(OUTSIDE SHEA STADIUM)

Coco: (wearing a Yankees shirt) Woo-hooo!! Yankees win!

Pinstripe: (wearing a Mets shirt) Ha, lucky break Coco. Just pure luck.

Coco: That's right. 5 to 0. 3 home runs by Alfonso Soriano, Derek Jeter, and Jason Giambi. Your team never scored a run. Guess what, one of the Mets' big hitters was ejected from the game.

Pinstripe: (worried) UHHHH!

Coco: That's right. This game was too easy. Andy Pettitte took out Steve Trachsel and the Mets down.

Pinstripe: Whoopie! That was just one game. Too bad, the Mets can't sweep them but they can win the series starting tomorrow.

Coco: Yeah right pal. Mike Mussina will continue to do some more damage to the Mets as the Yankees will get more runs. I'll be wearing my moose cap tomorrow.

Pinstripe: Ha! You don't stand a chance of winning the next game. Tom Glavine will beat those Yanks.

Coco: Yankees can beat him. We got him in the World Series twice and we will do it again.

Pinstripe: Well I say that the Mets will still beat the Yankees.

Coco: You wish Pinstripe. The Yankees are a powerful team than the Mets. 2 of your big hitters are on the DL (disabled list) Mike Piazza and Mo Vaughn. No wonder the Mets are getting weaker.

Pinstripe: Now you leave my Mets alone.

Coco: I'll say whatever I want because the Yanks will take them down for good and to boot a sweep.

Pinstripe: Yeah, yeah, yeah! Yankees never swept the Mets even in the World Series.

Coco: So do the Mets, they also never swept the Yankees. This year, the Yankees will.

Pinstripe: No way Jose!

Coco: Yes way Chico!

Pinstripe: Yeah, we will smear your Yankees.

Coco: No, the Yankees will double smear those losing Mets.

Pinstripe: Yeah, we'll see about that Coco. Be back here tomorrow, right here at Shea.

Coco: Fine! You will be embarrassed when they will show the next game on a semi-national TV and make you a sore loser. (makes an "L" on her right hand and places it on her forehead)

Pinstripe: (grunts) No you will be the loser. (leaves the scene)

Coco: (looks at the camera) Aw well, he doesn't know that the Yankees got more championships than the Mets. See you tomorrow!

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