AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT AN EAT THANG

~~~

It's the big Crashtizzle! With Double D E in the middle wizzle! It's LOZ up in this big neptizzle!

I'M BACK! YES I'M BACK IN BLACK!

This is my triumphant return from a long ace sabatical. Parody of "Ain't Nothin' But A G Thang", by Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre. Sung by Rauru, and MYSELF, THE MASTA CRASHA!

Enjoy.

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{Rauru}

One, two, three and to the four

Two million pounds of fat an' lard is at the door

Ready to make an entreance, so back on up

Cos you know I'm bout to eat it all up



Gimme the beverages first, so I expand like a bubble

My huge gut is at your party, now you know you in trouble



Ain't nothin but an eat thang baby

One fat ass Sage is goin' crazy

Fritos are really quite tas-tay

Inflatable, eatin' really infaltes this



Cmon back to the eatin at hand

Smorgishs are perfect so I go eat to understand

When I sit down to dine

And before me dig into a 'which, I have to find the perfect fries

You never know, it could be a really good rye and turkey not dry

But at the same time really cold fries

Now you know I'm down with that Wendys crap

So I go up to the counter and order a veggie wrap



Yeah, and I'm fatter than Fat Joe's fatty toes

And now you all know that I'm on the throes

Of goin' up to the world 'n take off a proper chunk

Eatin' third world countries is really quite some fun



I eat this and eat that and eat this and uh

I eat this and eat that and eat this and uh

I eat this and eat that and eat this and uh

I can plow through walls like a phantom



Well I'm eatin and I'm eatin and I'm eat-in.

But I damn near got stopped, cause these people kept screamin'

That my fat is everywhere and is always felt

And I'm so big I need a boomerang for my belt

You never seen a guy eat like this befo'

With a mouth so huge I can eat all of Cambodia

At the same time, with all the pounds that I pack

You know, and I know, my heart's about to attack



To add to my biggy gut,

this truck of food symbolizes

grease take a piece, but don't quease

If you do, you have no clue

Of what me and my chunky stomach came to do



I eat this and eat that and eat this and uh

I eat this and eat that and eat this and uh

I eat this, and who cares about eatin' control?

So just chill, till the next Cinaroll



{Mr. Crash}

Fallin back on that ass

Gotta get back onto my feet

Gettin funky with the write

While I rhyme to this phat beat

It's the capital F oh yes it's fresh with second F N

Z E L D A its always where I been

Showin much text when it's time to write a fic

Killin' chars and settin' a plot

Like there was no writer's trick

Yeah, and it don't quit

I think they in the mood for some muthafuckin read shit



So Sage?

"What up man?"

Gotta go read it all up

"Whadda ya mean?"

We gotta go to a good place

"Hell yeah"

And there's nothin' that's betta

LEGEND OF ZELDA



{Mr. Crash (With the mad solo!)}

Is where it takes place so I ask your attention

Writin' like a fast sucka but I ain't flinchin'

Droppin the funky write that's makin' the crazy flamas mumble

When I write it down it's like the football, they all fumble

Try to get close and you ass it gets smacked

My mothafuckin homie DED has got my back

Never let me flip cause if I flip then I'm flippin

But if I'm free of block then you know I'm straight trippin

And I'm gonna continue to put my thoughts down, put the plots down

And if you bitches talk shit I have to lay the laws down

Yea, and I don't stop

I know I'm always on top when I write and I jot

But I never quit always on to the break of dawn

See you later DED in the place called F F N

Puttin' it all togetha

In the world of L O Z

No one can do it better



{Rauru}

I eat this and eat that and eat this and uh

I eat this and eat that and eat this and uh

I eat this, and who cares about eatin' control?

So just chill, till the next Cinaroll