(OUTSIDE SHEA STADIUM)

Coco: (with a Yankee umbrella) Well, today, the Yankees and Mets were postponed due to this awful weather. They will play a double header next Saturday at Yankee Stadium.

Pinstripe: (with a Met umbrella) Whew! That was a close one.

Coco: You're lucky that the Yankees didn't win, neither did the Mets. It went up to the 4th inning. 5 innings would have gotten you.

Pinstripe: Yep. Jeromy Bernitz blasted one out of here.

Coco: Now any more. That home run will not count because it wasn't an official game.

Pinstripe: WHAT!!!!!

Coco: Yeah, I found out from my boyfriend Max. An official game is 5 innings.

Pinstripe: Mets will win tomorrow night.

Coco: Yeah! You will be seen on national TV on ESPN.

Pinstripe: Ha! The Yankees rarely win on ESPN. The Mets will pound them.

Coco: Ha. The boomer David Wells will take you out.

Pinstripe: Not until Tom Glavine will crush them first. Since he got scratched from the rotation hours ago, he'll pitch to a wimpy team.

Coco: In your dreams zoot suit guy.

Pinstripe: I guarantee that the Mets will blow the Yankees away.

Coco: Ha, we'll find out tomorrow pal.

Pinstripe: Be here tomorrow.

Coco: You're on!

Pinstripe leaves scene

Coco: (looks at the camera) Hmm, maybe he'll think twice about messing with the Yanks. I'll be back here next game. See you tomorrow!

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