For the first time in his life, Logan, AKA: Wolverine, cried.
"WHY ME!?! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS BODY!?!?!?" Logan screamed to no one in particular.
Just then Beast walked by, and looked at his friend strangely. He couldn't figure out why Bobby was screaming about how hideous he looked. Bending over to ask Bobby what was the matter, a High pitched scream had stopped him dead in his tracks...
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Gambit's POV
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'Why de hell would Logan want to see me? I don't recall doin' any ting' to piss him off, except for de one stinkin' beer dat I took from his 'secret' stash........ Would he still be pissed off for dat?........ Porbably!' I thought to myself as I made my way to the kitchen, bewildered by why Logan would want to meet me there.
When I opened the doors I saw what had to have been the most traumatizing thing dat I had ever seen! Which must be pretty traumatizing seeing how I walked in on Sinister skating around in his lab, pretending to be de lead female singer of Aqua and singing "Barbie Girl", and dat didn't even compare to what was before my eyes. Here I saw Logan, dressed up in Jean Grey's "Phoenix" uniform, his hair colored hot pink, and laying down on his stomach on the counter.
'MERDE! WHAT DE HELL IS GOING ON HERE! MY EYESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! ....... Did he just wink at me?' I cringed to myself when I saw Wolverine get off of the counter and started to make his way towards me. I tried backing up, but I found dat my way was blocked by the stupid door that just HAD to close when I walked in and right now, I'm in no mood to turn my back on dis freak just to open up a damn door. De window will have to do.
I tried inching my way towards de window but nooooooooooo. He just had to lean against the wall, putting him in between de window and me.
"What do you want?!??!?!" I managed to choke up, looking around terrified.
"You!" Logan replied to me and....... FLUTTERED HIS EYELASHES!?!?!?
Normally, I'm pretty good at hiding my emotions but this time I can't! Fear is spreading across my face and he damn well knows it!
Backing up slowly until I bump into de counter, I reach for de nearest weapons, dat being, Jubilee's Sugar bombs. Shrugging to myself I hold it out in front of me, glaring at Wolverine. Hoping dat he would get de hint and leave me alone. I'm so naïve. I should have realized my mistake from the beginning.
"Sugar bombs? That's so sweet Gambit. Sugar for me cause I am sugar!" He replied happily.
'Now dis is scaring me! A LOT!' I thought to myself, slowly wondering if dis situation qualified for an emergency as in, BLOW UP DE WHOLE MANSION IN ORDER TO GET DIS FREAK AWAY!
When he put his hand on my jaw line I did what any self-respecting man would do. I screamed.
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Bobby's POV
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'YES IT WORKED!' I cheered to myself in my head as I watched Gambit scream, faint and then slump to the ground. Smiling at the camera that I set up before show time. 'The perfect plan, when I get back into my old body, I could use this as blackmail against the real Wolverine. I'm really gonna enjoy being Logan!'
I turned off the camera and packed up the equipment before anybody came in. I then raced out of the kitchen. This would have been the perfect crime too if it wasn't for stupid, stupid Bishop!
Bishop, of course, was scared of everybody ever since encountering the irresistible drug. It was pretty hilarious how he thought that the drug was cologne and couldn't figure out why both males and females alike kept trying to make him their official bed slave. I laugh to myself slightly as I think more about the day of when the X-men upgraded to XXX-men.
Bishop though, just HAD to be in the way of my escape route. He just HAD to make me run into him. And he just HAD to make the top part of Jean's outfit rip. It took me a while to understand why Bishop started screaming and dove out of the nearest window screaming "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" I guess I would do the same if Wolverine ever approached me looking the way that I look now. I wonder how Logan is adjusting to his new body...
"WHY ME!?! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS BODY!?!?!?" Logan screamed to no one in particular.
Just then Beast walked by, and looked at his friend strangely. He couldn't figure out why Bobby was screaming about how hideous he looked. Bending over to ask Bobby what was the matter, a High pitched scream had stopped him dead in his tracks...
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Gambit's POV
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'Why de hell would Logan want to see me? I don't recall doin' any ting' to piss him off, except for de one stinkin' beer dat I took from his 'secret' stash........ Would he still be pissed off for dat?........ Porbably!' I thought to myself as I made my way to the kitchen, bewildered by why Logan would want to meet me there.
When I opened the doors I saw what had to have been the most traumatizing thing dat I had ever seen! Which must be pretty traumatizing seeing how I walked in on Sinister skating around in his lab, pretending to be de lead female singer of Aqua and singing "Barbie Girl", and dat didn't even compare to what was before my eyes. Here I saw Logan, dressed up in Jean Grey's "Phoenix" uniform, his hair colored hot pink, and laying down on his stomach on the counter.
'MERDE! WHAT DE HELL IS GOING ON HERE! MY EYESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! ....... Did he just wink at me?' I cringed to myself when I saw Wolverine get off of the counter and started to make his way towards me. I tried backing up, but I found dat my way was blocked by the stupid door that just HAD to close when I walked in and right now, I'm in no mood to turn my back on dis freak just to open up a damn door. De window will have to do.
I tried inching my way towards de window but nooooooooooo. He just had to lean against the wall, putting him in between de window and me.
"What do you want?!??!?!" I managed to choke up, looking around terrified.
"You!" Logan replied to me and....... FLUTTERED HIS EYELASHES!?!?!?
Normally, I'm pretty good at hiding my emotions but this time I can't! Fear is spreading across my face and he damn well knows it!
Backing up slowly until I bump into de counter, I reach for de nearest weapons, dat being, Jubilee's Sugar bombs. Shrugging to myself I hold it out in front of me, glaring at Wolverine. Hoping dat he would get de hint and leave me alone. I'm so naïve. I should have realized my mistake from the beginning.
"Sugar bombs? That's so sweet Gambit. Sugar for me cause I am sugar!" He replied happily.
'Now dis is scaring me! A LOT!' I thought to myself, slowly wondering if dis situation qualified for an emergency as in, BLOW UP DE WHOLE MANSION IN ORDER TO GET DIS FREAK AWAY!
When he put his hand on my jaw line I did what any self-respecting man would do. I screamed.
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Bobby's POV
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'YES IT WORKED!' I cheered to myself in my head as I watched Gambit scream, faint and then slump to the ground. Smiling at the camera that I set up before show time. 'The perfect plan, when I get back into my old body, I could use this as blackmail against the real Wolverine. I'm really gonna enjoy being Logan!'
I turned off the camera and packed up the equipment before anybody came in. I then raced out of the kitchen. This would have been the perfect crime too if it wasn't for stupid, stupid Bishop!
Bishop, of course, was scared of everybody ever since encountering the irresistible drug. It was pretty hilarious how he thought that the drug was cologne and couldn't figure out why both males and females alike kept trying to make him their official bed slave. I laugh to myself slightly as I think more about the day of when the X-men upgraded to XXX-men.
Bishop though, just HAD to be in the way of my escape route. He just HAD to make me run into him. And he just HAD to make the top part of Jean's outfit rip. It took me a while to understand why Bishop started screaming and dove out of the nearest window screaming "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" I guess I would do the same if Wolverine ever approached me looking the way that I look now. I wonder how Logan is adjusting to his new body...
