(OUTSIDE SHEA STADIUM)
Coco: (with a Yankee umbrella) Well, today, the Yankees and Mets were postponed due to this awful weather. They will play a double header next Saturday at Yankee Stadium.
Pinstripe: (with a Met umbrella) Whew! That was a close one.
Coco: You're lucky that the Yankees didn't win, neither did the Mets. It went up to the 4th inning. 5 innings would have gotten you.
Pinstripe: Yep. Jeromy Bernitz blasted one out of here.
Coco: Now any more. That home run will not count because it wasn't an official game.
Pinstripe: WHAT!!!!!
Coco: Yeah, I found out from my boyfriend Max. An official game is 5 innings.
Pinstripe: Mets will win tomorrow night.
Coco: Yeah! You will be seen on national TV on ESPN.
Pinstripe: Ha! The Yankees rarely win on ESPN. The Mets will pound them.
Coco: Ha. The boomer David Wells will take you out.
Pinstripe: Not until Tom Glavine will crush them first. Since he got scratched from the rotation hours ago, he'll pitch to a wimpy team.
Coco: In your dreams zoot suit guy.
Pinstripe: I guarantee that the Mets will blow the Yankees away.
Coco: Ha, we'll find out tomorrow pal.
Pinstripe: Be here tomorrow.
Coco: You're on!
Pinstripe leaves scene
Coco: (looks at the camera) Hmm, maybe he'll think twice about messing with the Yanks. I'll be back here next game. See you tomorrow!
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Coco: (with a Yankee umbrella) Well, today, the Yankees and Mets were postponed due to this awful weather. They will play a double header next Saturday at Yankee Stadium.
Pinstripe: (with a Met umbrella) Whew! That was a close one.
Coco: You're lucky that the Yankees didn't win, neither did the Mets. It went up to the 4th inning. 5 innings would have gotten you.
Pinstripe: Yep. Jeromy Bernitz blasted one out of here.
Coco: Now any more. That home run will not count because it wasn't an official game.
Pinstripe: WHAT!!!!!
Coco: Yeah, I found out from my boyfriend Max. An official game is 5 innings.
Pinstripe: Mets will win tomorrow night.
Coco: Yeah! You will be seen on national TV on ESPN.
Pinstripe: Ha! The Yankees rarely win on ESPN. The Mets will pound them.
Coco: Ha. The boomer David Wells will take you out.
Pinstripe: Not until Tom Glavine will crush them first. Since he got scratched from the rotation hours ago, he'll pitch to a wimpy team.
Coco: In your dreams zoot suit guy.
Pinstripe: I guarantee that the Mets will blow the Yankees away.
Coco: Ha, we'll find out tomorrow pal.
Pinstripe: Be here tomorrow.
Coco: You're on!
Pinstripe leaves scene
Coco: (looks at the camera) Hmm, maybe he'll think twice about messing with the Yanks. I'll be back here next game. See you tomorrow!
PLEASE POST YOUR REVIEWS HERE
