(OUTSIDE SHEA STADIUM)

Coco: WOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOO Swept a doubleheader. Yankees win again WOOOOOO

Pinstripe: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH This can't be. WHY WHY WHY!! Mets, WHY!

Coco: Hey that's the Yankees. It was a close game 9 to 8. But we won! Alfonso Soriano, Derek Jeter, and Jason Gimabi homered for the best team and my favorite team, the Yankees.

Pinstripe: 5 losses in a row against the Yankees.

Coco: I can see 2 weeks of pizza coming.

Pinstripe: Please reject the offer, please!

Coco: Lemme think about it. NO!!! Yankees are on a roll.

Pinstripe: Why can't the Mets win?!

Coco: Because the Yankees are stronger than yours.

Pinstripe: Don't you dare make fun of my Mets. They are still the amazins!

Coco: If they were the amazins, how come they lost 5 in a row against the Yankees this season and lost in the World Series against the Yankees.

Pinstripe: But the good news is that tomorrow night, the Mets will block the sweep.

Coco: Ha! The Yankees will crush them tomorrow. Guess what! The Yankees swept the Mets in their home terf.

Pinstripe: Hey cut it out!

Coco: I'll insult your Mets anytime I want to. Your big bats are quiet. No Piazza and no Vaughn, that's a bad sign for the Mets. They are winless without them. That's why the Mets can't win big ball games.

Pinstripe: (with anger) Leave them alone.

Coco: Never! Yankees rule, period!

Pinstripe: We had a good chance to win this game, until the defense stopped us from tying this ball game.

Coco: You got that right. The Yankees are unstoppable. Yanks rule and Mets drool.

Pinstripe: Eat my shorts Coco because the Mets will win tomorrow.

Coco: We'll let's see about that.

Pinstripe: See you tomorrow night.

Coco: (with sarcasm) Well good night Pinstripe. (looks at the camera) Well, 5 to 0 in favor of the Yankees. Pinstripe is gonna get a headache in the morning. So I was sweating in there because it was a close game WHEW!!! So Pinstripe's team failed to tie the game. I can't wait to see Pinstripe after tomorrow night's game. I'll be smiling all day after tomorrow night. I will get free pizza for two weeks. I already have pizza for one week. (yawning and stretching) Man I'm getting tired. I'll see you tomorrow night after the game. See ya! (waves at the camera)

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