AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT AN EAT THANG
~~~
It's the big Crashtizzle! With Double D E in the middle wizzle! It's LOZ up in this big neptizzle!
I'M BACK! YES I'M BACK IN BLACK!
This is my triumphant return from a long ace sabatical. Parody of "Ain't Nothin' But A G Thang", by Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre. Sung by Rauru, and MYSELF, THE MASTA CRASHA!
Enjoy.
~~~
{Rauru}
One, two, three and to the four
Two million pounds of fat an' lard is at the door
Ready to make an entreance, so back on up
Cos you know I'm bout to eat it all up
Gimme the beverages first, so I expand like a bubble
My huge gut is at your party, now you know you in trouble
Ain't nothin but an eat thang baby
One fat ass Sage is goin' crazy
Fritos are really quite tas-tay
Inflatable, eatin' really infaltes this
Cmon back to the eatin at hand
Smorgishs are perfect so I go eat to understand
When I sit down to dine
And before me dig into a 'which, I have to find the perfect fries
You never know, it could be a really good rye and turkey not dry
But at the same time really cold fries
Now you know I'm down with that Wendys crap
So I go up to the counter and order a veggie wrap
Yeah, and I'm fatter than Fat Joe's fatty toes
And now you all know that I'm on the throes
Of goin' up to the world 'n take off a proper chunk
Eatin' third world countries is really quite some fun
I eat this and eat that and eat this and uh
I eat this and eat that and eat this and uh
I eat this and eat that and eat this and uh
I can plow through walls like a phantom
Well I'm eatin and I'm eatin and I'm eat-in.
But I damn near got stopped, cause these people kept screamin'
That my fat is everywhere and is always felt
And I'm so big I need a boomerang for my belt
You never seen a guy eat like this befo'
With a mouth so huge I can eat all of Cambodia
At the same time, with all the pounds that I pack
You know, and I know, my heart's about to attack
To add to my biggy gut,
this truck of food symbolizes
grease take a piece, but don't quease
If you do, you have no clue
Of what me and my chunky stomach came to do
I eat this and eat that and eat this and uh
I eat this and eat that and eat this and uh
I eat this, and who cares about eatin' control?
So just chill, till the next Cinaroll
{Mr. Crash}
Fallin back on that ass
Gotta get back onto my feet
Gettin funky with the write
While I rhyme to this phat beat
It's the capital F oh yes it's fresh with second F N
Z E L D A its always where I been
Showin much text when it's time to write a fic
Killin' chars and settin' a plot
Like there was no writer's trick
Yeah, and it don't quit
I think they in the mood for some muthafuckin read shit
So Sage?
"What up man?"
Gotta go read it all up
"Whadda ya mean?"
We gotta go to a good place
"Hell yeah"
And there's nothin' that's betta
LEGEND OF ZELDA
{Mr. Crash (With the mad solo!)}
Is where it takes place so I ask your attention
Writin' like a fast sucka but I ain't flinchin'
Droppin the funky write that's makin' the crazy flamas mumble
When I write it down it's like the football, they all fumble
Try to get close and you ass it gets smacked
My mothafuckin homie DED has got my back
Never let me flip cause if I flip then I'm flippin
But if I'm free of block then you know I'm straight trippin
And I'm gonna continue to put my thoughts down, put the plots down
And if you bitches talk shit I have to lay the laws down
Yea, and I don't stop
I know I'm always on top when I write and I jot
But I never quit always on to the break of dawn
See you later DED in the place called F F N
Puttin' it all togetha
In the world of L O Z
No one can do it better
{Rauru}
I eat this and eat that and eat this and uh
I eat this and eat that and eat this and uh
I eat this, and who cares about eatin' control?
So just chill, till the next Cinaroll
~~~
It's the big Crashtizzle! With Double D E in the middle wizzle! It's LOZ up in this big neptizzle!
I'M BACK! YES I'M BACK IN BLACK!
This is my triumphant return from a long ace sabatical. Parody of "Ain't Nothin' But A G Thang", by Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre. Sung by Rauru, and MYSELF, THE MASTA CRASHA!
Enjoy.
~~~
{Rauru}
One, two, three and to the four
Two million pounds of fat an' lard is at the door
Ready to make an entreance, so back on up
Cos you know I'm bout to eat it all up
Gimme the beverages first, so I expand like a bubble
My huge gut is at your party, now you know you in trouble
Ain't nothin but an eat thang baby
One fat ass Sage is goin' crazy
Fritos are really quite tas-tay
Inflatable, eatin' really infaltes this
Cmon back to the eatin at hand
Smorgishs are perfect so I go eat to understand
When I sit down to dine
And before me dig into a 'which, I have to find the perfect fries
You never know, it could be a really good rye and turkey not dry
But at the same time really cold fries
Now you know I'm down with that Wendys crap
So I go up to the counter and order a veggie wrap
Yeah, and I'm fatter than Fat Joe's fatty toes
And now you all know that I'm on the throes
Of goin' up to the world 'n take off a proper chunk
Eatin' third world countries is really quite some fun
I eat this and eat that and eat this and uh
I eat this and eat that and eat this and uh
I eat this and eat that and eat this and uh
I can plow through walls like a phantom
Well I'm eatin and I'm eatin and I'm eat-in.
But I damn near got stopped, cause these people kept screamin'
That my fat is everywhere and is always felt
And I'm so big I need a boomerang for my belt
You never seen a guy eat like this befo'
With a mouth so huge I can eat all of Cambodia
At the same time, with all the pounds that I pack
You know, and I know, my heart's about to attack
To add to my biggy gut,
this truck of food symbolizes
grease take a piece, but don't quease
If you do, you have no clue
Of what me and my chunky stomach came to do
I eat this and eat that and eat this and uh
I eat this and eat that and eat this and uh
I eat this, and who cares about eatin' control?
So just chill, till the next Cinaroll
{Mr. Crash}
Fallin back on that ass
Gotta get back onto my feet
Gettin funky with the write
While I rhyme to this phat beat
It's the capital F oh yes it's fresh with second F N
Z E L D A its always where I been
Showin much text when it's time to write a fic
Killin' chars and settin' a plot
Like there was no writer's trick
Yeah, and it don't quit
I think they in the mood for some muthafuckin read shit
So Sage?
"What up man?"
Gotta go read it all up
"Whadda ya mean?"
We gotta go to a good place
"Hell yeah"
And there's nothin' that's betta
LEGEND OF ZELDA
{Mr. Crash (With the mad solo!)}
Is where it takes place so I ask your attention
Writin' like a fast sucka but I ain't flinchin'
Droppin the funky write that's makin' the crazy flamas mumble
When I write it down it's like the football, they all fumble
Try to get close and you ass it gets smacked
My mothafuckin homie DED has got my back
Never let me flip cause if I flip then I'm flippin
But if I'm free of block then you know I'm straight trippin
And I'm gonna continue to put my thoughts down, put the plots down
And if you bitches talk shit I have to lay the laws down
Yea, and I don't stop
I know I'm always on top when I write and I jot
But I never quit always on to the break of dawn
See you later DED in the place called F F N
Puttin' it all togetha
In the world of L O Z
No one can do it better
{Rauru}
I eat this and eat that and eat this and uh
I eat this and eat that and eat this and uh
I eat this, and who cares about eatin' control?
So just chill, till the next Cinaroll
