When Bobby walked out of the lab, whistling an innocent tune with his hands in his pockets, he initiates his evil plan, which takes place in the kitchen.

"I. DO. NOT. Like Gambit. I can't even stand his accent. Oh, look at me I be Gambit and I be a lady's man. I talk like dis and dat and OH MERDE! Who be dat over dere? Why dats Magneto. Don't fear cheres! Remy is here!" Bobby grumbles to himself as he opens the fridge door, takes out pink lemonade, and dumps the contents of the Irresistible's Sister into it.

"Gambit is the only one who drinks this. I know for a fact cause one time when I was spying on him he drank it and then he turned around and I got a nice view of his...... I do sound like I like him." Bobby says to know one in particular and walks away from the scene of the crime.

************Later that day***********

After a hard and long practice, Wolverine waltzes into the room, happy as a clam as he opens the fridge for a drink.

"OOOOOOOOO! Pink lemonade." Wolverine says excitedly and quickly looks around. Seeing no one around to witness his next actions, he grabs the pink lemonade and drinks from...... THE CONTAINOR! When he drank all the contents of..... THE CONTAINOR, he puts it back into the fridge.

Wolverine looked bewildered by the fact that he seemed a hell of a lot taller. Thinking that it was nothing but some strange aftereffects of his drinking like a fish the night before, he shrugs and keeps walking into the hallway. Everything was going all right with him until Cyclops dared to bump into him when he turned the corner. Wolverine allowed a growl to escape his lips then to add on to his confusion, Cyclops laughed at him and rested his hand on Logan's shoulder to prevent Scott from falling.

"HA HA HA! You may be annoying but sometimes your a funny guy. That was hilarious Bobby, imitating wolverine. HA HA HA." Scott said, in between laughs.

"What the hell? Listen here, bub, I don't know what the hell flew up your ass but if you don't take your hand off of my shoulder....." Logan growled but stopped when he realized, his claws were not coming out. He could not gut Cyclops. Logan's worst nightmare was coming true! The only part missing was Creed doing the tango in a tight purple ballet outfit and throwing kisses at Wolverine.

Shaking that thought out of his head he sends a threatening growl towards Scott, which ends up sounding like Jubilee's laugh, and stomps away. Everywhere Logan went people treated him with little respect. Rogue marched up to him and started screaming at him for taping on the inside of her panties and how it was painful for her to take it off. This was not a good day so far for Wolverine.

**************Meanwhile*****************

Bobby was having a rather good day. Especially, with all the respect that he was receiving. He thought, "The x-men have finally learned to think twice before they mess with Bobby Lebea............... DRAKE! I really have to stop acting gay!" Just then Bobby turned the corner and almost ran into Jean Grey. He opened his mouth to apologize but before he could react, Jean pounced on him. Bobby was in total shock. Here he was minding his own business, sort of, and the next thing he knows Scott's wife is making out with him. Pushing Jean away, he held her at arms length.

"BAD JEAN! THAT'S A NO-NO! YOU ARE WITH SCOTT I'M A NO! I KNOW I AM DEAD SEXY BUT YOU HAVE TO REFRAIN!" Bobby yelled at Jean sternly while she stares at him bewildered.

Raising an eyebrow, she replies, "But Logan, you didn't say that last night? In fact you said the exact opposite when we were in my room, and were..."

"ACK! STOP! STOP! STOP!" Bobby screamed, his face turning deathly pale. "Did you say LOGAN!?!?"

"Yeah... that's your name, silly." Jean tells Bobby and giggles.

"NO IT'S NOT! MY NAME IS BOBBY LEBEA.... DRAKE! DAMN IT WHY THE HELL DO I KEEP DOING THAT!"

"Wait, did you say Bobby?" Jean asks puzzled, but is too impatient to wait for his response and searches his mind. It was her turn to turn deathly pale.

"I. JUST. KISSED. BOBBY. I think I'm going to be sick..." Jean stated blankly and ran to the nearest bathroom, for she truly was getting sick. Bobby also ran to the nearest bathroom and discovered that he was in Wolverine's body.

"How the hell did that happen!?!?" Bobby was going into panic mode when suddenly, he came up with a brilliant idea. Nobody, except Jean, knew that he was in Wolverine's body, and he now has the perfect blackmail against Jean. Betsy and the Professor were out on a conference meeting, so Jean was the only telepath around.

I'll ruin Logan's reputation! Whatever has happened has to wear off sooner or later. Bobby thought to himself an evil smile spreading across his face.

Clearing his throat he states in gruff tone, "My name is Logan Lebeau, I have a secret crush on Gambit and I believe that I would look smashing with hot pink hair and in one of Jean Grey's outfits."

**********************Meanwhile********************

Logan's head snapped up. He knew that something way worse was going to happen to him, he could sense it. Just then he passed a window. He only saw a glimpse of the reflection but that was enough. He snapped his head back to his window's reflection and let out a high pitched scream.

"I'M HIDEOUS!"