Two Different Worlds
Part 4: Welcome the Whoopass!
Warnings: Language, AU, OOC, silliness, bastardization, evil younger sister(by the way she resembles Relena), excessive humor, alot of rapper
slang(which will be translated), and lime.
Pairings: Established 3x4, developing 1x2, but it stays purely 1+2 for a
while.
Disclaimers: I do not own Gundam Wing, Eminem, or Kenny Chesney. *pouts*
Don't sue, I have nothing to give.
Duo's thoughts
//....// Heero's thoughts
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Miss ya' corner, nizel?" Heero asked.
"Sure didn't," Duo said smiling, "I'm home, in ol' Peachtreeville, Georgia."
Heero sighed and looked out the window.
"Billy Joe!" Duo yelled out the window at guy sitting on his porch playing Dixie on his banjo. Billy Joe smiled at him and waved. "Heero, wanna come to my hangout."
//This could be bad.// "Sure," Heero answered.
Duo pulled into Bobs Bar parking lot. "This the hangout."
Heero gulped. //This is really gonna be bad.//
Duo walked in beaming, and Heero just looked angry.
"Wassup dawgs?"
"Where's a dog?" asked a guy in the bar.
//This is really bad.// Heero clenched his fists. He looked mad.
Duo sat down at the bar. "Joe, come here, gimmie two snappies."{1}
"Duo, been alright?" Joe asked, just trying to catch up on things since they last saw each other almost five months ago.
"Good, just comin see mama, let 'er meet Heero," Duo answered.
"Meet mama?" Joe gasped and everyone in the bar stared at him.
A drunk was talking to Heero and annoying him. "I tell you what," the drunk said.
"What?" Heero replied in a monotone voice. He was very annoyed, you could tell. Duo looked at him and smiled.
"I dun told ya'!" stated the drunk.
"You know what?" Heero asked.
"What?"
"I'm going to open a whole six-pack of whoopass!"
"I didn't know Duo's mama sold her chili!!!!" a drunken guy yelled.
//Oh my god! I have died and gone to dixie!//
"That stuff really kick yo ass," another guy yelled.
"Duo, I got your snappies." Joe slid across the bar.
"Thanks Joe!" He handed Heero his snappy. "Drink up!" Heero looked at it funny before he sipped at it.
"Heero," Joe said, "I bet you can't eat a whole bowl of whoopass without water."
Just about everyone in the bar gasped, "No water!!! That's like settin' a chicken loose in the hog pen{2}!!"
"Ok nizel!" Heero stated, looking very confident of himself."
Duo grabbed his arm and gave him a death glare, "Ya don' know how hot whoopass is!"
"Whatever nizel," Heero boasted. He wanted to show off, but he would soon regret it.
"Heero," Duo tugged on his arm, "We gon' go see mama!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ {1} A snappy is something I made up at my cousins house. It's a drink with snapple, and something else.
{2} It's something really stupid I made up.
Part 4: Welcome the Whoopass!
Warnings: Language, AU, OOC, silliness, bastardization, evil younger sister(by the way she resembles Relena), excessive humor, alot of rapper
slang(which will be translated), and lime.
Pairings: Established 3x4, developing 1x2, but it stays purely 1+2 for a
while.
Disclaimers: I do not own Gundam Wing, Eminem, or Kenny Chesney. *pouts*
Don't sue, I have nothing to give.
Duo's thoughts
//....// Heero's thoughts
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Miss ya' corner, nizel?" Heero asked.
"Sure didn't," Duo said smiling, "I'm home, in ol' Peachtreeville, Georgia."
Heero sighed and looked out the window.
"Billy Joe!" Duo yelled out the window at guy sitting on his porch playing Dixie on his banjo. Billy Joe smiled at him and waved. "Heero, wanna come to my hangout."
//This could be bad.// "Sure," Heero answered.
Duo pulled into Bobs Bar parking lot. "This the hangout."
Heero gulped. //This is really gonna be bad.//
Duo walked in beaming, and Heero just looked angry.
"Wassup dawgs?"
"Where's a dog?" asked a guy in the bar.
//This is really bad.// Heero clenched his fists. He looked mad.
Duo sat down at the bar. "Joe, come here, gimmie two snappies."{1}
"Duo, been alright?" Joe asked, just trying to catch up on things since they last saw each other almost five months ago.
"Good, just comin see mama, let 'er meet Heero," Duo answered.
"Meet mama?" Joe gasped and everyone in the bar stared at him.
A drunk was talking to Heero and annoying him. "I tell you what," the drunk said.
"What?" Heero replied in a monotone voice. He was very annoyed, you could tell. Duo looked at him and smiled.
"I dun told ya'!" stated the drunk.
"You know what?" Heero asked.
"What?"
"I'm going to open a whole six-pack of whoopass!"
"I didn't know Duo's mama sold her chili!!!!" a drunken guy yelled.
//Oh my god! I have died and gone to dixie!//
"That stuff really kick yo ass," another guy yelled.
"Duo, I got your snappies." Joe slid across the bar.
"Thanks Joe!" He handed Heero his snappy. "Drink up!" Heero looked at it funny before he sipped at it.
"Heero," Joe said, "I bet you can't eat a whole bowl of whoopass without water."
Just about everyone in the bar gasped, "No water!!! That's like settin' a chicken loose in the hog pen{2}!!"
"Ok nizel!" Heero stated, looking very confident of himself."
Duo grabbed his arm and gave him a death glare, "Ya don' know how hot whoopass is!"
"Whatever nizel," Heero boasted. He wanted to show off, but he would soon regret it.
"Heero," Duo tugged on his arm, "We gon' go see mama!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ {1} A snappy is something I made up at my cousins house. It's a drink with snapple, and something else.
{2} It's something really stupid I made up.
