!!"
Seto and Joey took off running.
And you thought you had problems??
THE END
Hehe. It's over. In case I forgot it earlier (which I think I did) Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh. Billy, Earl, and Skippy are mine, but I am not too attached to them. Thanks for reading. Did you like it? Please review!!
