Two Different Worlds

Part 3: Wanna meet Mama?

Warnings: Language, AU, OOC, silliness, bastardization, evil younger sister(by the way she resembles Relena), excessive humor, alot of rapper
slang(which will be translated), and lime.

Pairings: Established 3x4, developing 1x2, but it stays purely 1+2 for a
while.

Disclaimers: I do not own Gundam Wing, Eminem, or Kenny Chesney. *pouts*
Don't sue, I have nothing to give.

Duo's thoughts
//....// Heero's thoughts
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Heero sat poking at a piece of chicken. "Tryin to kill me nizel?"

"Fried Chicken," Duo answered quickly, "It ain't like mama fixes it, but still good."

Heero took a bite, "It's good all nizel." He looked oddly at the chicken again before eating the rest of it.

Trowa laughed. "I bet he has no idea what it is, but still he loves it!"

"Sa'll good," Heero commented. He grinned.

"You'll love mama's cooking!" Duo said happily, "even the whoopass!"

Later

"Heero, I want to take you out tommorow. Get you some new clothes, let you record a demo, and hangout," Duo asked.

"Ok nizel," Heero answered.

Duo smiled.

The Next Day

"Where do you shop at?" Duo asked, not knowing where people of his kind shopped.

"Enyce," Heero repled. Heero led him to the shop, and they walked in. The clerks gave him wierd looks, cause he is a cowboy in a ghetto store. Heero walked up to one of the clerks and he went shopping.

Duo sat down on a bench back in the shoe department and got comfortable. He leaned against the wall and put his hat over his eyes. He stayed like that for a good half hour until Heero found him. They both went to pay for the clothes. The cashier rung them up, then Duo paid, and they were on their way.

"I'm hungry, you?" Duo asked.

"Yeah, let's go nizel." Heero told him, and drug him down to the food court. "Here," Heero said and pointed to a Pizza Hut.

"What is pizza?" Duo said very confused.

"See nizel," Heero said, and he ordered the pizza and Duo paid for it. They found a table and Duo looked at the food rather funny.

"What's in this?" Duo said, still looking at the pizza funny.

"Food," Heero replied. He looked at Duo and smiled.

Duo picked it up and took a bite. "Mmmm.., this is good," he said, still chewing his food. "Heero, I'm going home tommorow, do you want to come with me?"

"Foshizel ma' nizel?"{1}

"I think you'll love Peachtreeville, Georgia!"

//Oh god, I have died and gone to Dixie. I'm fallin for a country boy.// ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ {1} foshizel ma' nizel means for real my nigger?